Guest Ollyboro Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Scotland 2-0 England Comedy's all about timing, Apple. By the way, how's your work and love life going? Oh, and by the fucking way again, The Jock She I'm manacled to has insisted we watch the fucking football.......just as we're battering the kangaroo rapists on another channel. I wouldn't mind but she's been on the phone to her Mam since kick off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: Scotland 2-0 England Scotland look like they could play all year and not score once, let alone twice. It's beyond science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Scotland look like they could play all year and not score once, let alone twice. It's beyond science. What's surprising to me is ITV's coverage. They haven't once mentioned what any of the Jock players do for their day jobs. You know, like they normally do when England play part-timers. They can't all be unemployed meth- heads. Edited June 10, 2017 by Ollyboro 1-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 Just now, Ollyboro said: What's surprising to me is ITV's coverage. They haven't once mentioned what any of the Jock players do for their day jobs. You know, like they normally do when England play part-timers. They can't all be unemployed meth- heads. Most of the wankers, toss the caber. And that's just in the shower with their team' mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: They can't all be unemployed meth- heads. They certainly play that way. Especially that useless arm-flapping cunt Craig Gordon, what a monstrous dildo he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Most of the wankers, toss the caber. And that's just in the shower with their team' mates. I suggest you stop using punctuation altogether. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I suggest you stop using punctuation altogether. Suggestions are futile. I only take orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I suggest you stop using punctuation altogether. Unusual spelling of the word "breathing" there, Baws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Scotland look like they could play all year and not score once, let alone twice. It's beyond science. Motherfucking cunting hell. Joe Hart is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Motherfucking cunting hell. Joe Hart is a cunt. Cunt squared. I hope he gets dandruff. And AIDS of the scalp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: Cunt squared. I hope he gets dandruff. And AIDS of the scalp. If those are international goalkeepers I'll eat Paddy Ashdown's hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: If those are international goalkeepers I'll eat Paddy Ashdown's hat. I'll never forget where I was the day Raheem Sterling did something useful on a football pitch. Great cross. I wonder what he was trying to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 Thank you Harry Kane ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If those are international goalkeepers I'll eat Paddy Ashdown's hat. Hart didn't prepare for either free kick, just looked anonymous, thank God we didn't lose, another point towards Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 See why Guardiola got rid of him, also gifted Wales a goal a year ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Hart didn't prepare for either free kick, just looked anonymous, thank God we didn't lose, another point towards Russia. I miss my old job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: I miss my old job What?????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 41 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Motherfucking cunting hell. Joe Hart is a cunt. It's not the first time he's let us down, thank God we didn't lose but we lost two points and with Slovenia still to play and a tricky trip to Lithuania that lost points could cause problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 34 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: What?????????? Bingo Caller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 34 minutes ago, ratcum said: I miss my old job I sure do, never been so lacklustre in a job as what I am this one, it started going really downhill about a year ago but I had a good winter there which was morale boasting but there's no way out this time, too much has gone wrong and changed and it's irreversible. It's looking like my 2017 prediction will come true, my job will go and the Ashes will also but if I could decide which one to keep it would be the Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 8 hours ago, Ape said: Since you know nothing about my finances or the cost of RC models, I think it's best for all concerned if you shut your pâté filled mouth and fuck off. Couldn't you land the rc helicopter in his big french mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Scotland look like they could play all year and not score once, let alone twice. It's beyond science. I think a draw was a fair result as England were lacklustre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: What's surprising to me is ITV's coverage. They haven't once mentioned what any of the Jock players do for their day jobs. You know, like they normally do when England play part-timers. They can't all be unemployed meth- heads. They either play domestically in Scotland or in England's lower leagues, that Griffiths bloke couldn't even get in the Wolves team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 25 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: I sure do, never been so lacklustre in a job as what I am this one, it started going really downhill about a year ago but I had a good winter there which was morale boasting but there's no way out this time, too much has gone wrong and changed and it's irreversible. It's looking like my 2017 prediction will come true, my job will go and the Ashes will also but if I could decide which one to keep it would be the Ashes. Yet another P45 forthcoming then, scruffo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 10, 2017 Report Share Posted June 10, 2017 28 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Couldn't you land the rc helicopter in his big french mouth? I don't know, but it'd be fucking good fun trying..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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