colonelkurtz Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 There's a bloke lives a few doors away who is taking two weeks of his annual leave to watch golfing .. fucking golfing ! He always seemed such a decent type . As of this morning he's started wearing pink v neck sweaters and dayglo green kecks . In my book he is now a gold plated top of the range CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Does he scream 'GET IN THE HOLE' as he feebly tries to fuck his civil partner with his clitoris-sized penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 I shall be at the Open this week for 3 days with VIP access and clubhouse pass. I shall lunch under canvas on each of those days. Hoi-polloi and golf prats will be excluded from the areas I will occupy. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 Lunch under canvas. ..that got a giggle out of me...enjoy the golfing punkers baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I shall be at the Open this week for 3 days with VIP access and clubhouse pass. I small lunch under canvas on each of those days. Hoi-polloi and golf prats will be excluded from the areas I will occupy. Fuck off. The only "small lunch under canvas" you will be consuming will be some opportunistic homo's cock under a tarp out the back of the catering tent. You will find the hoi polloi actually watch the golf, rather than playing with balls and a shaft like you. You really are an A grade diamond tipped fuckstick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, southerncunt said: You really are an A grade diamond tipped fuckstick. It won't be diamond, it will be a zirconia. It's punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 20 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The only "small lunch under canvas" you will be consuming will be some opportunistic homo's cock under a tarp out the back of the catering tent. You will find the hoi polloi actually watch the golf, rather than playing with balls and a shaft like you. You really are an A grade diamond tipped fuckstick. He will be at Haslington Golf Links trying to catch tiddlers in the Valley Brook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 23 minutes ago, southerncunt said: The only "small lunch under canvas" you will be consuming will be some opportunistic homo's cock under a tarp out the back of the catering tent. You will find the hoi polloi actually watch the golf, rather than playing with balls and a shaft like you. You really are an A grade diamond tipped fuckstick. All Australians will be excluded from the areas I will be at the Open. The last Australian to be in contention, Adam Scott, filled his trousers over the last 4 holes and lost after leading by 3........ What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: I shall be at the Open this week for 3 days with VIP access and clubhouse pass. I shall lunch under canvas on each of those days. Hoi-polloi and golf prats will be excluded from the areas I will occupy. Fuck off. Lunching under canvas? Ding's arse. You'll be stuck in the rough fiddling with your caddy boy and the rest of your irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 I shall be on the terrace in front of the clubhouse on Saturday afternoon and I will be wearing my Panama hat. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I shall be on the terrace in front of the clubhouse on Saturday afternoon and I will be wearing my Panama hat. Fuck off. Guessed as much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Lunching under canvas? Ding's arse. You'll be stuck in the rough fiddling with your caddy boy and the rest of your irons. Cunts like you have "dinner" instead of lunch and "tea" instead of dinner.... You fucking serf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Guessed as much... That's a boater not a panama you thick twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 23 minutes ago, Punkape said: That's a boater not a panama you thick twat. It's a fat gay man in a hat, as so too are You. "Rick" Punkape called me a twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's a fat gay man in a hat, as so too are You. "Rick" Punkape called me a twat! You were undoubtedly a great friend of Roy Whiting....... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You were undoubtedly a great friend of Roy Whiting....... lol. What do you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You were undoubtedly a great friend of Roy Whiting....... lol. Yet another stint in the cooler beckons, you ridiculous fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Yet another stint in the cooler beckons, you ridiculous fucking cunt. Are you watching the Open golf or are you going dogging with your civil partner ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 4 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: There's a bloke lives a few doors away who is taking two weeks of his annual leave to watch golfing .. fucking golfing ! He always seemed such a decent type . As of this morning he's started wearing pink v neck sweaters and dayglo green kecks . In my book he is now a gold plated top of the range CUNT. Golf's for irons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Guessed as much... Looks like a real ale wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like a real ale wanker You should try it sometime to wash down your roasted urban hedgehog garden-pit meals, instead of your usual witches brew of newt testicles, geriatrics' jizz and stolen NHS diazepam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Golf's for irons Saw some golfists stuff on the news and it looks a shite set up .. there's no sign of that windmill tunnel or zigzag road or hump back bridge over the river or that lighthouse thing .. nothing , absolutely nothing . So yes , it's definitely a bag of shite and for irons, and cunts as well and probably all the rage in Surrey [although I see the match is being played in Merseyside Lite] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 43 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You should try it sometime to wash down your roasted urban hedgehog garden-pit meals, instead of your usual witches brew of newt testicles, geriatrics' jizz and stolen NHS diazepam. I don't mind a drop of real ale, it's the cunts who fucking sniff it, hold it up to the light, swill it and then begin to talk a load of bollocks about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't mind a drop of real ale, it's the cunts who fucking sniff it, hold it up to the light, swill it and then begin to talk a load of bollocks about it. The only time to hold up a glass and swill it is to check whether it's cloudy, otherwise you'll end up with a case of the shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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