Neil Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 I fucking hate it when 'er indoors says "can you give me a hand to put this stuff in the loft"...why for fuck sake?,it's fucking junk,we don't use it so just skip the fucking shit.I have so much tosh in my loft that I know will never be used or be of any use to any cunt in the future.The only things in a loft should be insulation,a water tank and maybe a dead prozzie wrapped in an old carpet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Better still.....getting shuff out of the loft.......... Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 35 minutes ago, Neil said: .The only things in a loft should be insulation,a water tank and maybe a dead prozzie wrapped in an old carpet Live ones go in the cellar, dead ones go in the loft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Live ones go in the cellar, dead ones go in the loft. Where's Leslie Neilson when you need a good consultant..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Live ones go in the cellar, dead ones go in the loft. A lesson there for the Wests. Old Fred could have slipped out of that one if he'd simply faked up a receipt for 6 tons of topsoil from the Lockerbie Aggregates Company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Where's Leslie Neilson when you need a good consultant..... As far as I know Leslie neilson wasn't a child killer, nonce or murderous gangster, so why the fuck are you mentioning him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: As far as I know Leslie neilson wasn't a child killer, nonce or murderous gangster, so why the fuck are you mentioning him? I thought you might be one of his jail visitors along with Rose West..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Fucking hell Neil. I expect someone as disturbingly promiscuous as yourself to do better than this. What next, "having to put something in the bin?" That's what lofts are for you daft cunt, old dusty shit and vintage wank pamphlets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I thought you might be one of his jail visitors along with Rose West..... You are an utter disgrace, but not as much as a disgrace as the useless fucking mods of this site for allowing your vile, disgusting repeat bollocks to be churned out day after day and for inventing you in the first place. Hilarious comedians they are, indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Up periscope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 9 hours ago, nocti said: Fucking hell Neil. I expect someone as disturbingly promiscuous as yourself to do better than this. What next, "having to put something in the bin?" That's what lofts are for you daft cunt, old dusty shit and vintage wank pamphlets. Thats my fucking point!,no-one needs 'old dusty shit' and wank pamphlets in the loft are as much use as a hard on in a convent.Lofts should have ventilation above a decent quilt insulation,a water tank for gravity fed systems and fuck all else.I realise you think that your 70's clobber will come back into fashion one day but you're too fucking fat to get in the shit now anyway,throw shit away!.Punkers probably has a suitcase full of old butt plugs but at least he'll always be needing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 There was a German cunt who stored murdered prossies bodies in his loft and then forgot about them and reported the smell of the de-composing bodies to his local council. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 10 hours ago, ratcum said: Up periscope Up your's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 11 hours ago, Neil said: I fucking hate it when 'er indoors says "can you give me a hand to put this stuff in the loft"...why for fuck sake?,it's fucking junk,we don't use it so just skip the fucking shit.I have so much tosh in my loft that I know will never be used or be of any use to any cunt in the future.The only things in a loft should be insulation,a water tank and maybe a dead prozzie wrapped in an old carpet You're not fooling anyone with this, Neil, the loft is your special place. I can picture you now, slithering around on the floor like a fat fucking slug. Pressing your diabetes ruined eyes onto the numerous spy holes you've drilled through the floor, desperately trying to coax a semi from your impotent maggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 11 hours ago, Punkape said: I thought you might be one of his jail visitors along with Rose West..... Arsewipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 12 hours ago, Neil said: I fucking hate it when 'er indoors says "can you give me a hand to put this stuff in the loft"...why for fuck sake?,it's fucking junk,we don't use it so just skip the fucking shit.I have so much tosh in my loft that I know will never be used or be of any use to any cunt in the future.The only things in a loft should be insulation,a water tank and maybe a dead prozzie wrapped in an old carpet I've got a solution for your problem, neil. Next time your wife asks for help storing stuff in your loft, grow a pair of bollocks, put your foot down, and tell her that her back catalogue of readers digest magazines and the clothes she hasn't been able to fit in for 30 years are going in the bin. Failing that, head up to the loft, throw a rope over one of the beams, tie a noose, pop your head into it and promptly throw your fat self through the hatch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 I've got an attic not a loft. Lofts are for cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 5 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I've got an attic not a loft. Lofts are for cunts. Did you write a classic in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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