Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl. I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Thoughts? Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Cheapo B&Q twisted lavvy or off centre ringpiece .. or both ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 29 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl. I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss. Thoughts? I should imagine one mega shit would turn you inside out. You are so full of it, medical science should investigate how you survive without your vital organs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Cheapo B&Q twisted lavvy or off centre ringpiece .. or both ! If it was both one would hopefully offset the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 39 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl. I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss. Thoughts? Haemorrhoidal interference causing trajectory imbalance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 43 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl. I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss. Thoughts? Try shitting in the sink. If you still hit the sides then you know for sure it's a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Haemorrhoidal interference causing trajectory imbalance? It could be something he picked up in klink. Punkape's toothbrush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Whats the consistency? If the stool is sticky an dark that could be the reason, due to it sticking to your arse cheeks. My professional diagnosis: Ulcerative colitis, causing internal bleeding in the gasterointestinal tract. You'll either be shitting into a bag or dead by sepsis come Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 55 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl. I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss. Thoughts? Maybe you should have laser removal of the abundance of encrusted spunk you've got lining your arsehole? Lol.lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 All great advice. I'll get punkape to have a dig around later, see what he can find. He's offered his services pro bono. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl. I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss. Thoughts? A greasy doner kebab, followed by a generous portion of mexican bean chili with extra spice, topped with onions with a side of runny eggs and the cheapest, most horrific arse burning ale you can find. Then jump rope for 30 minutes to mix thoroughly. Should realign the sights properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Without prejudice Bill, you are one fucking weird individual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 17 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: Whats the consistency? If the stool is sticky an dark that could be the reason, That stool I bought from IKEA was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Worn out rifling in the bore. ..new liner required Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 RAT TOP TIP: If you spit blood when cleaning your teeth, it might be from the slap you got earlier for being a twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl. I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss. Thoughts? Try shitting standing up. Measuring how far up your legs the poop goes will enable you to collect qualitative data over a period of time. I never eat anything bigger than my head, or anything triangular shaped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Haemorrhoidal interference causing trajectory imbalance? you from fuckin Plant Homo now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl. I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss. Thoughts? You should try using the Gents, rather than the Ladies. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I don't think I've done a shit in the last 5 years that hasn't left skid marks down the right hand side of the bowl. I've analysed my defecating posture but can't find anything amiss. Thoughts? Too much cock!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Just now, Fatty said: Too much cock!!! Only You, would know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You should try using the Gents, rather than the Ladies. Twat. Everyone else's comment made a modicum of sense, then you come along and ruin it with this nonsensical bollocks. For the love of fuck start taking your meds again you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Everyone else's comment made a modicum of sense, then you come along and ruin it with this nonsensical bollocks. For the love of fuck start taking your meds again you stupid fucking cunt. It is comments. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Without prejudice Bill, you are one fucking weird individual. This does really belong on Lady Ps lavatory and bowel movement thread, it has a whiff of 'lumpy crap' about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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