Cuntybaws Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 It has been several years since my last horse-faced cunt nomination but this piano-toothed, half-Hungarian half-Aussie mercenary has tempted me out of retirement. For someone who looks like she eats a lot of sugar lumps she has the sourest face on the circuit, and I doubt she’d recognise a Union Jack if one was stuffed up her twat. I've seen less horse in a Findus lasagne. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Tidy piss flaps though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It has been several years since my last horse-faced cunt nomination but this piano-toothed, half-Hungarian half-Aussie mercenary has tempted me out of retirement. For someone who looks like she eats a lot of sugar lumps she has the sourest face on the circuit, and I doubt she’d recognise a Union Jack if one was stuffed up her twat. I've seen less horse in a Findus lasagne. Out of interest, was one of your previous horse faced cunt nominations, Sarah Jessica Palomino? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It has been several years since my last horse-faced cunt nomination but this piano-toothed, half-Hungarian half-Aussie mercenary has tempted me out of retirement. For someone who looks like she eats a lot of sugar lumps she has the sourest face on the circuit, and I doubt she’d recognise a Union Jack if one was stuffed up her twat. I've seen less horse in a Findus lasagne. I don't like her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 She looks like a younger Uri Geller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: She looks like a younger Uri Geller. She only took up Tennis because she didn't get an audition to play Jar Jar Binks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Snatch said: She looks like a younger Uri Geller. Bet she can bend spoons with her teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 Johanna has got a tidy set of ivories does she play the piano? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: Johanna has got a tidy set of ivories does she play the piano? Well, it'd be a brave man that let her play his pink oboe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Well, it'd be a brave man that let her play his pink oboe. That would be a nightmare for Punker's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Out of interest, was one of your previous horse faced cunt nominations, Sarah Jessica Palomino? SJP is the undisputed number one on my "Horse-faced Cunts Scale" (Patent Pending) but I never nominated her myself as she already had an entry on the site when I joined. In those days it was considered bad form to churn out repeat bollocks, although that's all gone to fucking shit now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: SJP is the undisputed number one on my "Horse-faced Cunts Scale" (Patent Pending) but I never nominated her myself as she already had an entry on the site when I joined. In those days it was considered bad form to churn out repeat bollocks, although that's all gone to fucking shit now. Gail Platt always reminded me of a horse, but as she gets older she now looks more like the illegitimate offspring of E.T and Mr Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 Who was that tubby Italian who won Wimbledon a few years back? She had an Italian name anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 My old man always goes by the tried and trusted approach that if the name ends in a vowel the chances are they're a wrong 'un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 7 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Bet she can bend spoons with her teeth. It's not her teeth she uses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 She could chew an apple through her tennis racket, that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 To be honest, she looks like Aerosmith's house arse-butler Steven Tyler after a scrub, but probably with a bigger cock. They could brighten up this homosexual ball-game by having naked female jelly and peanut butter wrestling in an inflatable pool. I nominate Esther McVey and Caroline Flint as the first two cuntestants and an equally naked Lucy Verasamy as the ring girl. I'll supply the Fisting Butter. This Konta cunt can fuck off. I want her dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 34 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: It's not her teeth she uses... Ding, I've done some calculations, and I'm fairly certain she could even chomp off your tiny little pecker through a wire mesh fence, right down to the nub above your shrivelled raisin bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 27 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Ding, I've done some calculations, and I'm fairly certain she could even chomp off your tiny little pecker through a wire mesh fence, right down to the nub above your shrivelled raisin bollocks. You done calculations? Fucking hell,you own a calculator and know how to use it, well done arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: You done calculations? Fucking hell,you own a calculator and know how to use it, well done arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: He has one boob mate. It's placed firmly on his head under all that colourful shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 When I found out you could spell boobies on a calculator, I was changed forever. You cunts are ripping the piss out of a cathartic moment of my childhood. I'll report you both once it's made a rule, you little wankers. You can spell "shell oil" too, by the way, but I always found that a bit tricky to knock one out to. I had to imagine it being poured inbetween Gloria Estefan's tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Mingeeta said: You done calculations? Fucking hell,you own a calculator and know how to use it, well done arsehole. I'm under your skin Mingy. Deep down under the oily, pimpled, aging and rosecea riddled sack of shit you call your skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Rev said: To be honest, she looks like Aerosmith's house arse-butler Steven Tyler after a scrub, but probably with a bigger cock. They could brighten up this homosexual ball-game by having naked female jelly and peanut butter wrestling in an inflatable pool. I nominate Esther McVey and Caroline Flint as the first two cuntestants and an equally naked Lucy Verasamy as the ring girl. I'll supply the Fisting Butter. This Konta cunt can fuck off. I want her dead. Ahh, Lucy, a forearm fave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 9 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm under your skin Mingy. Deep down under the oily, pimpled, aging and rosecea riddled sack of shit you call your skin. Is that it? Try harder Billy boy. That really was lame. By the way, what's AGING? Tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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