Guest Ollyboro Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 The death of Bradley Lowery is extremely sad. His story is heartbreaking, and yes, Jermain Defoe has surpassed my expectations with his genuine emotional involvement. However, the overreaction....Christ. Mackem fans are truly surpassing themselves. I've read suggested tributes to the wee man which include: Naming a stand after him. Retiring the Sunderland no.5 or no.6 shirt (he was 5 when it looked hopeless; 6 when he passed) Naming a family enclosure after him. The very worst thing I've read is this fucking poem. (Posted by a Scouser. Not like them to jump on a passing grief bandwagon.) Some of you on the forums may remember that there used to be an LFC poetry thread, I wrote a few things on there, and dusted off the pen for an ode to Brad this morning..."If bravery had a face I’m sure,You’d find millions who’d agree,They’d be hard pressed to find an example betterThan 6 year old Bradley.As millions of us began to learnOf the cheeky Mackem’s fight;We sang, we marched, we prayed, we cried,We all joined Bradley’s fight.Sunderland, his one and only team,And as mascot, led the way;His half time goal joined the honour roll,For that weeks Match of the DayHis hero became his best friend,It was just love, and not for show “A better man he’s made of me”Said proudly by Defoe As Brad’s cloak approached 90 minutes And his time was getting near,Whilst dreams of Sunderland filled his head,God whispered in his ear..“I know you’re tired right now Brad,..and whilst you think this is a dream,I’m picking God’s eleven,...and I need you for my team”So this morning, whilst there will be tears,There’s a 6 year old in heaven,Who’s just pulled on the football shirt,He’s part of God’s eleven.Now whilst you’re not here anymore,We hope the world has shown,It doesn’t matter who you follow kid,You’ll Never Walk Alone" Bradley would be turning in his grave if he read that - if he'd been buried yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 You heartless cunt, you should try working "neuroblastoma" into iambic pentameter before you go criticising others. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 54 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: The death of Bradley Lowery is extremely sad. His story is heartbreaking, and yes, Jermain Defoe has surpassed my expectations with his genuine emotional involvement. However, the overreaction....Christ. Mackem fans are truly surpassing themselves. I've read suggested tributes to the wee man which include: Naming a stand after him. Retiring the Sunderland no.5 or no.6 shirt (he was 5 when it looked hopeless; 6 when he passed) Naming a family enclosure after him. The very worst thing I've read is this fucking poem. (Posted by a Scouser. Not like them to jump on a passing grief bandwagon.) Some of you on the forums may remember that there used to be an LFC poetry thread, I wrote a few things on there, and dusted off the pen for an ode to Brad this morning..."If bravery had a face I’m sure,You’d find millions who’d agree,They’d be hard pressed to find an example betterThan 6 year old Bradley.As millions of us began to learnOf the cheeky Mackem’s fight;We sang, we marched, we prayed, we cried,We all joined Bradley’s fight.Sunderland, his one and only team,And as mascot, led the way;His half time goal joined the honour roll,For that weeks Match of the DayHis hero became his best friend,It was just love, and not for show “A better man he’s made of me”Said proudly by Defoe As Brad’s cloak approached 90 minutes And his time was getting near,Whilst dreams of Sunderland filled his head,God whispered in his ear..“I know you’re tired right now Brad,..and whilst you think this is a dream,I’m picking God’s eleven,...and I need you for my team”So this morning, whilst there will be tears,There’s a 6 year old in heaven,Who’s just pulled on the football shirt,He’s part of God’s eleven.Now whilst you’re not here anymore,We hope the world has shown,It doesn’t matter who you follow kid,You’ll Never Walk Alone" Bradley would be turning in his grave if he read that - if he'd been buried yet. I just puked in my mouth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 I am working on converting 'Ride of the Valkyries' to a Haiku poem. It is not quite complete yet but, Gollum you festering cunt Your milkround is short......... Help please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Fuck! A work of true scouse grief, I feel for Bradley's family but it is no reason to write a load of gushing shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 This is a new low for Cunts Corner. Yours, Disgusted of France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Ollyboro said: The death of Bradley Lowery is extremely sad. His story is heartbreaking, and yes, Jermain Defoe has surpassed my expectations with his genuine emotional involvement. However, the overreaction....Christ. Mackem fans are truly surpassing