Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 What a complete and utter despicable fucking cunt. Murders a yank teenage girl on holiday, and gloats about it. Gets caught in Peru after killing another bird, gets prison, and then taunts the first dead girls family with the possibility of telling them where her body is, only tot ry to blackmail and extort money from them. As is usual, some exceptionally stupid cow fell in love with the horrid little shit and shat out his sprog. Kill all of them...start up the tree chippers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: What a complete and utter despicable fucking cunt. Murders a yank teenage girl on holiday, and gloats about it. Gets caught in Peru after killing another bird, gets prison, and then taunts the first dead girls family with the possibility of telling them where her body is, only tot ry to blackmail and extort money from them. As is usual, some exceptionally stupid cow fell in love with the horrid little shit and shat out his sprog. Kill all of them...start up the tree chippers! Do you remember the Van de Kerkoff twins who played for Holland ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Do you remember the Van de Kerkoff twins who played for Holland ? No, sorry I don't. I saw a documentary on this disgusting shitcunt, and did a search to see if he had been nommed. I couldn't believe he didn't have his own topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: No, sorry I don't. I saw a documentary on this disgusting shitcunt, and did a search to see if he had been nommed. I couldn't believe he didn't have his own topic. The Van de Kerkoffs were the first twins to play for Holland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Van de Kerkoffs were the first twins to play for Holland. I was just googling them, they apparently had at least a shared chromosome for being mischievous cunts. At least they weren't cold blooded killers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I was just googling them, they apparently had at least a shared chromosome for being mischievous cunts. At least they weren't cold blooded killers. That we know of. Something eerie about twins, especially ginger ones, like those little bastards out of the shining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I was just googling them, they apparently had at least a shared chromosome for being mischievous cunts. At least they weren't cold blooded killers. Lee van Cleef often played killers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Lee van Cleef often played killers.. He was also up the arse, like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That we know of. Something eerie about twins, especially ginger ones, like those little bastards out of the shining. You aint kiddin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Lee van Cleef often played killers.. Angel Eyes....Van Cleef did it with style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That we know of. Something eerie about twins, especially ginger ones, like those little bastards out of the shining. "Come play with us, Danny!" It would be "BAM...five across the eyes for the lot of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You aint kiddin' This is why brothers and sisters from Norfolk and Harwich should be kept apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is why brothers and sisters from Norfolk and Harwich should be kept apart. and brothers and brothers. It's Punkers on the Right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You aint kiddin' @nobgobbler As the only lady on duty tonight, whaddya reckon to these handsome dreamboats? Try and control yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 38 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Angel Eyes....Van Cleef did it with style. "Once I'm paid, I always see the job through" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: "Once I'm paid, I always see the job through" "We heard of you too Plissken" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @nobgobbler As the only lady on duty tonight, whaddya reckon to these handsome dreamboats? Try and control yourself! My first thought is "fucking hell they've been hit with the ugly stick", shortly followed by "I could commit murder just looking at the cunts". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 They can't fool us , which is the one that won Wimbledon ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You aint kiddin' Aren't these two usually put up as being "mentally ill peasants"...? If so, why has the one on the left got a watch, which back then were fucking expensive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 24 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Aren't these two usually put up as being "mentally ill peasants"...? If so, why has the one on the left got a watch, which back then were fucking expensive? That my Friend, is no ordinary timepiece. It's a Rolecks Oister. He swapped it for a model aeroplane with Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "We heard of you too Plissken" "Get off your horse and drink some mi..." Oh fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @nobgobbler As the only lady on duty tonight, whaddya reckon to these handsome dreamboats? Try and control yourself! They're actually South African brothers born with a birth defect. They're both still alive today in a nursing home and have the mental capacity of five year olds. They actually have a copy of the original photograph on their wardrobe door, apparently the photographer just caught them on a bad day: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: They're actually South African brothers born with a birth defect. They're both still alive today in a nursing home and have the mental capacity of five year olds. They actually have a copy of the original photograph on their wardrobe door, apparently the photographer just caught them on a bad day: Have you got a picture of their Mother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They're actually South African brothers born with a birth defect. They're both still alive today in a nursing home and have the mental capacity of five year olds. They actually have a copy of the original photograph on their wardrobe door, apparently the photographer just caught them on a bad day: Fuck! I thought it was an un-airbrushed photo of the Krays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck! I thought it was an un-airbrushed photo of the Krays. I always thought they looked like Tom Hardy in the younger one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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