colonelkurtz Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 What the fuck is all this "parent & child" parking spaces bollocks close to store entrances. From what I've seen this morning the parents should be forced to park at the maximum possible distance from store entrances.Get the fat little fuckers walking off the blubber that every other skankblob seems to have amassed after stuffing the endless supply of shite down their flabby fucking cake holes. Get inside the store and the fucking morons push the lazy little fuckers round in store trolleys. But then marvel as the lardarsed little cunts leap and move like fucking Usain Bolt as soon as the corner is turned into the Monster Munch and Haribo multi pack aisles. It's time the "Big Four" got their act together and took a leaf out of Mr Ali at the Costcutter store who manages perfectly well without all this namby pamby preferential parking malarkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 It's nothing to do with "walking off the blubber". It's because, with babies space is needed to get them out and into the buggy. Its difficult to do that in ordinary spaces. Any person without toddlers, parking in one of these spaces should have the shit kicked out of them by irate mothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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colonelkurtz Posted July 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's nothing to do with "walking off the blubber". It's because, with babies space is needed to get them out and into the buggy. Its difficult to do that in ordinary spaces. Any person without toddlers, parking in one of these spaces should have the shit kicked out of them by irate mothers. Buggy,buggy ! ... we don't need no stinking buggys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 As I've got kids I always park in the 'Family' parking spaces. Sure, the kids aint with me but that's besides the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: What the fuck is all this "parent & child" parking spaces bollocks close to store entrances. From what I've seen this morning the parents should be forced to park at the maximum possible distance from store entrances.Get the fat little fuckers walking off the blubber that every other skankblob seems to have amassed after stuffing the endless supply of shite down their flabby fucking cake holes. Get inside the store and the fucking morons push the lazy little fuckers round in store trolleys. But then marvel as the lardarsed little cunts leap and move like fucking Usain Bolt as soon as the corner is turned into the Monster Munch and Haribo multi pack aisles. It's time the "Big Four" got their act together and took a leaf out of Mr Ali at the Costcutter store who manages perfectly well without all this namby pamby preferential parking malarkey. If you patronise the cheap "pile it high" and "cunts are us" supermarket chains, you consign yourself to a shopping life with the hoi-polloi and great unwashed. Perhaps you fit in with this customer profile..... but don't bore us to death with all the fatuous, grubby detail and episodes you encounter at such gloomy destinations. Do fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: If you patronise the cheap "pile it high" and "cunts are us" supermarket chains, you consign yourself to a shopping life with the hoi-polloi and great unwashed. Perhaps you fit in with this customer profile..... but don't bore us to death with all the fatuous, grubby detail and episodes you encounter at such gloomy destinations. Do fuck off. Tiresome, predictable wanker. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Tiresome, predictable wanker. Fuck off. Ah......on cue our Tesco mystery shopper arrives.........lol. Fuck off peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ah......on cue our Tesco mystery shopper arrives.........lol. Fuck off peasant. Tesco mystery shopper? Care to try and explain exactly what the fuck you are talking about, dopey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Ah......on cue our Tesco mystery shopper arrives.........lol. Fuck off peasant. You know why don't you Punkers. Tesco will soon be delivering their shite by RC drones..... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: You know why don't you Punkers. Tesco will soon be delivering their shite by RC drones..... lol Lol? Well I'm certainly not "lol" at this. Fucking dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Lol? Well I'm certainly not "lol" at this. Fucking dreadful. Yes Tescos are, but if shopping there makes you happy, fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You know why don't you Punkers. Tesco will soon be delivering their shite by RC drones..... lol Yes...... to Mr and Mrs Ape Flat 1a Grenfelclad Apartments Shitsville Excretashire lol. lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes Tescos are, but if shopping there makes you happy, fair enough. The sooner you realise that you and humour are poles apart, the better. Stick to being a sly, devious French wanker - you excel at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Just now, Ape said: The sooner you realise that you and humour are poles apart, the better. Stick to being a sly, devious French wanker - you excel at that. mdr, that's French for lol, you cretin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 2 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: What the fuck is all this "parent & child" parking spaces bollocks close to store entrances. From what I've seen this morning the parents should be forced to park at the maximum possible distance from store entrances.Get the fat little fuckers walking off the blubber that every other skankblob seems to have amassed after stuffing the endless supply of shite down their flabby fucking cake holes. Get inside the store and the fucking morons push the lazy little fuckers round in store trolleys. But then marvel as the lardarsed little cunts leap and move like fucking Usain Bolt as soon as the corner is turned into the Monster Munch and Haribo multi pack aisles. It's time the "Big Four" got their act together and took a leaf out of Mr Ali at the Costcutter store who manages perfectly well without all this namby pamby preferential parking malarkey. Shite. Gypo is 100% right, as always. Most retards are unable to park between the lines anyway so making it easier for parents struggling with unruly kids while drug fuel chavs or doddering cunts seem intent on running them over, makes perfect sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) And as for fat cunts masquerading as Joe Spangles......just to get a Sheriff Spaz Parking Badge..... Fucking annoys me more than Luxembourg. A blue badge shouldn't be enough to let somecunt park next to the shop. It should be perfectly legal for a normal person to demand proof of disability from anycunt parked in a space reserved for the infirm. For instance: Imagine a cunt sporting a set of Stevie Wonder Specs parking in a Spaz bay, getting out of his car and helping his Labrador out the boot. "Aye, aye" you think to yourself. "There's something fishy going on here". So, you should be allowed to challenge this cunt's alleged blindness, by showing him a photo of Natalie fucking Cassidy and seeing if he and his dog vomit. Edited July 3, 2017 by Ollyboro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: And as for fat cunts masquerading as Joe Spangles......just to get a Sheriff Spaz Parking Badge..... Fucking annoys me more than Luxembourg. A blue badge shouldn't be enough to let somecunt park next to the shop. It should be perfectly legal for a normal person to demand proof of disability from anycunt parked in a space reserved for the infirm. For instance: Imagine a cunt sporting a set of Stevie Wonder Specs parking in a Spaz bay, getting out of his car and helping his Labrador out the boot. "Aye, aye" you think to yourself. "There's something fishy going on here" So, you should be allowed to challenge this cunt's alleged blindness, by showing him a photo of Natalie fucking Cassidy and seeing if he and his dog vomit. I've just googled Natalie Cassidy you horrible fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've just googled Natalie Cassidy you horrible fucking cunt! She looks like Sylvester Stallone crossed with a fat chav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's nothing to do with "walking off the blubber". It's because, with babies space is needed to get them out and into the buggy. Its difficult to do that in ordinary spaces. Any person without toddlers, parking in one of these spaces should have the shit kicked out of them by irate mothers. Rubbish! Absolute bollocks!!! Dropping a sprog every year is a matter of choice, not a disability. If it's such a hardship, leave the little turd factory at the council flat with the alcoholic, drug addicted sperm donor and do the shopping from a normal bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rubbish! Absolute bollocks!!! Dropping a sprog every year is a matter of choice, not a disability. If it's such a hardship, leave the little turd factory at the council flat with the alcoholic, drug addicted sperm donor and do the shopping from a normal bay. Yeah because every mother is married to an alcoholic drug addict aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah because every mother is married to an alcoholic drug addict aren't they? What size are you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: What size are you ? Fun size Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fun size That's 9 inches in Spunker's speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 12 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You know why don't you Punkers. Tesco will soon be delivering their shite by RC drones..... lol Fuck me sideways, I remember when you were never remotely amusing, but this???????? Fuck off Frenchie. ROFL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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