applescruff14 Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 2017 has been the worst year ever, last summer was very similar but wasn't half as bad as this shite. There was a way out last year but there isn't one this year, this is the time I've been dreading for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: 2017 has been the worst year ever, last summer was very similar but wasn't half as bad as this shite. There was a way out last year but there isn't one this year, this is the time I've been dreading for years. You are of course correct. Replacing Harvey Keitel with Ronaldo in the Direct Line adverts was the icing on the shit cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 6 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: 2017 has been the worst year ever, last summer was very similar but wasn't half as bad as this shite. There was a way out last year but there isn't one this year, this is the time I've been dreading for years. It's not going to get any better, I suggest a cable tie and a plastic bag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Have you had anyone run into the back of your car this year Apple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: 2017 has been the worst year ever, last summer was very similar but wasn't half as bad as this shite. There was a way out last year but there isn't one this year, this is the time I've been dreading for years. Stop your cuntingly pathetic woes you weak fucking cunt. You haven't lost everything and I mean everything, you family, relatives, posessions, you have no money, job or skills to offer. Your home isn't a war torn desolate wasteland bombed to destruction. You've haven't had to leave your homeland and travel across open seas in a rubber boat, trafficked by ruthless gangs and risked your life climbing under moving trains to get here...... only to find cunts like you moaning that strictly isn't on anymore. i suggest you step out in front of a train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Do you work in the Hall of Mirrors on Brighton seafront? The owners have changed the layout and not told you? Don't worry the gay men will be back from London soon to help release you from your prison / closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 10 hours ago, applescruff14 said: 2017 has been the worst year ever, last summer was very similar but wasn't half as bad as this shite. There was a way out last year but there isn't one this year, this is the time I've been dreading for years. I have had two close family deaths and one very dear friend so far this year, so forgive me if I don't give a flying fuck. Self pity and playing it out on here is a big mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: I have had two close family deaths and one very dear friend so far this year, so forgive me if I don't give a flying fuck. Self pity and playing it out on here is a big mistake. Three funerals in a year!. Does your dark suit still fit you, or did the missus have to alter the waist band. I wager that your car still reeks of mothballs. Deepest sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: I have had two close family deaths and one very dear friend so far this year, so forgive me if I don't give a flying fuck. Self pity and playing it out on here is a big mistake. My sincere condolences Alf. Proper should really put his apple ID to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 42 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Three funerals in a year!. Does your dark suit still fit you, or did the missus have to alter the waist band. I wager that your car still reeks of mothballs. Deepest sympathy. I thought, according to you I have a renault trajic(sic). The suit has been out a few times last year as well and as I am wasting away with tertiary aids according to punkape it is a little on the baggier side of late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 38 minutes ago, Frank said: My sincere condolences Alf. Proper should really put his apple ID to bed. The ashes are of lttle comfort for those as stricken with self pity and grief as him, it was you of all people that pointed out to me early on, when I was the cardinal, that airing dirty laundry etc on here was a stupid thing to do. I have not asked for any sympathy openly on this site, it would be the last place in the universe to expect it. I only let things out on here that I am prepared to be ridiculed about. I have developed a pathological hatred of punkape over the years, it serves a purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 21 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: The ashes are of lttle comfort for those as stricken with self pity and grief as him, it was you of all people that pointed out to me early on, when I was the cardinal, that airing dirty laundry etc on here was a stupid thing to do. I have not asked for any sympathy openly on this site, it would be the last place in the universe to expect it. I only let things out on here that I am prepared to be ridiculed about. I have developed a pathological hatred of punkape over the years, it serves a purpose. We live and learn, don't we Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 I have not been around long enough to understand the sheer pointlessness of applescruff. Can someone enlighten me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Have I logged on to The Samaritans by mistake?....If anyone would like the number I'll gladly pass it on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Who's up for a game of Blue Whale then? Looks as though we might have a few 'winners' on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 14 hours ago, applescruff14 said: 2017 has been the worst year ever, last summer was very similar but wasn't half as bad as this shite. There was a way out last year but there isn't one this year, this is the time I've been dreading for years. Jesus Gibson, even my diaphragm's depressed when you post on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 14 hours ago, applescruff14 said: 2017 has been the worst year ever, last summer was very similar but wasn't half as bad as this shite. There was a way out last year but there isn't one this year, this is the time I've been dreading for years. Is your girlfriend finally going to let you Shag her and you're worried what she might say about your little penis, and lack of balls, if this nom. is anything to go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 56 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I have not been around long enough to understand the sheer pointlessness of applescruff. Can someone enlighten me? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Self absorbed bollocks. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Frank said: We live and learn, don't we Eric? What, like You you mean. Pfff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 6 hours ago, ratcum said: Jesus Gibson, even my diaphragm's depressed when you post on here! Won the cricket today which is great, 211 runs to see off the Proteas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 6 hours ago, southerncunt said: I have not been around long enough to understand the sheer pointlessness of applescruff. Can someone enlighten me? Not long until England head Down Under for a series whitewash defeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 17 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Stop your cuntingly pathetic woes you weak fucking cunt. You haven't lost everything and I mean everything, you family, relatives, posessions, you have no money, job or skills to offer. Your home isn't a war torn desolate wasteland bombed to destruction. You've haven't had to leave your homeland and travel across open seas in a rubber boat, trafficked by ruthless gangs and risked your life climbing under moving trains to get here...... only to find cunts like you moaning that strictly isn't on anymore. i suggest you step out in front of a train. He hasn't got the woman he wants either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: He hasn't got the woman he wants either. Never going to happen now, well and truly fucking had it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Never going to happen now, well and truly fucking had it. Well she's probably a cunt anyway if you're required to have a certain job just to get her. I'd advise the old slit wrists in a bathtub trick over any of that jumping in front of a train bollocks, terribly messy and unstylish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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