Stubby Pecker Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 2 hours ago, nocti said: If not wanting to fuck her makes someone a poof, then I'm with Rev I'm afraid. But not in a gay way. She looks like she could arm wrestle a fucking JCB into instant submission. Although I would've fucked her eyeballs out of their sockets before that pasty unfunny Irish Kielty cunt chucked his mashed potato over her. I won't go as far as the Reverend in saying that I want them both dead, but I would like both the cunts ground into dust, and fed to Robbie Williams in gel capsules which have to be forced down his throat with a pizza cutter. Id pay good money to see any sporting event where robbie fat cunt druggie Williams suffers an agonising and gore splattered death, he was no. 1 on my CC woodchipper list. Staked out on an athletics field is one that comes to mind, as the javelins, hammers and discus come raining down. Set the cunt on fire to make a better target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Id pay good money to see any sporting event where robbie fat cunt druggie Williams suffers an agonising and gore splattered death, he was no. 1 on my CC woodchipper list. Staked out on an athletics field is one that comes to mind, as the javelins, hammers and discus come raining down. Set the cunt on fire to make a better target. Out of likes. I often think of Robbie whilst sharpening my vast collection of axes, machetes and Killy things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Id pay good money to see any sporting event where robbie fat cunt druggie Williams suffers an agonising and gore splattered death, he was no. 1 on my CC woodchipper list. Staked out on an athletics field is one that comes to mind, as the javelins, hammers and discus come raining down. Set the cunt on fire to make a better target. Before the bonfire, would it be too much to ask for a swarm of army ants and Japanese Hornets to descend upon him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Before the bonfire, would it be too much to ask for a swarm of army ants and Japanese Hornets to descend upon him? Shouldn't think so. Any biting or stinging invertebrate would do as long as doesn't kill him and spoil the main event of crunching bone and spilling of intestines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Shouldn't think so. Any biting or stinging invertebrate would do as long as doesn't kill him and spoil the main event of crunching bone and spilling of intestines Out of likes, Stubbs. I've been reckless with my allotment today, finally got burned....see what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Rev said: I don't watch Tennis; it's a fucking poof's game...a bit like football. That charisma-resistant cunt-blister Murray and his fucking reptilian man-mother could be turned into a coarse pâté in a head-on collision for all I fucking care. They give us Jock cunts a bad name. I want them dead. A winning Murray = a fine British hero, a great man. A losing Murray = a useless Scots bastard. Fucking cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 22 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You have to pity the child. It's going to look like an over cooked black pudding beaten with a tenderizer and have fewer IQ points than an amputees shoe size. Is this the racist munter thread? Rather funny that years ago russian sportswomen look liked a rugby back four, and the Murricans were all california girls, This is the Russians now... Maria Kirilenko... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is this the racist munter thread? Rather funny that years ago russian sportswomen look liked a rugby back four, and the Murricans were all california girls, This is the Russians now... Maria Kirilenko... You're not wrong there. The Russkie hod-carriers of yesteryear were anally force-fed with Borscht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is this the racist munter thread? Rather funny that years ago russian sportswomen look liked a rugby back four, and the Murricans were all california girls, This is the Russians now... Maria Kirilenko... I've just watched the Chase USA, Texan girls have much to offer, host Brooke Burns is fucking delectable. And we get Bradley fucking Walsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 51 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Is this the racist munter thread? Rather funny that years ago russian sportswomen look liked a rugby back four, and the Murricans were all california girls, This is the Russians now... Maria Kirilenko... Great work ding. I sense a lot of this with Wimbledon on the horizon, a top 10 perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 19 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Great work ding. I sense a lot of this with Wimbledon on the horizon, a top 10 perhaps. I make you right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 21 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I make you right. Thank fuck that's not Serena Williams. Can you just imagine her getting stuck in that position in her current state? It would be remaking the Meaning of Life all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Thank fuck that's not Serena Williams. Can you just imagine her getting stuck in that position in her current state? It would be remaking the Meaning of Life all over again. T'would be like the jaws of hell or The Grand Canyon. Incidentally, you may have better eyes than me... Was the ball in or was it out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Thank fuck that's not Serena Williams. Can you just imagine her getting stuck in that position in her current state? It would be remaking the Meaning of Life all over again. Have a gander at Venus instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: Have a gander at Venus instead MY EYES! You cunt! Is that a tanning line on that planetoid like arse?? WTF would she be sunbathing for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 20 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Have a gander at Venus instead Less I be mistaken, that's a Walnut Whip. I'd wager that her clanker is as rank as an out of date fig-roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 Here's one for the Wimbles amongst you. Name the player, not the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Have a gander at Venus instead You vile despicable shit cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 and here's one for you Stubbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 18 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Have a gander at Venus instead Venus, we can almost see ur anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Venus, we can almost see ur anus. Henman... we have a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Henman... we have a problem. Were in danger from a black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Were in danger from a black hole. ... and a fallout of defunct space debris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Here's one for the Wimbles amongst you. Name the player, not the cunt. Does the name really matter? It's tennis. At least this participant is of the fit female variety...possibly lezzer, most certainly a candidate to have her back door busted by me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 29, 2017 Report Share Posted June 29, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: and here's one for you Stubbs. Top shelf, Eavens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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