Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: There was a girl on PornHub the other day with the inscription from the one ring in Lord of The Rings around her arsehole. Quite a novelty I'm sure you'd agree, but I found myself wondering about the practicality of such a thing when it would make your shit invisible. Surely it would make wiping quite a chore. I once saw a bird in a porn clip getting a star tattooed on her ring piece! She was fit, and the clip gave me the 'orn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 6 hours ago, ratcum said: It felt dirty Authoritah. Good dirty Just been looking at your new avatar .. how long has your pecker been yellow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: What kinda tat you have. . Python sliding out of bugs bunnys arsehole probably..or some other boring man's effort to avoid looking like a boring man Panzerknacker None of your fucking business, you barely-literate piece of scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 A great career move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: None of your fucking business, you barely-literate piece of scum. I was right. . It must be fucking awful... .cmon apey baby ..tellus about your lairy bit of ink Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 27 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I was right. . It must be fucking awful... .cmon apey baby ..tellus about your lairy bit of ink Panzerknacker It's almost 9am. Shouldn't you be at work, Pansy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: It's almost 9am. Shouldn't you be at work, Pansy? I've an appointment at 9.30 but it's Monday so the client is probably still in bed after her weekend of excess. .I'll have to be extra firm and punish her Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: A great career move. Brave choice there wuggers. .I'd say yer batin the ladies off ya with a stick that has dog shite on the end of it Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I've an appointment at 9.30 but it's Monday so the client is probably still in bed after her weekend of excess. .I'll have to be extra firm and punish her Panzerknacker There's no need to explain yourself to me, honestly. Seeing as you have a penchant for such activities, are you planning to plough her backdoors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: There's no need to explain yourself to me, honestly. Seeing as you have a penchant for such activities, are you planning to plough her backdoors? No..today it's stretches and a light 5k run followed by a few isometrics Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 Just now, Panzerknacker said: No..today it's stretches and a light 5k run followed by a few isometrics Panzerknacker Are you going to leave enough time to fulfil your routine mammoth wank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 5 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Just been looking at your new avatar .. how long has your pecker been yellow? fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 14 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: What kinda tat you have. . Python sliding out of bugs bunnys arsehole probably..or some other boring man's effort to avoid looking like a boring man Panzerknacker Fucking hell, I've had a shit day at work, come home in a mood, and this has just cheered me up. Python out of bugs bunnys arsehole is probably the best line I've seen you come out with. When I get my like quota back ill be sure to share one with you. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 19 hours ago, King_Cunt said: How is it possible that the cunts soaking up the tax payers money, on the dole, can afford these things anyway, and they ALL seem to be covered in these things... I remember a guy, I previously worked with, getting one of those 'sleeves' done, he asked me, when he finally had it finished which seemed to take forever, what I thought, apparently telling him 'it looked like one of his kids had forgotten to take its ADD meds and gone crazy with a felt tip', wasn't the right answer...cunt.. Oh yes it was... 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: I wouldn't put it past him. The man who delivered my pizza the other day was wearing flip flops - a bad omen, as you well know. pizza delivery drivers can wear flipflops, but only if they're on the scooters, 'Elf n Safety an all that.. 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I once saw a bird in a porn clip getting a star tattooed on her ring piece! She was fit, and the clip gave me the 'orn! Twinkle twinkle little star... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Oh yes it was... pizza delivery drivers can wear flipflops, but only if they're on the scooters, 'Elf n Safety an all that.. Twinkle twinkle little star... I'm gonna tear you and leave a scar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm gonna tear you and leave a scar! Steady on Wiz! He's a Yorkshireman and almost certainly trained in the deadly art of Ecky-Thump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Steady on Wiz! He's a Yorkshireman and almost certainly trained in the deadly art of Ecky-Thump. *whoosh* Go on Wiz. slap the thick cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 20 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: With any luck, in years to come, these will cause some fatal disease that rots the bone marrow or makes the head explode. Visiting fucking morrisons in grotty glawster is a dreadful experience at the best of times but now the suns out vile chavy cunts with their guttural slurred speech lurch around the place buying crisps, special brew and relentless for an evening of fucking the local slags to breed more of their human detritus. And of course, every one of these cunts has an oh so original tat; the slags have the name of their 3rd illegitimate brown brat stamped on the neck or forearm in Sanskrit or jap, the blobs that are blokes some indecipherable shite all up both arms to prove they're hard. Back in the day, SOME tats looked ok, now they're the badge of an utter cuntbreed who I wouldn't piss on if on fire, rather have me running for a petrol can to ensure the jobs done properly. Stoops, Baby-Darling, as spotted on the ferry to France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Steady on Wiz! He's a Yorkshireman and almost certainly trained in the deadly art of Ecky-Thump. We were referring to the bird with the ring piece tattooed with a star! That I'd gape and give the scar! NSFW!!! http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=female+anus+star+tattoo&&view=detail&mid=A87044562CCD1BEBF1B4A87044562CCD1BEBF1B4&FORM=VRDGAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: We were referring to the bird with the ring piece tattooed with a star! That I'd gape and give the scar! NSFW!!! http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=female+anus+star+tattoo&&view=detail&mid=A87044562CCD1BEBF1B4A87044562CCD1BEBF1B4&FORM=VRDGAR NSFW ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: NSFW ? Not Safe For Work, mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 57 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Stoops, Baby-Darling, as spotted on the ferry to France. The owner of this tattoo can only be French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 31 minutes ago, Wolfie said: The owner of this tattoo can only be French. Forgive me, but where is word "cunt" in bold ink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Forgive me, but where is word "cunt" in bold ink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 19, 2017 Report Share Posted June 19, 2017 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Forgive me, but where is word "cunt" in bold ink? Jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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