ratcum Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 15 minutes ago, Frank said: My audience may be long gone, but they'll always be you Baws. I’d rather chew through Sarah Jessica Parker’s perineum than be in your audience Zorba. I will however, never let you down on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: I’d rather chew through Sarah Jessica Parker’s perineum than be in your audience Zorba. I will however, never let you down on here. You've always looked out for me tot. I've no idea what any of your posts mean these days, but i love you all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: My late Great Uncle Herman always refused to work on wankel engines. Because they're a technological dead end... Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, The Beast said: My late Great Uncle Herman always refused to work on wankel engines. Because they're a technological dead end... Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: Because they're a technological dead end... Right? idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank said: idiot So... The plagiarised has become the plagiarist. You're quite tragic, Frank. Shall I draw you a picture to cheer you up? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: So... The plagiarised has become the plagiarist. You're quite tragic, Frank. Shall I draw you a picture to cheer you up? go on then, fucksake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 44 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It didn't help that you doubled down on "When Ding says nothing at all". "The smile on your face let's me know that you're simple There's spunk in your eyes and in your anal dimple" That was mine. Don't EVER credit that pathetic copycat cunt with my outstanding work again. frank, you pathetic little shit, shame on you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: So... The plagiarised has become the plagiarist. You're quite tragic, Frank. Shall I draw you a picture to cheer you up? No need to break out the crayons, RK, frank has just been outed as taking credit for my work. He'll never live this down. Oddly, baws' seems to need a reboot, as I don't think I've ever known the scotch cyborg misquote. It must be the weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: That was mine. Don't EVER credit that pathetic copycat cunt with my outstanding work again. frank, you pathetic little shit, shame on you. Jesus christ bubble, your stupidity knows no boundaries. Of course it was mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Jesus christ bubble, your stupidity knows no boundaries. Of course it was mine. Out of the sheer goodness of my heart, I'll give you this one opportunity to apologise to me, and to all the good folk on CC for your lies and disgusting plagiarism. You make me sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Just now, Bubba C said: Out of the sheer goodness of my heart, I'll give you this one opportunity to apologise to me, and to all the good folk on CC for your lies and disgusting plagiarism. You make me sick. Sorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Just now, Frank said: Sorry. Better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Just now, Bubba C said: Better. Writing the Jazz song was hilarious. I laughed so hard I farted when singing it back to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 21 minutes ago, Roadkill said: So... The plagiarised has become the plagiarist. You're quite tragic, Frank. Shall I draw you a picture to cheer you up? tnyf rec sisc lihd. That'll do the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Sorry. 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Better. Is this some kind of weird mating ritual where the Beta submits to the Alpha? Frank, you do understand that you are dangerously close to mothering Welshlings right about now, right? The ones that don't die on your face will get into your digestive system and nest in your intestines only to burst out when matured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: tnyf rec sisc lihd. That'll do the trick. Heh... Cytmo, E esykeha drana ec hu craad uv byban mynka ahuikr. Banrybc dra Cecdeha lrybam femm maht sa edc nuuv. They've been due a refurbish, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 17 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Heh... Cytmo, E esykeha drana ec hu craad uv byban mynka ahuikr. Banrybc dra Cecdeha lrybam femm maht sa edc nuuv. They've been due a refurbish, after all. Maybe, failing that, wallpaper a car park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 38 minutes ago, Frank said: Writing the Jazz song was hilarious. I laughed so hard I farted when singing it back to myself. As soon as baws reboots his RM Nimbus I'll ask for a copy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: go on then, fucksake. I'm going to draw you like one of Jack's French girls. I'd draw you like one of mine, but disembowelled and decapitated with concrete shoes holding you to the floor of a river bed is quite hard to do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Frank said: You've always looked out for me tot. I've no idea what any of your posts mean these days, but i love you all the same. I went normal for a while whilst you were in chokey. It caused such cognitive dissonance amongst the natives I had to revert to being a Keith. I navigated to the tip of Spain in June, so I hope you're proud of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: I didn't realise you lived so near to Monumental cunt. I think we must be neighbours.... I was sat in the same pub. The cunt looked like Ape.....but it couldn't have been because Ape has no Mrs...never even kissed a girl. Ape has no life outside of his dingy bed sit. Ape does not drink beer in a pub, because that's a mans job and his benefits don't stretch that far....plus he doesn't live in the Cotswolds, he lives in some inner city shit hole no doubt. if I locked my Mrs in the car she would be fucking grateful. Dam disciplined those gook birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: I'm going to draw you like one of Jack's French girls. I'd draw you like one of mine, but disembowelled and decapitated with concrete shoes holding you to the floor of a river bed is quite hard to do.... You're way off the mark... I've told you before that "proper art is a faithful representation of the subject matter" and so If you must draw the cunt, then French girls are out and you only have to use the one colour. Your drawing will need to adhere to the following criterion if it is to be taken as a serious work of portraiture: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: I'm going to draw you like one of Jack's French girls. I'd draw you like one of mine, but disembowelled and decapitated with concrete shoes holding you to the floor of a river bed is quite hard to do.... 'Scary. Also if anything unusual does happen to myself or any of my personal friends or family I can assure you I'll do everything in my power to find you and have you prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law'. Don't worry baby, you won't feel a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 5 hours ago, ratcum said: good old Gobber; like Sarah Jessica Parker but without the hooves. Or the tail. Does she whinny or does she neigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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