Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Go on Punkers, you know you want to. Anyway I'm bored. I keep getting banned.......comrade Rick and comrade Roops have got it in for me....... lol. So much for freedom of bleach....... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: I keep getting banned.......comrade Rick and comrade Roops have got it in for me....... lol. So much for freedom of bleach....... lol. It's getting worse everywhere Punkers. My farmer neighbour has just been arrested for pouring 5 litres of Javal over a market trader's fruit stall for trying to rip him off. The gendarmes have charged him with a bleach of the peach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Prime Minister Theresa May says there will be a "proper investigation" into the Grenfell Tower blaze. So everything will be ok then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 I like your new avatar Pen. However, you're still a boring old slag. Good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Prime Minister Theresa May says there will be a "proper investigation" into the Grenfell Tower blaze. So everything will be ok then. Fucking shame she wasn't on the top floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Most of you think that if something or someone is brown, it's automatically evil. Well here's something that's as white as you are and yet far more evil than any cod muslim. It's Japanese mooli, a root vegetable in the radish family. You may laugh at me now but there'll come a day when you won't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Hooley Mooli! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: Most of you think that if something or someone is brown, it's automatically evil. Well here's something that's as white as you are and yet far more evil than any cod muslim. It's Japanese mooli, a root vegetable in the radish family. You may laugh at me now but there'll come a day when you won't The daikon does look a bit like the penis of a cadaver, but as you rightly say, no substitute for a parsnip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 How many more of these tower block death traps have been fatally modified by cunt builders under the direction of cunt authorities ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Most of you think that if something or someone is brown, it's automatically evil. Well here's something that's as white as you are and yet far more evil than any cod muslim. It's Japanese mooli, a root vegetable in the radish family. You may laugh at me now but there'll come a day when you won't You've failed, Ratty. These things are positively ethnic compared to my complexion. I have to wear long sleeved t-shirts so that I'm not blinded by the sun reflecting off my own forearms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I have had two posts deleted today already so maybe not...... Well maybe you should keep your fucking mouth shut you stupid cunt. I'm sure you're hoping some of the survivors will be diagnosed with cancer in the near future but you're to scarred to say, you vile cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: How many more of these tower block death traps have been fatally modified by cunt builders under the direction of cunt authorities ? Who cares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You've failed, Ratty. These things are positively ethnic compared to my complexion. I have to wear long sleeved t-shirts so that I'm not blinded by the sun reflecting off my own forearms. Do moths bump into you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Most of you think that if something or someone is brown, it's automatically evil. Well here's something that's as white as you are and yet far more evil than any cod muslim. It's Japanese mooli, a root vegetable in the radish family. You may laugh at me now but there'll come a day when you won't What's the scale on these ratters? If they're over 8 inches, punkers will be legging it down waitrose first thing for a dozen of the girthiest. I expect he'll blacken them up a bit under the grill first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Well maybe you should keep your fucking mouth shut you stupid cunt. I'm sure you're hoping some of the survivors will be diagnosed with cancer in the near future but you're to scarred to say, you vile cunt. If you get cancer i'll steal your chemotherapy equipment.... lol. wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: How many more of these tower block death traps have been fatally modified by cunt builders under the direction of cunt authorities ? We don't know yet, but there have been reports that there were no functioning sprinklers or audible fire alarms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Rick_B said: We don't know yet, but there have been reports that there were no functioning sprinklers or audible fire alarms. Any idea what caused this fire/explosion in the manly immigrant block? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Any idea what caused this fire/explosion in the manly immigrant block? It may have been a jihadist with a faulty time-switch...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: If you get cancer i'll steal your chemotherapy equipment.... lol. wanker. Whoa Punkers, don't steal it, you could get into trouble. I'm in remission, and have loads left, Call round, you can have it for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Whoa Punkers, don't steal it, you could get in trouble. I'm in remission, and have loads left, Call round, you can have it for free. Lol. Are you still shitting into a bag ? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Lol. Are you still shitting into a bag ? Lol. Yes, and Sharwoods are paying me a fortune....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Lol. Are you still shitting into a bag ? Lol. Out of lube again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, and Sharwoods are paying me a fortune....lol If Stubby Pecker had arse cancer and a colostomy...... his civil partner would fuck his colostomy bag for old times sake......... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Hooley Mooli! that's fuckin awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: that's fuckin awful So is that photo of the Maureen Lipman impersonator you're using. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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