Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You know my like allotment is gone, I'm now relegated to LOL! He doesn't like likes Wiz. I got one off him a couple of weeks ago and he took it back 5 minutes later. He's a heartbreaking tease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Just wait till Winter Orympic come to Korlea New allotment, have a like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He doesn't like likes Wiz. I got one off him a couple of weeks ago and he took it back 5 minutes later. He's a heartbreaking tease. A right funny one too. When he asked the difference between a petrol tanker and a prossie...he had no care about the punchline, he wanted to see if he could get some cunt banned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 Can't you just get banned by saying one of two 'N' words. If you referred to somebody that visually appeared to resemble burnt sienna on the Dulux colour chart that also had a certain fondness for younger persons I understand you could possibly commit a double whammy and expect about 4 weeks, unless your name is Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Can't you just get banned by saying one of two 'N' words. If you referred to somebody that visually appeared to resemble burnt sienna on the Dulux colour chart that also had a certain fondness for younger persons I understand you could possibly commit a double whammy and expect about 4 weeks, unless your name is Punkape. Try the word Twat. It's the latest in highly offensive words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: New allotment, have a like! Give them to Eric. He'll probably mow your lawn for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Give them to Eric. He'll probably mow your lawn for you Pissflaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Give them to Eric. He'll probably mow your lawn for you AS long as it's on the record that I acknowledge a true mastery of cunting when I see it. I can spare Eric the effort, the lawn is sports turf. It looks real, but it never needs a cutting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: AS long as it's on the record that I acknowledge a true mastery of cunting when I see it. I can spare Eric the effort, the lawn is sports turf. It looks real, but it never needs a cutting. Now you're showing off with your fancy 'sports turf' Wiz, I've just got old fashioned 'activity concrete'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 I think that this sign might stop machine gun bullets hitting the two cunts behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 22 hours ago, ratcum said: Just wait till Winter Orympic come to Korlea Clwunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Now you're showing off with your fancy 'sports turf' Wiz, I've just got old fashioned 'activity concrete'. Fuck off Pen! You posted the exact same moment I did, but it was your drivel that made it into the thread! @Eric Cuntman The wife likes some green year round. It's also humourous watching the cunty fucking neighbours attempting to one up my perfectly manicured and kept lawn. The old fucking bastard a few down and across collapsed in the heat last year fidgeting about trying to clip every blade the same length. We decided we should call for medical help when large birds of prey began pecking at his eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fuck off Pen! You posted the exact same moment I did, but it was your drivel that made it into the thread! @Eric Cuntman The wife likes some green year round. It's also humourous watching the cunty fucking neighbours attempting to one up my perfectly manicured and kept lawn. The old fucking bastard a few down and across collapsed in the heat last year fidgeting about trying to clip every blade the same length. We decided we should call for medical help when large birds of prey began pecking at his eyes! Well, I learn something everyday. I knew she took smack, but smoking weed? Blow me. Times must be tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fuck off Pen! You posted the exact same moment I did, but it was your drivel that made it into the thread! @Eric Cuntman The wife likes some green year round. It's also humourous watching the cunty fucking neighbours attempting to one up my perfectly manicured and kept lawn. The old fucking bastard a few down and across collapsed in the heat last year fidgeting about trying to clip every blade the same length. We decided we should call for medical help when large birds of prey began pecking at his eyes! And they say neighbours don't care about each other any more. The silly old cunt should've got himself a goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 30, 2017 Report Share Posted June 30, 2017 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And they say neighbours don't care about each other any more. The silly old cunt should've got himself a goat. It was my lovely wife's decision to call. I would have let the old cunt die, he's a fucking prick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 20 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I think that this sign might stop machine gun bullets hitting the two cunts behind it. Is he Manic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 20 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I think that this sign might stop machine gun bullets hitting the two cunts behind it. Blimey, has Janet Streetpreacher been converted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Is he Manic? Yes, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Blimey, has Janet Streetpreacher been converted? Janet Streetsweeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Janet Streetsweeper. Janet Sweetstreeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 33 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Janet Sweetstreeter. Janet Streetwalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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