Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 Time to start challenging these cunts who are now trying to sell their corrupt cult on every town's high street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 They won't even be challenged when they start beheading and blowing people up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 These idiots don't even know how to use a letterbox as they always knock on the door and personally hand the leaflet to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 They send smiling young (ish) well presented ladies to my door, so I let the old boiler answer and she usually scares them away (she fucking scares me, you would be too if you met her). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 My mate heard voices telling him God was afoot and living in Bridlington. He enlisted in the jehovas witnesses and fucked off to find him. He wouldn't talk about it when he came back. He was half French though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Admiral Noakes said: They send smiling young (ish) well presented ladies to my door, so I let the old boiler answer and she usually scares them away (she fucking scares me, you would be too if you met her). Seems a bit overkill, Alf. Just tell the frigid little bird to let the slag out of detention, get her kit off and take one up her shitter for her lord and saviour. Only then will you take her literature. Either she will fuck off proper like, or you get a wild one from a hottie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: These idiots don't even know how to use a letterbox as they always knock on the door and personally hand the leaflet to you. I'd rather they knock on the door then I can take great delight in shutting it on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Manky said: My mate heard voices telling him God was afoot and living in Bridlington. He enlisted in the jehovas witnesses and fucked off to find him. He wouldn't talk about it when he came back. He was half French though. "God's footballer hears the voices of angels above the choir at Molineux." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "God's footballer hears the voices of angels above the choir at Molineux." Was that David Icke? The biggest fruitloop ever to draw breath. Apart from some site members. "All sane site members take one pace forward. Punkape, where the fuck are you going?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 9 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Time to start challenging these cunts who are now trying to sell their corrupt cult on every town's high street. Ask for your language? They still don't do Klingon and I ask every fucking time I see the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Manky said: Was that David Icke? The biggest fruitloop ever to draw breath. Apart from some site members. From a Billy Bragg song about Peter Knowles, who left fame and fortune at Wolves to go door to door spreading the word of Jehovah. He's still doing it as far as I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Manky said: Was that David Icke? The biggest fruitloop ever to draw breath. Apart from some site members. "All sane site members take one pace forward. Punkape, where the fuck are you going?" Peter Knowles. He wrapped the game in to become a Jehovah's Witness. His brother, Cyril, was the cunt the "Nice one Cyril, nice one son" saying/chant was based on. I was at school with a lass who said she was Cyril Knowles' adopted daughter, but when he kicked the bucket I couldn't find any mention of her in any of his obituaries. I wonder whose daughter it was I fingered in the woods that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell orchestrated the music for their church/hive(s). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 On 25/07/2017 at 11:51 AM, Admiral Noakes said: They send smiling young (ish) well presented ladies to my door, so I let the old boiler answer and she usually scares them away (she fucking scares me, you would be too if you met her). The "old boiler" being Raoul in drag.........your Paraguayan, HIV+, transgender, live-in rent boy...... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: The "old boiler" being Raoul in drag.........your Paraguayan, HIV+, transgender, live-in rent boy...... lol. Thank you frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Admiral Noakes said: Thank you frank I think you might be in to something here alf.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: The "old boiler" being Raoul in drag.........your Paraguayan, HIV+, transgender, live-in rent boy...... lol. Reported for mentioning family members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 On 25/07/2017 at 11:51 AM, Admiral Noakes said: They send smiling young (ish) well presented ladies to my door, so I let the old boiler answer and she usually scares them away (she fucking scares me, you would be too if you met her). I always get my cock out before I answer the door, just in case this ever happens to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: The "old boiler" being Raoul in drag.........your Paraguayan, HIV+, transgender, live-in rent boy...... lol. Hi Raoul Sorry Punky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Hi Raoul Sorry Punky You're obviously short of punters in the "massage parlour" tonight...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're obviously short of punters in the "massage parlour" tonight...... lol. But you're not short of your encyclopaedic knowledge of all things gay, AIDS and generally homo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: But you're not short of your encyclopaedic knowledge of all things gay, AIDS and generally homo Such things are provided ad nauseam on here by yourself...... lol. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 26, 2017 Report Share Posted July 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Such things are provided ad nauseam on here by yourself...... lol. Fuck off I've been shocked and disgusted by the things I've learnt here via you punkers. To give you a proper cunting often requires research into the nefarious practices you constantly mention. The eyes can't undo that shit, and you're to blame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 9 hours ago, Punkape said: You're obviously short of punters in the "massage parlour" tonight...... lol. Is Raoul up you or are you up Raoul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 27, 2017 Report Share Posted July 27, 2017 On 25/07/2017 at 8:07 PM, Ollyboro said: Peter Knowles. He wrapped the game in to become a Jehovah's Witness. His brother, Cyril, was the cunt the "Nice one Cyril, nice one son" saying/chant was based on. I was at school with a lass who said she was Cyril Knowles' adopted daughter, but when he kicked the bucket I couldn't find any mention of her in any of his obituaries. I wonder whose daughter it was I fingered in the woods that time. He later worked as a milkman, a winnder cleaner and in the warehouse Marks & Sparks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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