Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 A teenage Isis supporter has admitted plotting a terror attack potentially targeting an Elton John concert on the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. Haroon Syed, from Hounslow, pleaded guilty to the preparation of terrorist acts between April and September at the Old Bailey after a last-ditch attempt to get his case thrown out failed. The court heard how Syed attempted to buy weapons online, including a machine gun, handguns, a suicide vest and a bomb, and trawled the web to find crowded targets in London for the massacre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 I appear to have mispelled bomber... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 Is mispelled a word? I don't mean to make you feel stupid, you do that perfectly well yourself. Poor nom. Who is the cunt? Is it Sir Elton. It sure as fuck isn't anyone wanting to machine gun him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: A teenage Isis supporter has admitted plotting a terror attack potentially targeting an Elton John concert on the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. Haroon Syed, from Hounslow, pleaded guilty to the preparation of terrorist acts between April and September at the Old Bailey after a last-ditch attempt to get his case thrown out failed. The court heard how Syed attempted to buy weapons online, including a machine gun, handguns, a suicide vest and a bomb, and trawled the web to find crowded targets in London for the massacre. He tried to buy a suicide vest on the internet, I wonder if a mail order catalogue exists for such items. I can imagine the models standing in groups of three, strapped with plastic explosive and smiling inanely, hands on each others shoulders, pointing at an imaginary, distant object. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 I would try searching for it on eBay, but as I don't want HM Constabulary with guns kicking my door down in a dawn raid maybe not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I would try searching for it on eBay, but as I don't want HM Constabulary with guns kicking my door down in a dawn raid maybe not. How about Gumtree? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 11 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I would try searching for it on eBay, but as I don't want HM Constabulary with guns kicking my door down in a dawn raid maybe not. I should imagine the 'suicide vest' section has a 'no refund' policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 17 minutes ago, nocti said: How about Gumtree? I think that's more for used merchandise... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 I'm sure a proper Jihaddy could have "furnished" him with a proper exploding vest..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'm sure a proper Jihaddy could have "furnished" him with a proper exploding vest..... lol. Fuck off, you dreadful little wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 28 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off, you dreadful little wanker. Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 23 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm sure a proper Jihaddy could have "furnished" him with a proper exploding vest..... lol. 23 hours ago, Ape said: Fuck off, you dreadful little wanker. Shut up Ape, that's about the best one -liner Punkers has done this year, I know that's not saying much but still, any improvement has to be applauded and encouraged, especially if a housebrick can be used as encouragement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 On 03/07/2017 at 5:09 PM, Punkape said: I appear to have mispelled bomber... You meant bummer didn't you, little rascal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 23 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm sure a proper Jihaddy could have "furnished" him with a proper exploding vest..... lol. Knobrot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 23 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm sure a proper Jihaddy could have "furnished" him with a proper exploding vest..... lol. Pile of shit (even if the corner of my mouth turned up or 0.4 micro seconds). Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Haroon is a teenager already? Blimey,they blow up so quickly these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 8 hours ago, Neil said: Haroon is a teenager already? Blimey,they blow up so quickly these days The parents are cunts. No discipline whatsoever....the hideous little bastards all have a short fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 On 03/07/2017 at 5:09 PM, Punkape said: I appear to have mispelled bomber... No you didn't...it's correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 On 03/07/2017 at 6:26 PM, Ape said: Fuck off, you dreadful little wanker. Don't worry Ape ...I've bought you a suicide vest for your birthday. So when you are eight I will give it you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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