Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 I can see it now... "Serena Williams Robinsons Barley Waters Break on Centre Court" http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40422852/pregnant-serena-williams-poses-naked-on-the-cover-of-vanity-fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 47 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I can see it now... "Serena Williams Robinsons Barley Waters Break on Centre Court" http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40422852/pregnant-serena-williams-poses-naked-on-the-cover-of-vanity-fair Looks like the creature that startled David Attenborough in a clearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 She can be 8 months pregnant with huge ankles due to water retention and still win tournaments, if the standard of the rest of women's tennis is anything to go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Looks like the creature that startled David Attenborough in a clearing. I was thinking more along the lines of that bearded cunt with a lisp who used to say: "Wummage awound in ve wundergwowth" I can't qwite wemember his nayme. It's not on the tip of my tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I was thinking more along the lines of that bearded cunt with a lisp who used to say: "Wummage awound in ve wundergwowth" I can't qwite wemember his nayme. It's not on the tip of my tongue. David Bellemy and his "Wuwal wetweet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: David Bellemy and his "Wuwal wetweet" That's the geezer! TOP MARKS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I can see it now... "Serena Williams Robinsons Barley Waters Break on Centre Court" http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40422852/pregnant-serena-williams-poses-naked-on-the-cover-of-vanity-fair Where's the baby? In her belly or that fat arse? That piccy looks like some of those wierd Punch cartoons from the 1800s mentioning certain, er, natives... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Where's the baby? In her belly or that fat arse? That piccy looks like some of those wierd Punch cartoons from the 1800s mentioning certain, er, natives... Well, she is having a backward child, and so work it out for yourself? I aint saying nuffink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 You have to pity the child. It's going to look like an over cooked black pudding beaten with a tenderizer and have fewer IQ points than an amputees shoe size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: You have to pity the child. It's going to look like an over cooked black pudding beaten with a tenderizer and have fewer IQ points than an amputees shoe size. She'll probably have straight sets of quiplets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: She'll probably have straight sets of quiplets. Certainly we can count on the most original children's names; Love, deuce, Adin, Adout, and Ace. Hopefully Maria Sharapova will be there for a backhand return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Certainly we can count on the most original children's names; Love, deuce, Adin, Adout, and Ace. Hopefully Maria Sharapova will be there for a backhand return. If it pops out a half-chat then there's one Bjorn every minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: If it pops out a half-chat then there's one Bjorn every minute. Let's hope she doesn't have a miscarriage, the squealing of the balls were in will grate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: Let's hope she doesn't have a miscarriage, the squealing of the balls were in will grate. I just hope she don't have a Murray Mount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I just hope she don't have a Murray Mount. Or a Henman Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Certainly we can count on the most original children's names; Love, deuce, Adin, Adout, and Ace. Hopefully Maria Sharapova will be there for a backhand return. African-American women have an odd habit of giving their daughters preposterously twee names, like Precious, Treasure etc'. Never give them names appropriate to the way they end up as adults though, like, Cake Nemesis, or ChickenBucket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Or a Henman Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: That's the geezer! TOP MARKS! Absolute cunt. Edited June 28, 2017 by Witheredscrote You, not Bellamy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: That's the geezer! TOP MARKS! 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: That's the geezer! TOP MARKS! Fuck. Before I saw the reply from Gyps, I was saying wurwal wetweets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm not a fan of tennis, but I used to watch it when McEnroe was playing, because of the tantrums, but also his ridiculous amount of talent. I watched him play a few young tennis superstars in some friendly matches when he was in his 50s, and he was still pissing all over them for the first half hour, until stamina and fitness began to prevail. I'm not an expert but I don't think there'll ever be another player to match him on sheer ability. Much like O'Sullivan in snooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not a fan of tennis, but I used to watch it when McEnroe was playing, because of the tantrums, but also his ridiculous amount of talent. I watched him play a few young tennis superstars in some friendly matches when he was in his 50s, and he was still pissing all over them for the first half hour, until stamina and fitness began to prevail. I'm not an expert but I don't think there'll ever be another player to match him on sheer ability. Much like O'Sullivan in snooker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Don't start that Facebook shit with me. It's gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't start that Facebook shit with me. It's gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: That's better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm not a fan of tennis, but I used to watch it when McEnroe was playing, because of the tantrums, but also his ridiculous amount of talent. I watched him play a few young tennis superstars in some friendly matches when he was in his 50s, and he was still pissing all over them for the first half hour, until stamina and fitness began to prevail. I'm not an expert but I don't think there'll ever be another player to match him on sheer ability. Much like O'Sullivan in snooker. I liked Borg, when I was young, him and McEnroe had some great matches. Tennis has been shit since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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