Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm off my face on amitriptyline and brandy,what do you think about that? Beware of constipation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: Beware of constipation. I've been sat on the shitter for the past twenty minutes trying to pass water, Q. Try as I might, I just can't do it standing up, and so far nothing is happening whilst riding side-saddle either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm off my face on amitriptyline and brandy,what do you think about that? I think you're heading for epic dehydration. Amitriptyline's a bastard for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Twit T-woo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 What are peoples thoughts on Goshawks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've been sat on the shitter for the past twenty minutes trying to pass water, Q. Try as I might, I just can't do it standing up, and so far nothing is happening whilst riding side-saddle either. Could be urinary retention. I'm honestly just reading the wikipedia page, the Union revoked my medical license in 1979. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm off my face on amitriptyline and brandy,what do you think about that? Skunk bongs, gabapentin and red wine. Amitriptylene to help sleep in a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Dr. Quim said: Could be urinary retention. I'm honestly just reading the wikipedia page, the Union revoked my medical license in 1979. '79 - the year of the oldest vintage wine in my fridge. It's a Blue Nun; purchased from Hintons on Marton Road. Don't look for it - it's not there anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 I am a god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Dr. Quim said: Beware of constipation. In the old patient notes, before computers, patients who complained of constipation had 'FOS' entered. Full Of Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 22 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: '79 - the year of the oldest vintage wine in my fridge. It's a Blue Nun; purchased from Hintons on Marton Road. Don't look for it - it's not there anymore. Ah blue nun. Many a time did she accompany me into the land of nod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ah blue nun. Many a time did she accompany me into the land of nod. Yes, it is one of the better wines for disguising the taste of Rohypnol, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Yes, it is one of the better wines for disguising the taste of Rohypnol, isn't it? Berk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: I am a god I hear you have the body of a god, Buddah! Bernard Manning was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 I feel time will not be kind to this nomination. It could be Muggy Cunt II. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 14 hours ago, Dr. Quim said: Decimus is right. Owls are wankers. Any meat you can get off the cunts is so bitter that it's basically inedible and they aren't as smart as they pretend to be. One once crashed down right in front of me when I was out in the woods in the middle of the night. Two months of observation and research ruined because some cunt bird thought it saw a mouse, a black eye from the camping site owner and nine weeks scrubbing graffiti off the walls of an underpass. They do crunch nicely when you stamp on them with a hobnail boot though. Dogging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I mean to destroy you 'eavens you muthafuka of a cheeky scamp, owl hells guna break loose.... Have you done a bottle of Tawny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Piston said: Dogging? 'owling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 12 hours ago, Decimus said: I've been sat on the shitter for the past twenty minutes trying to pass water, Q. Try as I might, I just can't do it standing up, and so far nothing is happening whilst riding side-saddle either. Things will soon pass... Only worry if you start regurgitating pellets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 Mother Teresa was a bird of pray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, Piston said: Dogging? Of a sort. It included binoculars, a full body flesh coloured rubber gimp suit, and a jar of full fat mayonnaise. The rest I'll leave to your imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 I bet that Punker's would 'owl if he had the thrashing that he deserves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: Of a sort. It included binoculars, a full body flesh coloured rubber gimp suit, and a jar of full fat mayonnaise. The rest I'll leave to your imagination. If your binocular vision was coupled with binaural hearing, then you were most certainly 'owling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I feel time will not be kind to this nomination. It could be Muggy Cunt II. Careful Bill. The Norfolk aggro boot boys will be round to your 'gaff' to 'open you up'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Careful Bill. The Norfolk aggro boot boys will be round to your 'gaff' to 'open you up'. you slag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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