themselves. I've read suggested tributes to the wee man which include: Naming a stand after him. Retiring the Sunderland no.5 or no.6 shirt (he was 5 when it looked hopeless; 6 when he passed) Naming a family enclosure after him. The very worst thing I've read is this fucking poem. (Posted by a Scouser. Not like them to jump on a passing grief bandwagon.) Some of you on the forums may remember that there used to be an LFC poetry thread, I wrote a few things on there, and dusted off the pen for an ode to Brad this morning..."If bravery had a face I’m sure,You’d find millions who’d agree,They’d be hard pressed to find an example betterThan 6 year old Bradley.As millions of us began to learnOf the cheeky Mackem’s fight;We sang, we marched, we prayed, we cried,We all joined Bradley’s fight.Sunderland, his one and only team,And as mascot, led the way;His half time goal joined the honour roll,For that weeks Match of the DayHis hero became his best friend,It was just love, and not for show “A better man he’s made of me”Said proudly by Defoe As Brad’s cloak approached 90 minutes And his time was getting near,Whilst dreams of Sunderland filled his head,God whispered in his ear..“I know you’re tired right now Brad,..and whilst you think this is a dream,I’m picking God’s eleven,...and I need you for my team”So this morning, whilst there will be tears,There’s a 6 year old in heaven,Who’s just pulled on the football shirt,He’s part of God’s eleven.Now whilst you’re not here anymore,We hope the world has shown,It doesn’t matter who you follow kid,You’ll Never Walk Alone" Bradley would be turning in his grave if he read that - if he'd been buried yet. Have the scoucers blamed the following for Bradley's death yet.. 1) Theresa May 2) NHS cuts 3) The Police 4) The Tory Party 5) The Sun Newspaper 6) Juve Fans 7) That paving flag is a trip hazard and could kill someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 5 hours ago, Ollyboro said: The death of Bradley Lowery is extremely sad. His story is heartbreaking, and yes, Jermain Defoe has surpassed my expectations with his genuine emotional involvement. However, the overreaction....Christ. Mackem fans are truly surpassing themselves. I've read suggested tributes to the wee man which include: Naming a stand after him. Retiring the Sunderland no.5 or no.6 shirt (he was 5 when it looked hopeless; 6 when he passed) Naming a family enclosure after him. The very worst thing I've read is this fucking poem. (Posted by a Scouser. Not like them to jump on a passing grief bandwagon.) Some of you on the forums may remember that there used to be an LFC poetry thread, I wrote a few things on there, and dusted off the pen for an ode to Brad this morning..."If bravery had a face I’m sure,You’d find millions who’d agree,They’d be hard pressed to find an example betterThan 6 year old Bradley.As millions of us began to learnOf the cheeky Mackem’s fight;We sang, we marched, we prayed, we cried,We all joined Bradley’s fight.Sunderland, his one and only team,And as mascot, led the way;His half time goal joined the honour roll,For that weeks Match of the DayHis hero became his best friend,It was just love, and not for show “A better man he’s made of me”Said proudly by Defoe As Brad’s cloak approached 90 minutes And his time was getting near,Whilst dreams of Sunderland filled his head,God whispered in his ear..“I know you’re tired right now Brad,..and whilst you think this is a dream,I’m picking God’s eleven,...and I need you for my team”So this morning, whilst there will be tears,There’s a 6 year old in heaven,Who’s just pulled on the football shirt,He’s part of God’s eleven.Now whilst you’re not here anymore,We hope the world has shown,It doesn’t matter who you follow kid,You’ll Never Walk Alone" Bradley would be turning in his grave if he read that - if he'd been buried yet. That's beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's beautiful Sorry I disagree. All the great things done by some good people to enrich Bradley's short life were beautiful. It was a terribly sad thing that many other parents are facing or will face. There is only one thing to say about Scouser sentimental poetry, self promoting shite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Sorry I disagree. All the great things done by some good people to enrich Bradley's short life were beautiful. It was a terribly sad thing that many other parents are facing or will face. There is only one thing to say about Scouser sentimental poetry, self promoting shite! Did you know that the most popular hearse in France is a Renault Trafic conversion, usually coloured silver. To many here it is the ultimate insult to the end of a life. For you though, it would be fitting. A shit carried off in a pile of shit..........lol.......fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 On the upside... Another dead Mackem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You heartless cunt, you should try working "neuroblastoma" into iambic pentameter before you go criticising others. I tried, in fact I spent most of my inebriated evening doing just that. Would you settle instead for a heart-warming verse of "Little Baldy"? Vera Lynn was a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 Mackems can't help themselves when given even the tiniest bit of the lime light. It's like their entire fucking city has ADHD. