Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Fat slobbering pissed-up cunts saying ooh I like this new Ram's Widge brew ..its all nutty with red flecks. Wankers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 They usually have beards and wollen jumpers that smell of old wet dog Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Those real ale cunts are the worst defendants drinking cloudy grog with twigs floating around in it that get's caught up their beards and some slimy sediment shit stuck to the bottom of the 'flagon'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Fuck off. A good country beer festival is a delight. Yes you get the odd tedious bore who wants to talk in depth about the distinguishing characteristics of a session IPA, or a pretentious cunt who only wants the darkest stout with bits of twigs in it. I just go for an 8 hour sesh with some mates in the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 53 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Those real ale cunts are the worst defendants drinking cloudy grog with twigs floating around in it that get's caught up their beards and some slimy sediment shit stuck to the bottom of the 'flagon'. On saturday I watched a daft cunt in Newton Abbot staggering along with three flaggons of Punker's Wet Fart Ale and then trip over smashing all three flaggons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 I wish we had them here. My cousin lived in Cambridge and the cunt used to text me photos of him and his mates sitting on Jesus Green in the sun, drinking pints of Buntingford. Sink piss in a park here and you will end up burnt to a crisp, arrested, beat up or all three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I wish we had them here. My cousin lived in Cambridge and the cunt used to text me photos of him and his mates sitting on Jesus Green in the sun, drinking pints of Buntingford. Sink piss in a park here and you will end up burnt to a crisp, arrested, beat up or all three. Paul Hogans old Fosters adverts were hilarious. And his 80s Aussie comedy show. Never hear anything of him now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Paul Hogans old Fosters adverts were hilarious. And his 80s Aussie comedy show. Never hear anything of him now. Try the darknet. The world of marsupial porn is a murky one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Fuck off. A good country beer festival is a delight. Yes you get the odd tedious bore who wants to talk in depth about the distinguishing characteristics of a session IPA, or a pretentious cunt who only wants the darkest stout with bits of twigs in it. I just go for an 8 hour sesh with some mates in the sun. With my ID card in back pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: With my ID card in back pocket. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahacunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 31 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahacunt. You got hold of that 2cb then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Sink piss in a park here and you will end up burnt to a crisp, arrested, beat up or all three. I don't fancy yours much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 4 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Fat slobbering pissed-up cunts saying ooh I like this new Ram's Widge brew ..its all nutty with red flecks. Wankers! A bit like when it comes out the other end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Hokey Gingers said: Saying Ape is little wanker is like saying he's a little wanker. The poor sod is obsessed with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't fancy yours much! why did someone stick a wig on that french bulldog? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't fancy yours much! Not my cup of tea, 'Baws. However.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: why did someone stick a wig on that french bulldog? It's no small wonder that the all-blacks always win at Rugby... The place is full of the fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 I'm on Bills side. Beer festivals are great. The knobs that think quality trumps quantity need fucking shooting. What is beer for if not getting fucking slaughtered with before getting cas-evacced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 3 hours ago, southerncunt said: I wish we had them here. My cousin lived in Cambridge and the cunt used to text me photos of him and his mates sitting on Jesus Green in the sun, drinking pints of Buntingford. Sink piss in a park here and you will end up burnt to a crisp, arrested, beat up or all three. Who gives a XXXX. i bet you get pissed on Fosters Radler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: I'm on Bills side. Beer festivals are great. The knobs that think quality trumps quantity need fucking shooting. What is beer for if not getting fucking slaughtered with before getting cas-evacced In fairness to him, I also agree. To fuck with going to those poxy foreign festivals and drinking steins of toxic chemical shite. I've quite enough of that muck with me wife's Earl Grey. You cannot beat a decent Ale, when its good, which is seldom the case as to why I'm on meths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Who gives a XXXX. i bet you get pissed on Fosters Radler XXXX I see that film too before it was banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 15 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Who gives a XXXX. i bet you get pissed on Fosters Radler Radler? Never heard of it. They must only sell.it into the homosexual market. Drink up Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 7 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Fat slobbering pissed-up cunts saying ooh I like this new Ram's Widge brew ..its all nutty with red flecks. Wankers! You could always have a go at a cleaning and janitorial convention. Just take your crystal champagne flute to the bleach vendors. Leave the beer feats alone, they're a lovely way to spend a day out on the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 7 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Those real ale cunts are the worst defendants drinking cloudy grog with twigs floating around in it that get's caught up their beards and some slimy sediment shit stuck to the bottom of the 'flagon'. Britain has among the best beers in the world, chief of which is ale. It's unique. For me, travelling to other countries, Holland included, always proves a great antidote to slagging off home beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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