Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Diana, Diana, you thick fuckin spanner Forsook crown and castle for a w** and a pillar (Ratcum 2017) "I'll be buggered if the next generation of this family's going to be raised by the bastard son of a Bedouin camel trader". (Duke of Edinburgh, 1997) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 On 09/07/2017 at 10:27 AM, Ollyboro said: I've spent the night channeling my inner Byron, CB. So, after fucking my sister with my clubfoot, I've so far managed to rhyme "neuroblastoma" with "eternal coma". I think it would be fitting if the football history books were amended, so that Sunderland's 1973 FA Cup Winning Team becomes The Bradley Lowery 1973 FA Cup Winning Team. The starting 11 would be: 1) Bradley Lowery 2) Little Bradley Lowery 3) Bradley 4) Little Bradley 5) Brave Little Bradley 6) Jermain Defoe's Best Mate Bradley 7) Sunderland's Brave Mascot Little Bradley Lowery 8) Brave Little Bradley 9) Brave Little Bradley As Was 10) Little Brave Bradders 11) John Terry. All existing commentary to be overdubbed. ....and, given a 6 year old with neuroblastoma to beat from two yards, Peter Lorimer would STILL miss that fucking sitter they tried to turn into 'Save of The Century' by Jim Montgomery!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: ....and, given a 6 year old with neuroblastoma to beat from two yards, Peter Lorimer would STILL miss that fucking sitter they tried to turn into 'Save of The Century' by Jim Montgomery!! Still better than Joe fucking Hart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "I'll be buggered if the next generation of this family's going to be raised by the bastard son of a Bedouin camel trader". (Duke of Edinburgh, 1997) that doesn't even rhyme Eric, you're fuckin useless at this. Stick to the sub-lingual langoustine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 47 minutes ago, ratcum said: that doesn't even rhyme Eric, you're fuckin useless at this. Stick to the sub-lingual langoustine It's free verse poetry Ratty, sophisticated, like Dolmio sauce, and Blue Nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's free verse poetry Ratty, sophisticated, like Dolmio sauce, and Blue Nun. free verse poetry? You fuckin poofter. Imagine a peeled walrus; that's you that is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 32 minutes ago, ratcum said: free verse poetry? You fuckin poofter. Imagine a peeled walrus; that's you that is 'History Today' should have been a programme in it's own right. Fuck knows what happened to Rob Newman, he was much better than that football obsessed cunt who looked like he'd been created by nazi propagandists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 On 7/8/2017 at 3:38 PM, Manky said: I am working on converting 'Ride of the Valkyries' to a Haiku poem. It is not quite complete yet but, Gollum you festering cunt Your milkround is short......... Help please This poem is shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 On 7/8/2017 at 3:38 PM, Manky said: I am working on converting 'Ride of the Valkyries' to a Haiku poem. It is not quite complete yet but, Gollum you festering cunt Your milkround is short......... Help please This poem is shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: This poem is shit. Fucking Poet Laureate are we now? You wouldn't know a good poem if it kicked you in the 'nads and pissed in your face. Leave culture to those of us with the proper upbringing and talent. Later I will post my version of the Cistern Chapel by Michael and Angelo done on an etch-a-sketch whilst I was pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: Fucking Poet Laureate are we now? If Cecil Day Lewis can do it, any cunt can do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 8 minutes ago, Manky said: Fucking Poet Laureate are we now? You wouldn't know a good poem if it kicked you in the 'nads and pissed in your face. Leave culture to those of us with the proper upbringing and talent. Later I will post my version of the Cistern Chapel by Michael and Angelo done on an etch-a-sketch whilst I was pissed. You groveling, ungrateful cunt! You asked for help, I provided it! If you can't handle the answer, then don't ask the fucking question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You groveling, ungrateful cunt! You asked for help, I provided it! If you can't handle the answer, then don't ask the fucking question. Us artistic types can be a bit temperamental at times. When I fuck up a statue of Harvey Price made of dog turds and start the male menopause the same day, watch out world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'History Today' should have been a programme in it's own right. Fuck knows what happened to Rob Newman, he was much better than that football obsessed cunt who looked like he'd been created by nazi propagandists. You're right about Newman, a genius but a troubled one by all accounts. Baddiel is just an earwig who tries desperately to have some street cool about him. I understand they have recently become pally on Twatter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: You're right about Newman, a genius but a troubled one by all accounts. Baddiel is just an earwig who tries desperately to have some street cool about him. I understand they have recently become pally on Twatter When Newman portrayed the daytime TV presenter who would go into meltdown at the drop of a hat and start screaming, "it's all getting a bit tricky", I suspected the characterisation was based heavily on his own psyche. I imagine he's spent the last 25 years in a dilapidated mansion in the south of France, splattering tortured images onto canvas and not bathing. Still, better than becoming a professional pseudo lad cunt, like Baddiel has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: When Newman portrayed the daytime TV presenter who would go into meltdown at the drop of a hat and start screaming, "it's all getting a bit tricky", I suspected the characterisation was based heavily on his own psyche. I imagine he's spent the last 25 years in a dilapidated mansion in the south of France, splattering tortured images onto canvas and not bathing. Still, better than becoming a professional pseudo lad cunt, like Baddiel has. I heard him on radio four a while back, he was shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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