applescruff14 Posted July 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Well she's probably a cunt anyway if you're required to have a certain job just to get her. I'd advise the old slit wrists in a bathtub trick over any of that jumping in front of a train bollocks, terribly messy and unstylish. Things could be worse I guess, I just wish I could be like I was in the Summer of 2013, perfect summer that as work and home was going great and it was an Ashes winning summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Never going to happen now, well and truly fucking had it. Look on the bright side. You'll be pushing up daisies in next to no time, and all will be fine with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Look on the bright side. You'll be pushing up daisies in next to no time, and all will be fine with you. Jazz you really are a truly horrible fucking thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Just now, Frank said: Jazz you really are a truly horrible fucking thing. There is nobody. Absolutely nobody in the history of Cunts Corner, that is more horrible than You. Nobody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: There is nobody. Absolutely nobody in the history of Cunts Corner, that is more horrible than You. Nobody. Charming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Just now, Frank said: Charming. But true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: There is nobody. Absolutely nobody in the history of Cunts Corner, that is more horrible than You. Nobody. Stop trying to flatter him 'eavens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 On 7/8/2017 at 8:57 PM, applescruff14 said: 2017 has been the worst year ever, last summer was very similar but wasn't half as bad as this shite. There was a way out last year but there isn't one this year, this is the time I've been dreading for years. This nom is fucking shit. There's nothing in it that is a cunt as far as I can see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Just now, deebom said: This nom is fucking shit. There's nothing in it that is a cunt as far as I can see. Frank made a post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 15 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I have had two close family deaths and one very dear friend so far this year, so forgive me if I don't give a flying fuck. Self pity and playing it out on here is a big mistake. Fuck me Alfie...grim reaper has your number...... I'd move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 On 09/07/2017 at 11:26 AM, ratcum said: Jesus Gibson, even my diaphragm's depressed when you post on here! I had a few nice compliments at work this evening at a staff meeting, completely unexpected considering this year has been a cuntfest. How I'd love to be like I was in the summers of 2012 and 2013. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I had a few nice compliments at work this evening at a staff meeting, completely unexpected considering this year has been a cuntfest. How I'd love to be like I was in the summers of 2012 and 2013. That's nice. People who work in Sports Direct generally don't talk to one another. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 29 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I had a few nice compliments at work this evening at a staff meeting, completely unexpected considering this year has been a cuntfest. How I'd love to be like I was in the summers of 2012 and 2013. that was Ann Summers wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 52 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I had a few nice compliments at work this evening at a staff meeting, completely unexpected considering this year has been a cuntfest. How I'd love to be like I was in the summers of 2012 and 2013. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 57 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I had a few nice compliments at work this evening at a staff meeting, completely unexpected considering this year has been a cuntfest. How I'd love to be like I was in the summers of 2012 and 2013. Have you ever given thought to moving to somewhere like Chudleigh or Market Drayton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: Have you ever given thought to moving to somewhere like Chudleigh or Market Drayton? Budleigh Salterton's nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 11/07/2017 at 8:45 PM, Wolfie said: That's nice. People who work in Sports Direct generally don't talk to one another. I'd be lucky to get a job there, the way things are going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just now, applescruff14 said: I'd be lucky to get a job there, the way things are going. Do you derive some form of perverse pleasure from being, or pretending to be, a complete fucking drip? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 11/07/2017 at 9:00 PM, ratcum said: that was Ann Summers wasn't it? Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Do you derive some form of perverse pleasure from being, or pretending to be, a complete fucking drip? Just the way things are at the moment, this is the year from hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 23 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Have you ever given thought to moving to somewhere like Chudleigh or Market Drayton? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: Just the way things are at the moment, this is the year from hell. So what was last year? The year from purgatory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Just the way things are at the moment, this is the year from hell. You're Neill off the young ones aren't you Panzerknacker 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: You're Neill off the young ones aren't you Panzerknacker Marvin, the paranoid android. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: You're Neill off the young ones aren't you Panzerknacker Much as I fucking hate to admit it, that was pretty good, Panzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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