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Guest Alfie Noakes

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3 hours ago, Neil said:

Fucking hell,some of you cunts need your fucking eyes tested,how you can go on about who you'd prefer to fuck from Cuntdown without mentioning Rachel is fucking beyond me.As Jimmy Carr once said "I'd walk barefoot across hot coals to suck the cock of the last man to fuck her".....Id ride it like Dettori on a derby winner ,only id probably fall off after a furlong or so

Vorderman is a fucking Rottweiler, Dent would just be fucking grateful

Neil, your faux-reluctance to shag not one, but two women does not fucking wash with me, and is about as convincing as Sean Connery's Russian act in the Cunt for Red October. Given even the vaguest sniff of either of their whispy mounds, and you'd be up to the cannon wheels before you've even spotted some curtains to wipe your cock on afterwards.

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