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if it turns out one of them offed the kid for this exact reason. He'll probably end up with a statue outside the Stadium of Shite or some tacky bollocks like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 41 minutes ago, Roadkill said: On the upside... Another dead Mackem. There's always someone who just has to take it too far. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 51 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Did you know that the most popular hearse in France is a Renault Trafic conversion, usually coloured silver. To many here it is the ultimate insult to the end of a life. For you though, it would be fitting. A shit carried off in a pile of shit..........lol.......fuck off. They will have to scoop up the bones and rotting liquor from the floor of your hovel with a shovel and put you in a bucket, when they eventually realise that the pervading stink of death is more than just background French stench. Nobody will report your death because nobody cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You heartless cunt, you should try working "neuroblastoma" into iambic pentameter before you go criticising others. I've spent the night channeling my inner Byron, CB. So, after fucking my sister with my clubfoot, I've so far managed to rhyme "neuroblastoma" with "eternal coma". I think it would be fitting if the football history books were amended, so that Sunderland's 1973 FA Cup Winning Team becomes The Bradley Lowery 1973 FA Cup Winning Team. The starting 11 would be: 1) Bradley Lowery 2) Little Bradley Lowery 3) Bradley 4) Little Bradley 5) Brave Little Bradley 6) Jermain Defoe's Best Mate Bradley 7) Sunderland's Brave Mascot Little Bradley Lowery 8) Brave Little Bradley 9) Brave Little Bradley As Was 10) Little Brave Bradders 11) John Terry. All existing commentary to be overdubbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Sorry I disagree. All the great things done by some good people to enrich Bradley's short life were beautiful. It was a terribly sad thing that many other parents are facing or will face. There is only one thing to say about Scouser sentimental poetry, self promoting shite! Yah wot? Alright, calm down calm down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 56 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I've spent the night channeling my inner Byron, CB. So, after fucking my sister with my clubfoot, I've so far managed to rhyme "neuroblastoma" with "eternal coma". I've been channelling my inner Ted Hughes so all I could come up was "infernal boner". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've been channelling in inner Ted Hughes so all I could come up was "infernal boner". I had this bastard for O level English Literature. I got an 'A' so must have out bastarded the bastard bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've been channelling my inner Ted Hughes so all I could come up was "infernal boner". Very good. However, I think your "infernal boner" needs handling carefully. In less sensitive hands, far from being a paean to Brave Little Bradley, it could become a limerick devoted to necrononcing. There once was a toddler with neuroblastoma, who gave me an infernal...... I'm sure you can work out the rest. Don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2017 Report Share Posted July 9, 2017 footballers’ tears shed for the lad don’t hide cold facts all could’ve been better if you cunts paid more tax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 On 09/07/2017 at 11:47 AM, ratcum said: footballers’ tears shed for the lad don’t hide cold facts all could’ve been better if you cunts paid more tax footballers’ tears shed for the little lad don’t hide the cold hard facts that this could’ve all turned out better if you rich cunts had paid more tax (talent imitates, genius steals) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 1 minute ago, r-soles said: footballers’ tears shed for the little lad don’t hide the cold hard facts that this could’ve all turned out better if you rich cunts had paid more tax (talent imitates, genius steals) I wish I'd said that Oscar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, ratcum said: I wish I'd said that Oscar You will ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Diana, Diana, you thick fuckin spanner Forsook crown and castle for a w** and a pillar (Ratcum 2017) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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