Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 They are murdering our lovely grey friends http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/magazine-40522135/people-call-me-racist-for-shooting-grey-squirrels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 All grey squirrels here should die, hopefully a biological control can be found. Or pine martens https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jan/30/how-to-eradicate-grey-squirrels-without-firing-a-shot-pine-martens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Most red squirrels are gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 I wouldn't call them xenophobic. A pair of cunts yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: All grey squirrels here should die, hopefully a biological control can be found. Or pine martens https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jan/30/how-to-eradicate-grey-squirrels-without-firing-a-shot-pine-martens No doubt you have a menagerie of squirrels, hamsters and gerbils for your weekend activities and plenty of shampoo to clean their fur afterwards...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Most red squirrels are gay. Punksquirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Look for squirrel recipes in my book "Esmie's Gypsy lifestyle"*. It has recipes for Jugged squirrel, squirrel tail soup and squirrel pasty. Along with hints and tips on spraying stolen bicycles, staying safe when stripping lead from church roofs, how to lift gypsy curses and conning the public out of money with fortune telling bollocks, and so much more. With a foreword from the legendary David Essex. *Available from all good book stores (and quite a few shit ones as well). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Look for squirrel recipes in my book "Esmie's Gypsy lifestyle"*. It has recipes for Jugged squirrel, squirrel tail soup and squirrel pasty. Along with hints and tips on spraying stolen bicycles, staying safe when stripping lead from church roofs, how to lift gypsy curses and conning the public out of money with fortune telling bollocks, and so much more. With a foreword from the legendary David Essex. *Available from all good book stores (and quite a few shit ones as well). I've got it in hardback Gyps. The chapter on bare knuckle dog fighting and how to turbo charge a Lurcher is inspirational. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Look for squirrel recipes in my book "Esmie's Gypsy lifestyle"*. It has recipes for Jugged squirrel, squirrel tail soup and squirrel pasty. Along with hints and tips on spraying stolen bicycles, staying safe when stripping lead from church roofs, how to lift gypsy curses and conning the public out of money with fortune telling bollocks, and so much more. With a foreword from the legendary David Essex. *Available from all good book stores (and quite a few shit ones as well). Those recipes are for Grey Squirrels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: No doubt you have a menagerie of squirrels, hamsters and gerbils for your weekend activities and plenty of shampoo to clean their fur afterwards...... lol. Reported for implying beastiality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: Those recipes are for Grey Squirrels. And the red. You may need to add some spice to mask the bitterness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: And the red. You may need to add some spice to mask the bitterness Posh Spice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got it in hardback Gyps. The chapter on bare knuckle dog fighting and how to turbo charge a Lurcher is inspirational. I tried to get serial convict and headcase Charles Bronson to introduce this one but he told me to "fuck off you cunt". You don't get gentleman like that anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I tried to get serial convict and headcase Charles Bronson to introduce this one but he told me to "fuck off cunt". You don't get gentleman like that anymore. He's a throwback to a more genteel and civilised way of life. The Queen was most disappointed when he was unavailable to marry Princess Anne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Isn't a grey squirrel just an old red squirrel ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 My dog hates squirrels. And pikeys. And hoodies. And people who don't have a nightly regime on a moonbed to keep their pale complexion nice and milky and soft. And squirrels. And pikeys. And fat postmen with B.O. ( you know who you fat cunt). Sometimes it is quicker to list what he doesn't hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: No doubt you have a menagerie of squirrels, hamsters and gerbils for your weekend activities and plenty of shampoo to clean their fur afterwards...... lol. And a shed full of cardboard toilet roll tubes donated by his HIV gay friends.......lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 To be totally honest with you I would rather go bald then go grey. Where the fuck are all the receding squirrels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 11 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Posh Spice? Pen I'm being roped in to playing Ape's online game called Flidspack. Ethically speaking, some of the comments on that thread are bang out of order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: To be totally honest with you I would rather go bald then go grey. Where the fuck are all the receding squirrels? That's what all slap heads say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 37 minutes ago, Frank said: Pen I'm being roped in to playing Ape's online game called Flidspack. Ethically speaking, some of the comments on that thread are bang out of order. When you were inside I guess you had to join in with such primitive 'entertainment' Frank. Not now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 6 hours ago, Frank said: Pen I'm being roped in to playing Ape's online game called Flidspack. Ethically speaking, some of the comments on that thread are bang out of order. Roped in? Beware of the noose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 20 hours ago, Punkape said: No doubt you have a menagerie of squirrels, hamsters and gerbils for your weekend activities and plenty of shampoo to clean their fur afterwards...... lol. They wash themselves, as I am sure you knew full well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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