Eddie Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 As all successful millionaire business men do out of office hours I watch the oxymoron that is celeb big brother. I recognise 2 out of god knows how many, 1 of them is Barry from eastenders and the other my old mate Derek Ocorah. Can anyone help me identify the others? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: As all successful millionaire business men do out of office hours I watch the oxymoron that is celeb big brother. I recognise 2 out of god knows how many, 1 of them is Barry from eastenders and the other my old mate Derek Ocorah. Can anyone help me identify the others? Helen Lederer used to run with the Rik Mayall/Ade Edmonson crowd and she was quite funny and weirdly shaggable back in the day. The rest of them I haven't got a clue about. The usual pack of cunts famous for fuck all, paid a fortune for no apparent reason and completely fucking obnoxious, legends in their own minds. Is Frank in it this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Helen Lederer used to run with the Rik Mayall/Ade Edmonson crowd and she was quite funny and weirdly shaggable back in the day. The rest of them I haven't got a clue about. The usual pack of cunts famous for fuck all, paid a fortune for no apparent reason and completely fucking obnoxious, legends in their own minds. Is Frank in it this year? Yes, the bald gay one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Helen Lederer used to run with the Rik Mayall/Ade Edmonson crowd and she was quite funny and weirdly shaggable back in the day. Careful now. Gyps got quite upset about this nomination a few years back. I think they might be lezzers together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Careful now. Gyps got quite upset about this nomination a few years back. I think they might be lezzers together. We know it baws, you're a devious motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Careful now. Gyps got quite upset about this nomination a few years back. I think they might be lezzers together. In the late 80's there was something preternaturally alluring about her. Only properly heterosexual men will know what I'm talking about. She pipped Meg Foster in the spooky eyes department, just. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 My Aunty Vi once said to me: "Celebrity is like the clitoris Ratty; swollen and engorged when the subject of attention, hooded and diminished when caught unawares" She then stuffed my face in her lobster pot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 42 minutes ago, ratcum said: My Aunty Vi once said to me: "Celebrity is like the clitoris Ratty; swollen and engorged when the subject of attention, hooded and diminished when caught unawares" She then stuffed my face in her lobster pot. You're the best on here Ratty. Others, or one in particular make that claim, but they can't touch this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 In the words of the templars... kill them all, God will know his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 On 04/08/2017 at 11:44 AM, cuntspotter said: In the words of the templars... kill them all, God will know his own. Simon Templar never said that you puff. Neither did his mum, dad or any siblings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 On 03/08/2017 at 9:57 PM, Eddie said: As all successful millionaire business men do out of office hours I watch the oxymoron that is celeb big brother. I recognise 2 out of god knows how many, 1 of them is Barry from eastenders and the other my old mate Derek Ocorah. Can anyone help me identify the others? And he's such a good mate you can spell his name anyway you want. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, Mingeeta said: And he's such a good mate you can spell his name anyway you want. Brilliant. Such intelligence behind this nom. Anybody who believes in psychic powers and the old con trick of cold reading are gullible fools who cannot admit to themselves their own stupidity. Derek Acorah should be thrown in jail for fraud. Edited August 7, 2017 by Alfie Noakes Seems I couldnt spell derek fraudcorah's name either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 18 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Such intelligence behind this nom. Anybody who believes in psychic powers and the old con trick of cold reading are gullible fools who cannot admit to themselves their own stupidity. Derek Accorah should be thrown in jail for fraud. He could share a cell with Eddie! If he wants to listen to a thickos diatribe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 What is the motivation behind watching this drivel? A cure for insomnia? Suicide by tedium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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