Stubby Pecker Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 We all remember the riots in lundon when the police rightly shot some gun totting scum bag pretending to be a set trippin' OG from the da hood of Compton causing all the bluds to trash the place making it even fucking worse than it was. A much small disturbance happen a few nights ago when scum bags of the same ilk kicked off after one of their bro's died "because of police brutality innit". Said little shits claimed serious injuries to head, neck and spine, a broken collar bone and bleeding on the brain. Well fuck me sideways, a post-mortem found no signs of these or any other injuries only packages in his throat, as yet unknown. So the twat died hiding drugs, serves him fucking right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: We all remember the riots in lundon when the police rightly shot some gun totting scum bag pretending to be a set trippin' OG from the da hood of Compton causing all the bluds to trash the place making it even fucking worse than it was. A much small disturbance happen a few nights ago when scum bags of the same ilk kicked off after one of their bro's died "because of police brutality innit". Said little shits claimed serious injuries to head, neck and spine, a broken collar bone and bleeding on the brain. Well fuck me sideways, a post-mortem found no signs of these or any other injuries only packages in his throat, as yet unknown. So the twat died hiding drugs, serves him fucking right. Can someone translate this ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: Can someone translate this ? Some ethnic chaps were probably being surly and rather aggressive after one of their cohorts received a well deserved reprimand from her majesty's constabulary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: Can someone translate this ? Plod battered a thieving junky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Plod battered a thieving junky. He still won't get that, you need to say "a constable soundly thrashed a miscreant". I've learned Punkanese.(the language, not the hideous practices) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He still won't get that, you need to say "a constable soundly thrashed a miscreant". I've learned Punkanese.(the language, not the hideous practices) Of course. And perhaps I should have included the words arse and truncheon, just to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Of course. And perhaps I should have included the words arse and truncheon, just to be sure. Probably best not to get him too excited at this hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 27, 2017 Report Share Posted June 27, 2017 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably best not to get him too excited at this hour. Indeed. His Bangladeshi lady boy can't take another buggering. The anal tears from yesterday haven't healed yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 Packages in his throat? Not another cunt moonlighting as a Deliveroo driver whilst still signing on, no doubt. I hope my new fidget spinner wasn't in one of the packages as it still hasn't arrived. Cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Can someone translate this ? Translated..... Have you been in a police cell in London ramming your package down some guys throat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 3 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Translated..... Have you been in a police cell in London ramming your package down some guys throat? Pervert oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Pervert oik. You are such a disgraceful excuse for a human being. False morals, delusions of grandeur and fake wealth coupled with a full range of biggotry. You loathsome trolling worm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 27 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You are such a disgraceful excuse for a human being. False morals, delusions of grandeur and fake wealth coupled with a full range of biggotry. You loathsome trolling worm! A loathsome trolling worm that our mods are happy to give Carte Blanche to and then send punters who make good and funny contributions straight to the cooler when they don't like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 28, 2017 Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: A loathsome trolling worm that our mods are happy to give Carte Blanche to and then send punters who make good and funny contributions straight to the cooler when they don't like it. I know, but goading him and teasing him can be a laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: I know, but goading him and teasing him can be a laugh! Correct, because he's a cum gargling shit stabber par excellence who'd sink to any level of depraved sexual antics for a fiver. Plus his act also condones kiddie fiddlers and sky fairy's in a pathetic attempt to get others banned for accusing him of being a nonce, the fucking poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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