Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 This latest attack is by no means an isolated incident. Throwing acid at people seems to be on the increase and is becoming a preferred weapon for those who want to steal a small meagre pittance. Not content with ganging-up on skateboards and armed with knives, in order to nick some poor cunts last tenner whilst also then stabbing the cunt for good measure, these acid-chucking kid-cunts now want mopeds. http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-crime-acid-idUSKBN19Z0KO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Whilst the resident autists may point out that nobody famous has died, I think the sentiment of Ape's nom applies here, except for the fact that jazz has only just turned on his wireless radio after topping up his electricity meter when he popped down the local 'mushie' shop to buy his weekend supply of tennents extra, and this story is breaking news to him. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Funny that. When a city has a massive influx of immigrants there's also a huge increase in acid attacks, which also happen to be the go-to option for your every day middle eastern scumbag in their homelands. Of course it only became big news when a whitey did it to a pair of brown people. London is already lost to the Horde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 When I suffer an acid attack I usually take a Rennie (maybe I should cut out the kebabs) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Dr. Quim said: Funny that. When a city has a massive influx of immigrants there's also a huge increase in acid attacks, which also happen to be the go-to option for your every day middle eastern scumbag in their homelands. Of course it only became big news when a whitey did it to a pair of brown people. London is already lost to the Horde. Those poor brown people have now got white faces as a result of this sick attack, they are now second class citizens and probably racists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 15 minutes ago, Dr. Quim said: Funny that. When a city has a massive influx of immigrants there's also a huge increase in acid attacks, which also happen to be the go-to option for your every day middle eastern scumbag in their homelands. Of course it only became big news when a whitey did it to a pair of brown people. London is already lost to the Horde. Jamaicans (especially the women) use it as a first line of attack too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 Turn on, tune in, fuck off. I'll stick to herb thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Jamaicans (especially the women) use it as a first line of attack too. Except Bob Marley, he preferred a small axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 I blame acid attacks on the proliferation anal sex. Anal sex propagates an emotional response of gross violation and crystalizes an over proportional revenge response. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 The hatpin hidden in my hair is my preferred weapon of choice, with razor blades in the lining of my cloak for when a ruffian grabs hold of it (the cunt won't be playing subbuteo for a while) and a swift shin to the bollocks is in my armoury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I blame acid attacks on the proliferation anal sex. Anal sex propagates an emotional response of gross violation and crystalizes an over proportional revenge response. Which neatly explains your vitriolic nature. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The hatpin hidden in my hair is my preferred weapon of choice, with razor blades in the lining of my cloak for when a ruffian grabs hold of it (the cunt won't be playing subbuteo for a while) and a swift shin to the bollocks is in my armoury. I'd have thought a quick flash of your bits and the ensuing waft of crab paste would've sufficed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Which neatly explains your vitriolic nature. I see what you did there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Turn on, tune in, fuck off. I'll stick to herb thanks. Ee's a good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I blame acid attacks on the proliferation anal sex. Anal sex propagates an emotional response of gross violation and crystalizes an over proportional revenge response. A swab from your arse would turn any litmus red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: I'd have thought a quick flash of your bits and the ensuing waft of crab paste would've sufficed. FOYC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 There was a time, when one could admire the complexity of planning and the carrying out of certain crimes such as "knock down the gingers" for example or a good old gold bullion robbery which could quiet possibly get you a few decent years of freedom, but today? A squirt of acid can get you £20 and a moped at most plus a five years stretch, and an armed robbery which may get you a few grand at most will also see you behind bars. It don't add-up to me. Crime doesn't pay, particularly for some of those who have been born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 My advice would be to start applying some Blue Circle cement as a foundation. The alkali, as a result of chromium XI will neutralise the acid. Try not to cry or dribble though as you won't feel it burning your skin as alkalis destroy nerve endings before you have a chance to 'feel the burn'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 14, 2017 Report Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Whilst the resident autists may point out that nobody famous has died, I think the sentiment of Ape's nom applies here, except for the fact that jazz has only just turned on his wireless radio after topping up his electricity meter when he popped down the local 'mushie' shop to buy his weekend supply of tennents extra, and this story is breaking news to him. Fuck off. Based purely upon your decision to quote a long-winded nom by a small-fry wanker, perhaps you should take centre stage by nominating: "Those in the news that throw acid in peoples faces, are not Cunts" and post it on CC as soon as possible - that'll be entertaining to your followers. I'm sure. As for the wireless radio and electricity meter, I'm on the gas, and 'mushie' shops??? Never 'eard of em. ffwciwch o 'ma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 I everyone was encouraged to carry acid with them, such attacks would not happen because acid throwers would be afraid of having acid thrown back at them. ..National Acid Association Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 12 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Based purely upon your decision to quote a long-winded nom by a small-fry wanker, perhaps you should take centre stage by nominating: "Those in the news that throw acid in peoples faces, are not Cunts" and post it on CC as soon as possible - that'll be entertaining to your followers. I'm sure. As for the wireless radio and electricity meter, I'm on the gas, and 'mushie' shops??? Never 'eard of em. ffwciwch o 'ma. Oh dear. The term small fry wanker has appeared. I feel we are only days from bozo. Silly old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: I everyone was encouraged to carry acid with them, such attacks would not happen because acid throwers would be afraid of having acid thrown back at them. ..National Acid Association Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 13 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: There was a time, when one could admire the complexity of planning and the carrying out of certain crimes such as "knock down the gingers" for example or a good old gold bullion robbery which could quiet possibly get you a few decent years of freedom, but today? A squirt of acid can get you £20 and a moped at most plus a five years stretch, and an armed robbery which may get you a few grand at most will also see you behind bars. It don't add-up to me. Crime doesn't pay, particularly for some of those who have been born. That's the trouble with todays criminal scum ... absolutely no grasp of basic economics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 16 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The hatpin hidden in my hair is my preferred weapon of choice, with razor blades in the lining of my cloak for when a ruffian grabs hold of it (the cunt won't be playing subbuteo for a while) and a swift shin to the bollocks is in my armoury. You should get poisoned flick-knife built into your shoe like Rosa Klebb in From Russia with Love. You probably look like her as well...... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should get poisoned flick-knife built into your shoe like Rosa Klebb in From Russia with Love. You probably look like her as well...... lol. Fuck off. You probably look like Rupert from Nutwood but don't have any nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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