Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I do struggle on my quarter of mil per year that's truly minimal wage for me. How many kids do you have to be raking that much in benefits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: He also knocks back 100ml of jizz from every bloke at the gay bar glory hole. I don't doubt that for one moment, but who'd ever believe it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 On 10/06/2017 at 5:30 PM, 'eavensabove said: In this topsy turvy labour intensive slave-driven world of ours, job satisfaction is the name of the game? Perhaps. I cannot imagine those who have to work and hate every minute of it, or even worse, those who do fuck all except for moaning & groaning about what they do and yet still choose to do it. I'm well happy doing what I do, but what about you? Are you for example, nothing but a worthless piece of expendable shite to Your employer or having the life of Old Riley? '...nothing but a worthless piece of expendable shite to Your employer' Guilty, as charged ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, r-soles said: '...nothing but a worthless piece of expendable shite to Your employer' Guilty, as charged ! Poor thing. What is your vocation & employment status ? Apple's may be able to assist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 25 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Poor thing. What is your vocation & employment status ? Apple's may be able to assist. I'm only interested in his assistance if he can give me the winning lottery numbers for next weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, r-soles said: I'm only interested in his assistance if he can give me the winning lottery numbers for next weekend. I can give you last weeks if that's any help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I can give you last weeks if that's any help. It isn't, thanks all the same. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, r-soles said: It isn't, thanks all the same. The lottery's a cunt anyway. Add up all of the wasted 2 quids and you'd save £2 per week... Multiply that by 4 and then divide by 52 and you've more than enough to get along with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 On 10/07/2017 at 7:53 AM, Bill Stickers said: How many kids do you have to be raking that much in benefits? Sorry Bill, but some of us do have jobs that pay over the minimum wage. I've never claimed benefits in my life but every month my tax pays for all the kosovos in Stratford and has some left over to keep Ape in rizlas and porn mags sat in his dingy bet sit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 On 09/07/2017 at 11:43 PM, 'eavensabove said: 1/4 ml ? You need to up your game. Frank, whacks-up 100ml of morphine per day. £250k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Sorry Bill, but some of us do have jobs that pay over the minimum wage. I've never claimed benefits in my life but every month my tax pays for all the kosovos in Stratford and has some left over to keep Ape in rizlas and porn mags sat in his dingy bet sit. You're the most honest rent boy I've ever met. Most of them don't file tax returns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 ALL TICKETS PLEASE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 12 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Sorry Bill, but some of us do have jobs that pay over the minimum wage. I've never claimed benefits in my life but every month my tax pays for all the kosovos in Stratford and has some left over to keep Ape in rizlas and porn mags sat in his dingy bet sit. Oh no no no. You've got Ape all wrong. He doesn't claim any benefits at all. He works at a school kitchen with his Mrs. She knocks up the Crumble whilst he fries the Chips. He's known by the Juniors at his local school for special needs, as "Spud McCain The Shrapnel Man" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Oh no no no. You've got Ape all wrong. He doesn't claim any benefits at all. He works at a school kitchen with his Mrs. She knocks up the Crumble whilst he fries the Chips. He's known by the Juniors at his local school for special needs, as "Spud McCain The Shrapnel Man" Shut up you fucking boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: Shut up you fucking boring cunt. Finish him Snatchy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Finish him Snatchy! Patience Dan,the meltdown is brewing under the surface of the little bullshitting wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 12 minutes ago, Snatch said: Patience Dan,the meltdown is brewing under the surface of the little bullshitting wanker. Patience is a hovering lark, lingering in the stratosphere and deifying itself with raucous mellifluousness. It is a bulwark of flight and glide.....a dart of life. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Patience is a hovering lark, lingering in the stratosphere and deifying itself with raucous mellifluousness. It is a bulwark of flight and glide.....a dart of life. Fuck off. sheep dip voyeur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Patience is a hovering lark, lingering in the stratosphere and deifying itself with raucous mellifluousness. It is a bulwark of flight and glide.....a dart of life. Fuck off. What the devil are you prattling on about, you silly little poof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, Punkape said: Patience is a hovering lark, lingering in the stratosphere and deifying itself with raucous mellifluousness. It is a bulwark of flight and glide.....a dart of life. Fuck off. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 On 06/07/2017 at 6:00 PM, The Beast said: Spot on. Most of thee shambolic hospitals rely on doing NHS work to keep afloat. In my area, if you need an operation, you are given a choice of the local NHS acute hospital and a private hospital. Silly cunts opt to go to the private hospital because they think they are getting something special, with little or no concept of the risk they are putting themselves at. Trouble is now that because of backlogs they often send you to a private clinic. They sent me to one to do my cataracts and the clinic fucked up with my left eye, hence today I was at the local NHS hospital having a little prick in my left eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 On 21/07/2017 at 9:43 PM, Punkape said: Patience is a hovering lark, lingering in the stratosphere and deifying itself with raucous mellifluousness. It is a bulwark of flight and glide.....a dart of life. That was quite good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Trouble is now that because of backlogs they often send you to a private clinic. They sent me to one to do my cataracts and the clinic fucked up with my left eye, hence today I was at the local NHS hospital having a little prick in my left eye. Indeed. I had an arthroscopy done 7 weeks ago, from the first out patient appointment to the follow up out patient appointment, all were at a private hospital. I had no choice in the matter. I would have rather gone to the main NHS site for the surgery, but like you say, using private facilities is a way to avoid the 18 week breach time. I suppose I shouldn't complain, all went well. An arthroscopy on the knee is as minor as orthopaedic surgery gets. If I needed bigger surgery I would sooner wait and go to the main NHS site where all the support is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 I love working for myself, you meet a better kind of cunt that way....you get the occasional moaning knicker wetting old bint like Lady P from time to time and the welsh are tight Cunts. But i usually piss all over their bathroom floor if they annoy me enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 18 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Trouble is now that because of backlogs they often send you to a private clinic. They sent me to one to do my cataracts and the clinic fucked up with my left eye, hence today I was at the local NHS hospital having a little prick in my left eye. You letting Punky slide in from the corner of your eye socket? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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