Guest N/A Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Glastonbury......used to be for the young and music faithful fan now it's all mac d's , organised glamping and parks for your £65,000 refurbished VW camper van. Place is filled with old airline pilots and their wives with Woodstock hair braided especially at a salon for the weekend. However the most cuntish behaviour is reserved for those upper middle class cunts whose daddy works at EMI, who get to the front in the mosh pit and stick up those fuck awful flags on poles so that no other fucker can see. What utter self centred cuntish behaviour from a class of over privileged persons who deserves nothing better than to get home on Monday to find Meehnuo and her 13 surviving family members from Glenfield have moved in next door to their £2.4m flat in Kensington....for free. There is a God. (Only he isn't tanned and does not like lots of people turning up at his gates on fire and smelling of cordurite asking where the 40 virgins are !!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 34 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Glastonbury......used to be for the young and music faithful fan now it's all mac d's , organised glamping and parks for your £65,000 refurbished VW camper van. Place is filled with old airline pilots and their wives with Woodstock hair braided especially at a salon for the weekend. However the most cuntish behaviour is reserved for those upper middle class cunts whose daddy works at EMI, who get to the front in the mosh pit and stick up those fuck awful flags on poles so that no other fucker can see. What utter self centred cuntish behaviour from a class of over privileged persons who deserves nothing better than to get home on Monday to find Meehnuo and her 13 surviving family members from Glenfield have moved in next door to their £2.4m flat in Kensington....for free. There is a God. (Only he isn't tanned and does not like lots of people turning up at his gates on fire and smelling of cordurite asking where the 40 virgins are !!!) I went there in the early 80s and realised what a cuntfest it was when the handful of fucking toilets get bunged up after 8 hours and the smell of shit permeates the whole fucking site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 If I wanted to listen to a load of shit music in the open air I'd go and see the Sally Army in the local park on Sunday afternoon. It's free and there's some proper bogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Burn them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Kris Kristofferson has always made my ears bleed but last night's shitfest was a joke. Off key cunt. And he wasn't the only one either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Ban it along with football. Cunts the lot of them. And poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 "Someone should build a bypass over this shithole." - Nicky Wire, Manic Street Preachers, addressing the Glastonbury audience, 1994 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 A nice set from Elbow. And Jeremy Corbyn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 14 minutes ago, Rick_B said: A nice set from Elbow. And Jeremy Corbyn. You know the drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Rick_B said: A nice set from Elbow. And Jeremy Corbyn. Elbow are fucking boring.one of lifes mysteries how the fuck they get a record deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 The place will be full of drug dealers and tossers... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: The place will be full of drug dealers and tossers... I didn't know you were a festival man Spunkers. What's the crazy golf course like there? Have you managed to pop the ball into the clown's mouth? Is the weather any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 55 minutes ago, Punkape said: The place will be full of drug dealers and tossers... That would be all your known associates then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: That would be all your known associates then. You'll be with your rent boy at the moment.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: "Someone should build a bypass over this shithole." - Nicky Wire, Manic Street Preachers, addressing the Glastonbury audience, 1994 Didn't they have a photo of that footballer giving the 'v' sign and the words "man don't give a fuck" on one of their record sleeves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: You'll be with your rent boy at the moment.... lol. Actually I am with my wife, a real woman, something you have no desire for or experience with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Actually I am with my wife, a real woman, something you have no desire for or experience with. That's what you say....., lol. I bet you were gutted when Ronnie Kray got married.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: That's what you say....., lol. I bet you were gutted when Ronnie Kray got married.... lol. Not half as gutted as you would have been if you had met him for real. He would have seen you as a toffee nosed posh boy and would have spread your giblets along a dark alleyway somewhere. "But 'im and 'is bruvvers lavved their old mam, they was such good boys you see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 9 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Not half as gutted as you would have been if you had met him for real. He would have seen you as a toffee nosed posh boy and would have spread your giblets along a dark alleyway somewhere. "But 'im and 'is bruvvers lavved their old mam, they was such good boys you see? Punkers wishes he could have met the kray brothers being that they were a pair of shit stabbing rough un's who would have knocked seven bells of shit out of the snivelling little cunt before and after a good back scuttling. Very similar to the treatment he gets from his dusky skinned pimps on a nightly basis, the fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Punkers wishes he could have met the kray brothers being that they were a pair of shit stabbing rough un's who would have knocked seven bells of shit out of the snivelling little cunt before and after a good back scuttling. Very similar to the treatment he gets from his dusky skinned pimps on a nightly basis, the fucking poof. It would remind him of his school days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 9 hours ago, Punkape said: You'll be with your rent boy at the moment.... lol. I've noticed that you don't post during the time frame that Dr Who is on. I've also heard Leroy calls your ringpiece the tardis because it's bigger on the inside. I don't know why, but I have an image of you going to Dr Who conventions dressed as a Dalek, standing on a little podium all of your own shouting E J A C U L A T E at every man who passes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 14 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: "Someone should build a bypass over this shithole." - Nicky Wire, Manic Street Preachers, addressing the Glastonbury audience, 1994 Preferably on the same weekend as the festival. 11 hours ago, nocti said: I didn't know you were a festival man Spunkers. What's the crazy golf course like there? Have you managed to pop the ball into the clown's mouth? Is the weather any good? You spelt cock wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 Call me old fashioned but there was a time when Glastonbury Festival was worth it's weight in mud. It has now however, become a fairground for guttersnipes & admirers of 24 carat shite and a flaffal-fal burger, served up by an African Druid. This years 'musical' line-up consists of fuck-knows who's & unheard-of's, and one-hit wonderboys knocking out a 40 minute rendition of their 10 year old shit whilst milking the crowd for all that they're worth. The Pyramid Stage (and the adjoining fields) now reeks of Rappers Faeces (an up & coming act from Islington) Oh well, at least we have Bee Gee Tips to look forward to, doing the Hokey Cokey with Ed Shenanigan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 I can't stop watching though in case I miss something good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 This is good, I mean you can't not like it surely. Sigrid, Don't Kill My Vibe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnVkhTM01K4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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