Bubba C Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Fat fucking cunts acting like Egon Ronay whilst ramming their disgusting fingers into every taster pot they can manage but refusing to purchase a single thing. Overly cheery/miserable market traders hocking their E. coli and salmonella filled sausage rolls and sickly sweet fruit liqueurs at 150% increase on supermarket prices, even at 'festival discount' rates. Shitty local Folk bands thinking they're headlining Glastonbury, the RNLI collecting and St John's ambulance cunts on yet another recruitment drive. The only thing worse than this shit ruining my Sunday would've been a garden centre trip. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 @The Beast, I think your site is broken...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 I don't trust any of the muck. Fuck knows what shit goes into their unsterilized jars, or from what kitchen the shite was knocked-up in and by whom. Nahh, give me a doner kebab. They're kosher and trustworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Those fat cunts who attend such events and as you correctly point out, act like Egon Ronay, are the very same people who turn up to the restaurants featured in 'Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares' and start moaning about their dinner, only when they know the cameras are pointing at them, desperate to appear knowledgeable about food in front of Ramsay. Attention seeking pseudo middle class wankers who couldn't differentiate between Michelin starred cookery and An Iceland microwave meal if their life depended on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Fuck all wrong with a Vesta Risotto,haute cuisine in a box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 18 minutes ago, Neil said: Fuck all wrong with a Vesta Risotto,haute cuisine in a box You are exactly the sort of cretinous blob that flocks to these sorts of gatherings, and then goes for lunch in the nearest Wetherspoons whilst grumbling about paying £6 for such exotic cuisine as a scotch egg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Pile of shit. And that's why Frank is paid the big bucks. Fucking idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Pile of shit. Here she is.....fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 59 minutes ago, Neil said: Fuck all wrong with a Vesta Risotto,haute cuisine in a box You fat ignorant prick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Fat fucking cunts acting like Egon Ronay whilst ramming their disgusting fingers into every taster pot they can manage but refusing to purchase a single thing. Overly cheery/miserable market traders hocking their E. coli and salmonella filled sausage rolls and sickly sweet fruit liqueurs at 150% increase on supermarket prices, even at 'festival discount' rates. Shitty local Folk bands thinking they're headling Glastonbury, the RNLI collecting and St John's ambulance cunts on yet another recruitment drive. The only thing worse than this shit ruining my Sunday would've been a garden centre trip. Fuck off. Did you get any upper middle class ladies sporting a Thatcher hairstyle, spewing up because they were told that the apricot marmalade they sampled was made by a mixed race kid from a broken home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Those fat cunts who attend such events and as you correctly point out, act like Egon Ronay, are the very same people who turn up to the restaurants featured in 'Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares' and start moaning about their dinner, only when they know the cameras are pointing at them, desperate to appear knowledgeable about food in front of Ramsay. Attention seeking pseudo middle class wankers who couldn't differentiate between Michelin starred cookery and An Iceland microwave meal if their life depended on it. Aren't you supposed to say 'Gordon Ramsay's a cunt"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Aren't you supposed to say 'Gordon Ramsay's a cunt"? Didn't want to waste time stating the obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: You fat ignorant prick. Which is what you shove in your mouth regularly. Fuck this is too easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 10 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Which is what you shove in your mouth regularly. Fuck this is too easy. Go Alfie, go Alfie, go Alfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did you get any upper middle class ladies sporting a Thatcher hairstyle, spewing up because they were told that the apricot marmalade they sampled was made by a mixed race kid from a broken home? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Just now, Bubba C said: No. Oh. Roops didn't go then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Go Alfie, go Alfie, go Alfie Where? I am off to my local independent 300 year old hostelry for a chilling ale or three with the mrs. Day off tomorrow, semi retirement and self employment rules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 26 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Which is what you shove in your mouth regularly. Fuck this is too easy. Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Pervert. Perversion is a matter of personal perspective, for instance I find it perverted that you enjoy Nigerian's balls banging against your chin. Gaylord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Perversion is a matter of personal perspective, for instance I find it perverted that you enjoy Nigerian's balls banging against your chin. Gaylord. Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Pervert. Are you running in safe mode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, Ape said: Are you running in safe mode? Why do you have Prince Michael of Kent as your avatar ? You disrespectful wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 30 minutes ago, Punkape said: Pervert. 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: Pervert. @Mrs Roops, any chance you can switch this fucking moron off permanently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: @Mrs Roops, any chance you can switch this fucking moron off permanently? I'm simply replying to Noakes trolling to everything I post on the site. What have you got to say to that ? Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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