Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Met way too many cunts who decide after a couple of pints to 'revert back to their roots' or whatever and start talking in jibberish. Worst cunts are those that warn you in advance, with some bullshit caveat. "See when I'm with a few of my mates back home and we're down the pub, you wouldn't understand us!!!". So what? You're putting on an act for me now by making yourself comprehensible, or you can dial in your working class-ness to suit the ambiance? Fuck off! Cunts that pretend they have grimier origins than they truly do are deceitful self-hating wankers. When did being middle class become synonymous with self-hatred and trying to prove that you're the descendant of chimney sweeps or barrow boys? Worst cunts I've encountered for this are people from the Scottish Borders, Geordies and generally people from Oop North. Meet some twat from Peebles (a boring wee town full of grey old tories, Audi-driving autistic hill-walking types and rugby inbreds called 'Hogg') and they will use the fact that their great grandfather was a Clydebank Red as some excuse to ham up a terrible gritty Scottish accent once they've had a few pints of "Cally Eighty". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Met way too many cunts who decide after a couple of pints to 'revert back to their roots' or whatever and start talking in jibberish. Worst cunts are those that warn you in advance, with some bullshit caveat. "See when I'm with a few of my mates back home and we're down the pub, you wouldn't understand us!!!". So what? You're putting on an act for me now by making yourself comprehensible, or you can dial in your working class-ness to suit the ambiance? Fuck off! Cunts that pretend they have grimier origins than they truly do are deceitful self-hating wankers. When did being middle class become synonymous with self-hatred and trying to prove that you're the descendant of chimney sweeps or barrow boys? Worst cunts I've encountered for this are people from the Scottish Borders, Geordies and generally people from Oop North. Meet some twat from Peebles (a boring wee town full of grey old tories, Audi-driving autistic hill-walking types and rugby inbreds called 'Hogg') and they will use the fact that their great grandfather was a Clydebank Red as some excuse to ham up a terrible gritty Scottish accent once they've had a few pints of "Cally Eighty". Och aye the cunt. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Och aye the cunt. Fuck off. D'ya loike daags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 I speak in a similar manner to Jacob Rees-Mogg. If anyone has a problem with that I suggest they fuck themselves crossways....... lol. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 42 minutes ago, Punkape said: I speak in a similar manner to Jacob Rees-Mogg. If anyone has a problem with that I suggest they fuck themselves crossways....... lol. Fuck off Nobody talks proper like wot you do punky. Go on, give us bit of Tim Nice But Dim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Eeee, tha can't beat a bit a yorksheeeurh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 Guilty,after a few beers I start to talk fluent bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I speak in a similar manner to Jacob Rees-Mogg. If anyone has a problem with that I suggest they fuck themselves crossways....... lol. Fuck off Its wore wfan wikewelly fwat you talk with a wisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 12 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Its wore wfan wikewelly fwat you talk with a wisp. Ah .......Ronnie Kray's cellmate speaks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Peebles (a boring wee town full of grey old tories, Audi-driving autistic hill-walking types and rugby inbreds called 'Hogg') Can't argue with this. Peebles is full of the sort of cunts who wear eight different kinds of tweed simultaneously, all in clashing patterns, and have 50 different words for drizzle. I don't so much change accent after a few drinks as switch languages altogether, but only for swearing. I have mastered the foulest insults possible in all the world's major languages so that I can tell cunts what I think of them wherever I find myself on the globe, and these phrases also emerge spontaneously when I'm bladdered. I find that German, Russian and Arabic in particular complement the rolling r's and guttaral velar fricatives of my native tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: Guilty,after a few beers I start to talk fluent bollocks After a few drinks I generally tend not to talk. Mainly because I'm unconscious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 I speak Dutch with a south london accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: I speak in a similar manner to Jacob Rees-Mogg. If anyone has a problem with that I suggest they fuck themselves crossways....... lol. Fuck off Something like " ooomph gurgle schlurp hom". Maybe don't talk with your mouth full of cock and people may be able to understand you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 9 hours ago, Neil said: Guilty,after a few beers I start to talk fluent bollocks He'yer fa'got a dickey, bor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: I speak in a similar manner to Jacob Rees-Mogg. If anyone has a problem with that I suggest they fuck themselves crossways....... lol. Fuck off If you actually are at Royal Birkdale (or in your case Berkdale), I really hope Rory McIlroy sees you, notices what a complete wanker you are and decides it's best for all humanity to drive a ball into your face. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 3 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Something like " ooomph gurgle schlurp hom". Maybe don't talk with your mouth full of cock and people may be able to understand you. It only really matters to him that other gay people understand him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 9 hours ago, Neil said: Guilty,after a few beers I start to talk fluent bollocks For @Punkape it would be "Guilty, after a few queers" and "he talks fluent bollocks anyway". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: For @Punkape it would be "Guilty, after a few queers" and "he talks fluent bollocks anyway". Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 On 21/07/2017 at 9:27 PM, Punkape said: I speak in a similar manner to Jacob Rees-Mogg. If anyone has a problem with that I suggest they fuck themselves crossways....... lol. Fuck off So you sound like you have a cock in your mouth and balls banging against your chin, so no surprise there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 7 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: So you sound like you have a cock in your mouth and balls banging against your chin, so no surprise there. Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 43 minutes ago, Punkape said: Pervert. And proud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: And proud! You're a disgusting, fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're a disgusting, fucking disgrace. Who the fuck are you to call anyone a disgrace you shirtlifting tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Who the fuck are you to call anyone a disgrace you shirtlifting tosser. You are revolting.....in addition you have the IQ of a water melon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 23, 2017 Report Share Posted July 23, 2017 On 7/22/2017 at 0:09 AM, Gong Farmer said: I speak Dutch with a south london accent. I can still dig into my American accent from childhood. I try to avoid it like the plague, I can't stand even admitting I had to go with me mum and dad, but that was beyond my control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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