Frank Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Strap in everyone, you're witnessing corner history in the making. You tragic lunatic. It's safe to say the system has totally and utterly failed you. 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I'll have to take a few steps to get round you, you morbidly obese mobility scooter riding fucktard. He doesn't know it yet, but I have all the info I need to make his life very difficult indeed. Check your PM box and forward to B, D and A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, Jazz, sort yourself out mate! Why do you insist on internalizing everything the cunts here say about or to you? Start your meds again, you deranged cunt! I sent him some more, should be kicking in by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, put it this way, I'm no proctologist but I know a cuntish ass-hole when I see one and seeing Frank ticks both boxes. Make no mistake Stubbs, I hate the cunt and I mean hate. The only reason I fart is to take the stench of him away... Rumour has it, he's placed me on "standby" for a full-on attack. I hardly wait as it has brought back some meaning to my life. I also hear through the grapevine that he's quite some composer? "Chantilly Lace" being just one of his penned missives. Anyway, let's see what he's truly worth eh? FWANK! A-ah Cunt of the universe FWANK! Haa-Ha Hated by everyone of us A-Haa He’s an imbecile FWANK! Haaa-haa Cunt of the unbearable He’s for none of us Stands for fuck-all to us Every man every woman Every child he’s just a mighty cunt FWANK! a-haa (Seemingly there is no reason for him to live) (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) (What is Fwank?) Only Dr. Mengle, formerly at PDSA, can provide an explanation: FWANK! A-ha Er ist ein Haufen Scheiße Just a cunt With a worms courage Nothing but a cunt He’s always failed As rancid as a dead fart Haa-haa-haa, haaa FWANK! (His unprecedented odorous stench is cause for alarm) FWANK! Cunt of The Universe (General Mods, Cunt-Fwank is back on the scene) (What do you mean??) (You’re the Mods for fucksake, you tell me!) (PM Fender! Fetch your buckets of shit, open fire, all weapons, dispatch Mrs Roops! Douse the cunt with Domestos, kill the cunt and shit on his carcass) (FWANK. Frank!!! I truly fucking hate you. You only have a few hours to save your pitiful grace… Fwank?) Are you on drugs, or just a dyed-in-the-wool simpleton? Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Fuck me breakdancing, what the fuck is this shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, Frank said: He doesn't know it yet, but I have all the info I need to make his life very difficult indeed. Check your PM box and forward to B, D and A. I'm working on a film script Frank and thought you might be interested. It's a modern reworking of The Diary of Anne Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, Jazz, sort yourself out mate! Why do you insist on internalizing everything the cunts here say about or to you? Start your meds again, you deranged cunt! Stage 5. He has no idea what's about to hit him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Just now, Frank said: Stage 5. He has no idea what's about to hit him. I just can't get my head round why anybody would come to site called Cunts Corner with such delicate senses. If anything, you should come here for a fucking laugh and piss take. You people, are the finest I'll ever meet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 Rick's just logged in Frank, act natural for fucks sake, lest he come raining down on you with the galloping wrath of one of Neil's STDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm working on a film script Frank and thought you might be interested. It's a modern reworking of The Diary of Anne Frank I can tell you now, Tot.. I'm not keen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I just can't get my head round why anybody would come to site called Cunts Corner with such delicate senses. If anything, you should come here for a fucking laugh and piss take. You people, are the finest I'll ever meet! You poor, poor bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 11 minutes ago, Frank said: I can tell you now, Tot.. I'm not keen. Wait until you hear some of the possible titles before deciding: The Diarrhoea of Anne Frank The Dairy of Frank Kleftiko Lifesaving Loft Conversions My Dad Made Most of This Up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Wait until you hear some of the possible titles before deciding: The Diarrhoea of Anne Frank The Dairy of Frank Kleftiko Lifesaving Loft Conversions My Dad Made Most of This Up Do you have a synopsis on number 3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 40 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I just can't get my head round why anybody would come to site called Cunts Corner with such delicate senses. If