Guest nobgobbler Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: How can you be 25% of a religion? Still has 75% of foreskin intact, only one out of four skins need apply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, r-soles said: It's to do with artificial insemination, you collect jizz from several different donors, mix 'em together, fill the crack, nine moths later... hey presto, a bit of each, contained in a whole. It was constantly asking to be served one of these that got Punkers kicked out of TGI Fridays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cretin. @Punkape you are Maggoty Johnson of Gawsworth and I claim my gold sovereign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 12 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I am 25% jewish .. does that answer your question? Fuck me, I am a complicated being. 25% Mick, 25% Sweaty, 50% Limey. In my defence I am 100% an unmitigated fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Beast said: Fuck me, I am a complicated being. 25% Mick, 25% Sweaty, 50% Limey. In my defence I am 100% an unmitigated fucking cunt. I like bacon and black pudding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Admiral Noakes said: Wow, morning you obsequious little worm. So are you going to push for your ban today, hapless, cockless little tit? Nearly the weekend......time for you to start combing the gerbils fur.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Nearly the weekend......time for you to start combing the gerbils fur.... lol. And time for you to go back to Maggotty Woods and climb back into your grave. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: And time for you to go back to Maggotty Woods and climb back into your grave. And for your heavy shift in the red light district..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: And for your heavy shift in the red light district..... lol. And make more in 30 minutes than you make in ten years lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: And make more in 30 minutes than you make in ten years lol I bet you've got Herpees..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I bet you've got Herpees..... I bet that you have got a skunk in your underpants lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: I bet that you have got a skunk in your underpants lol I bet you've got a decaying wombat with AIDS in your knickers..... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet you've got a decaying wombat with AIDS in your knickers..... lol. OK, I give in. I can't take any more. Have a nice weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 18 minutes ago, The Beast said: OK, I give in. I can't take any more. Have a nice weekend. That is punkapespack! Sorry wrong thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 40 minutes ago, Punkape said: Nearly the weekend......time for you to start combing the gerbils fur.... lol. When shall I call the courier to send them to you? PM me your new address (where your box at the side of the road is today). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 33 minutes ago, The Beast said: OK, I give in. I can't take any more. Have a nice weekend. Thinking of something you talked about in you "Proper" days, an old neighbour from Crewe who was cleaned out by her toyboy and left with nothing 10 years ago has suddenly bought a £700k residence in the peak district. When asked where the money came from she said "Eight years of currency trading". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't they have carpets in Crewe? some of the womenfolk are known for their rugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 9 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I like bacon and black pudding. But being a quarter Jewish, one of your legs feels guilty afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: But being a quarter Jewish, one of your legs feels guilty afterwards. No, its my left knee that feels guilty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: some of the womenfolk are known for their rugs Munchies .. I like Munchies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 43 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Munchies .. I like Munchies. Oh yes! Far superior to Rolos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 On 27/07/2017 at 5:51 PM, Drew P Pissflaps said: What about the parents of some of these 9 to 12 year olds? Surely there must be some shared blame for allowing the kids to access the websites where this activity took place? Just asking like. Here he is! Doctor fucking Barnardo. Drew, I've warned you about this save the children shit before. Give it a fucking rest before I send some of my mates from social services round to your bungalow to give you a good fucking hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh yes! Far superior to Rolos. Poor Rolo .. he was snatched from his bowl and eaten by Betty Fisher's cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Here he is! Doctor fucking Barnardo. Drew, I've warned you about this save the children shit before. Give it a fucking rest before I send some of my mates from social services round to your bungalow to give you a good fucking hiding. Your support workers cannot be considered "your mates". You're pissed off because your vintage collection of original Dubreq Stylophones and Jim'll Fix It Annuals are now worth fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 7 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Your support workers cannot be considered "your mates". You're pissed off because your vintage collection of original Dubreq Stylophones and Jim'll Fix It Annuals are now worth fuck all. Drew. Serious question - when you've left the site, do you think anyone will miss you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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