Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Where are the chocolate rights activists when they are needed? http://news.sky.com/story/traffic-chaos-in-kent-as-lorry-carrying-chocolate-bars-goes-up-in-flames-10954820 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Ah fuck! Mis-read the title and thought Lionel Blair had croaked. Still, there's time yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Well, I reckon that scuppers the plan to re-clad Grenfell Tower with 25 tons of Lion Bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Well, I reckon that scuppers the plan to re-clad Grenfell Tower with 25 tons of Lion Bars. No problem, they're using double deckers instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 12 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: No problem, they're using double deckers instead. Looked like a roaring fire.... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Looked like a roaring fire.... Fuck off. I imagine that your cock looks remarkably similar to a lion bar, what with it being caked in shit and genital warts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Piston said: Ah fuck! Mis-read the title and thought Lionel Blair had croaked. Still, there's time yet. Ah fuck! Mis-read your post and thought greasy Lionel Bart had come back to life and then got burned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I imagine that your cock looks remarkably similar to a lion bar, what with it being caked in shit and genital warts. I imagine you're sprinting to your local shop just to buy a Lion Bar so you can imagine what its like sucking Punkies cock now that BullShitters has fucked you off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I imagine that your cock looks remarkably similar to a lion bar, what with it being caked in shit and genital warts. Times a Lion bars length and girth by 10 and attach it to a patois speaking pimp who displays shocking brutality and that pretty much sums up punkers life. With it rammed up his arse, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 Was it on a mane road? Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Times a Lion bars length and girth by 10 and attach it to a patois speaking pimp who displays shocking brutality and that pretty much sums up punkers life. With it rammed up his arse, of course. Have some music to calm yourself down, Stubby. You seem to be getting a little hot under the collar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 I thought this was about some big game hunting cunt killing the son of Cecil the Lion getting buggered to death in a Zimbabwean cannibal gay bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 From now on all Lion bars will have to have a warning printed on the packaging "CAUTION flammable, do not ignite". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: From now on all Lion bars will have to have a warning printed on the packaging "CAUTION flammable, do not ignite". Or, CAUTION. Ramming this Lion bar up Punkapes chocolate starfish tea towel holder may affect the taste and quality of the product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Have some music to calm yourself down, Stubby. You seem to be getting a little hot under the collar. I am calm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Rick_B said: From now on all Lion bars will have to have a warning printed on the packaging "CAUTION flammable, do not ignite". That's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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