anything, you should come here for a fucking laugh and piss take. You people, are the finest I'll ever meet! Self-deprecation certainly didn't come easy to you, Wiz. Is your dad still in the boot (trunk) of that old Merc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Can I watch? Or even better, join in. I'm sure we can come to some arrangement, for a small fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 hour ago, nocti said: Rick's just logged in Frank, act natural for fucks sake, lest he come raining down on you with the galloping wrath of one of Neil's STDs. Have you noticed when you say to somebody "don't look now but . . . ." they always look. Bet Frank's sat there now drumming his fingers, rolling his eyes, and generally looking shiftier than usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 14 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Have you noticed when you say to somebody "don't look now but . . . ." they always look. Bet Frank's sat there now drumming his fingers, rolling his eyes, and generally looking shiftier than usual. I'm playing in Cadiz tonight, gobs.. Plaza De Las Flores. Come to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm playing in Cadiz tonight, gobs.. Plaza de las Flores. Come to me. What's your opening number? "Life's A Cunt"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: What's your opening number? "Life's A Cunt"? Gobbie you've been on here for as long as I can remember. I hope you don't mind me saying that you're not really cut out for this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fucking hell, Jazz, sort yourself out mate! Why do you insist on internalizing everything the cunts here say about or to you? Start your meds again, you deranged cunt! You mean you actually read through all of that shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Gobbie you've been on here for as long as I can remember. I hope you don't mind me saying that you're not really cut out for this shit. Good, I'd be a cunt if I was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Good, I'd be a cunt if I was. Well, not really. I mean.. your timing's all over the place, you're a bit thick, and I don't think you've ever once made me laugh. I think you should kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 17 minutes ago, Frank said: Well, not really. I mean.. your timing's all over the place, you're a bit thick, and I don't think you've ever once made me laugh. I think you should kill yourself. Whilst I admire your resilience in dusting yourself down after this morning's vicious savaging from Jazz, I'm afraid that I can no longer take you seriously. All I can now visualise is you drumming out the intro to Flash Gordon on an empty KFC bucket whilst repeatedly screaming "Minggggg". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 2 hours ago, nocti said: Fuck me breakdancing, what the fuck is this shit? Sound the "Dear Sweet Baby Fucking Jesus" klaxon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Do you have a synopsis on number 3? Forego the drum kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 2, 2017 Report Share Posted August 2, 2017 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, put it this way, I'm no proctologist but I know a cuntish ass-hole when I see one and seeing Frank ticks both boxes. Make no mistake Stubbs, I hate the cunt and I mean hate. The only reason I fart is to take the stench of him away... Rumour has it, he's placed me on "standby" for a full-on attack. I hardly wait as it has brought back some meaning to my life. I also hear through the grapevine that he's quite some composer? "Chantilly Lace" being just one of his penned missives. Anyway, let's see what he's truly worth eh? FWANK! A-ah Cunt of the universe FWANK! Haa-Ha Hated by everyone of us A-Haa He’s an imbecile FWANK! Haaa-haa Cunt of the unbearable He’s for none of us Stands for fuck-all to us Every man every woman Every child he’s just a mighty cunt FWANK! a-haa (Seemingly there is no reason for him to live) (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA) (What is Fwank?) Only Dr. Mengle, formerly at PDSA, can provide an explanation: FWANK! A-ha Er ist ein Haufen Scheiße Just a cunt With a worms courage Nothing but a cunt He’s always failed As rancid as a dead fart Haa-haa-haa, haaa FWANK! (His unprecedented odorous stench is cause for alarm) FWANK! Cunt of The Universe (General Mods, Cunt-Fwank is back on the scene) (What do you mean??) (You’re the Mods for fucksake, you tell me!) (PM Fender! Fetch your buckets of shit, open fire, all weapons, dispatch Mrs Roops! Douse the cunt with Domestos, kill the cunt and shit on his carcass) (FWANK. Frank!!! I truly fucking hate you. You only have a few hours to save your pitiful grace… Fwank?) Sound the imminent meltdown klaxon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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