Ape™️ Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said: You make a good point. Would it be fair to say that you respect him a little for not trying to follow in either parents footsteps? No. Not in the least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 If I was him I'd be hiding in the wardrobe waiting to get a candid shot of David's spunk dribbling out of Posh's mouth. Or perhaps her arse. The Daily Mail would pay a tidy sum for that, I spect. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cupid Stunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 8 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: One could argue that it's the work of a young lad learning his trade. One could argue that you're a cunt but it would be a very one-sided argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 19 hours ago, Snatch said: The kid has no talent and no skill. The only thing kids like him will learn is how to live off their parents mioney. He'll live off his own money because daft cunts will throw fucking fortunes at him and his cartoon family. Just to mention, his dad's aftershave has been excellent keeping snails off my fuschias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: If I was him I'd be hiding in the wardrobe waiting to get a candid shot of David's spunk dribbling out of Posh's mouth. Or perhaps her arse. The Daily Mail would pay a tidy sum for that, I spect. They'd pay more if he could catch it dribbling from the housekeepers mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 On 03/07/2017 at 2:06 PM, Wolfie said: There's an obvious irony about his 'chosen' career path – with both his parents (especially his beautiful and talented mother) and his parents' friends having such a chequered history with the paparazzi. Still, let's hope the fame and money he works diligently to earn doesn't go to his head. via his nose? 10 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: One could argue that it's the work of a young lad learning his trade. No you fucking couldn't, he's learning nothing but how to name drop daddy to get anything... 3 blokes I work with are miles better photographers than him and one only uses his phone, fuck it, I bet half the plebs on here could do a better job of that book given his money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 12 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: One could argue that it's the work of a young lad learning his trade. Either 1) you're a troll, or 2) an incredibly boring cunt. I suspect the latter, which suggests you're slowly morphing into a wet version of Rick which, before your appearance on this site, didn't quite seem possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: No you fucking couldn't, he's learning nothing but how to name drop daddy to get anything... 3 blokes I work with are miles better photographers than him and one only uses his phone, fuck it, I bet half the plebs on here could do a better job of that book given his money. Are local council binmen nowadays being instructed to take photos of potential road obstructions? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Are local council binmen nowadays being instructed to take photos of potential road obstructions? Dunno, ask your boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Dunno, ask your boss. Unfortunately he's too busy holidaying in St Tropez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Unfortunately he's too busy holidaying in St Tropez. On council expenses??? The cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Are local council binmen nowadays being instructed to take photos of potential road obstructions? If they are it would be more interesting than the Beckham shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6781503/brooklyn-beckham-quits-new-york-uni-because-of-homesickness/ And never hold a camera like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 On 7/3/2017 at 12:51 PM, Cuntybaws said: "What I See" by Brooklyn Beckham. That'll be a talentless floppy-haired cunt then. I'm surprised the cunt sees anything, through his rose coloured, entitled, designer sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Slippers said: And never hold a camera like that! unless you're a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 On 7/4/2017 at 6:47 AM, Gronda Gronda said: Would it be fair to say that you respect him a little for not trying to follow in either parents footsteps? He did try it, he doesn't look that good in a thong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 The only photograph I'm interested in seeing him take is a suicide-selfie with a shotgun barrel in his little fucking faggot gob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 On Monday, July 03, 2017 at 1:41 PM, nocti said: At least everything I did wasn't out in the public eye, unless you count the couple of times that the aforementioned wanking took place in the park. Took?...surely you mean takes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Stella McCartney's shoes spring to mind: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Stella McCartney's shoes spring to mind: They look perfect for MikeD or that other miniscule lilliputlian, Tom Cruise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: They look perfect for MikeD or that other miniscule lilliputlian, Tom Cruise They? They're probably soled in singles, and not in pairs. if her tight-fisted old man has anything to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: They? They're probably soled in singles, and not in pairs. if her tight-fisted old man has anything to do with it. I wooden 't know what you're implying with that comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 10 hours ago, r-soles said: He did try it, he doesn't look that good in a thong. Point taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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