Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 21 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I bet you were the one shouting, they were probably gagging and gawking on the smell of your stale piss and skunk breath. That must have truly tested their faith. God bless you Scrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 http://news.sky.com/story/extremist-inmates-moved-to-prison-within-a-prison-at-hmp-frankland-10938524 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: I had quite a row with this pair of brainless cunts after I took the photo ...but then my carer apologised to them about my dementia and pushed my wheelchair back to the day centre. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Just now, Cap'n Cunt said: ...but then my carer apologised to them about my dementia and pushed my wheelchair back to the day centre. I have a mobility scooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 13 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I have a mobility scooter. Hopefully you'll end up one of those senile old coffin dodgers who accidentally takes a slip road onto the M1 while driving it and you get crushed by an articulated lorry in hilarious fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 21 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Hopefully you'll end up one of those senile old coffin dodgers who accidentally takes a slip road onto the M1 while driving it and you get crushed by an articulated lorry in hilarious fashion. I think not .. I will do a loop around the barrier on an automatic level crossing and race across in front of a train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 17 hours ago, Manky said: I read 'Roots' backwards for obvious reasons. I can still recite the collected works of Sven Hassel from memory. I read a dictionary once, it was very interesting but I found the plot hard to follow. Finally, I tracked down a copy of 'The History of Lubrication' at our local library. It was in the non-friction section. Why did they kill the mockingbird and what flew over the cuckoos nest? Manky appears to have been possessed by the ghost of Bob Monkhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 16 hours ago, Roadkill said: You make me look like fucking Da Vinci. Keep it up, 'eavens. It's from my Vision On days and times spent with John Noakes. I'm a lot better with a palette knife & gouche or whilst sat at the wheel and throwing pots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 17 hours ago, Frank said: Nothing more to add Snatch. The cunt's in locked-in mode and about to blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I bet you thought Myra Hindley was marriage material. lol. Pathetic comeback. Now would be a good time for you to become a missing person. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I bet you were the one shouting, they were probably gagging and gawking on the smell of your stale piss and skunk breath. That must have truly tested their faith. Punkers and scrote in their spare time, geese are out of shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Hopefully you'll end up one of those senile old coffin dodgers who accidentally takes a slip road onto the M1 while driving it and you get crushed by an articulated lorry in hilarious fashion. Fucking terrible Stickers, up your game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Describes herself as 'Bubbly' on dating websites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Fucking hell I bet she can't get through a doorway. She doesn't look very old so she must have started on the Aldi ice cream at birth. And how is it that cunts like this don't have stretch marks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 5 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: And how is it that cunts like this don't have stretch marks? I'd wager she's got skid marks. Lots of skid marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Fucking hell I bet she can't get through a doorway. She doesn't look very old so she must have started on the Aldi ice cream at birth. And how is it that cunts like this don't have stretch marks? That's a fucking good point Gobbie, maybe the constant production of whale oil keeps their skin pliant and stretchy. Most of these disgusting cunts use the phrase "it's me glands" whenever their mouths aren't full of cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's a fucking good point Gobbie, maybe the constant production of whale oil keeps their skin pliant and stretchy. Most of these disgusting cunts use the phrase "it's me glands" whenever their mouths aren't full of cake. Stick your nob in a fat bird's mouth and say "it's me glans" Then run way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: Stick your nob in a fat bird's mouth and say "it's me glans" Then run way Better hope she doesn't bite out of reflex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 11 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Better hope she doesn't bite out of reflex. Not at your best today yet....... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Not at your best today yet....... Lol. Yes, but still always better than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Fucking hell. You could kick her in the cunt all day and not hit the same spot twice. At the risk of sounding like I've completely lost the fucking plot, I dare say that Neil himself might actually turn that down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 47 minutes ago, ratcum said: Stick your nob in a fat bird's mouth and say "it's me glans" Then run way It compromises my radical lesbian philosophy Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's a fucking good point Gobbie, maybe the constant production of whale oil keeps their skin pliant and stretchy. Most of these disgusting cunts use the phrase "it's me glands" whenever their mouths aren't full of cake. Punker's has trouble with his gland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 15 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Punker's has trouble with his gland He should stop fiddling with it then lady P. I think he's a devil child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It compromises my radical lesbian philosophy Ratty. jesus had a nob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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