Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, Manky said: From what I have observed, the Monster Raving Loony Party have been wearing seven different coloured rosettes. All a bag of fucking shit. But, can you not imagine this Country, being run by them! We're half-way there as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I trust that you will all be out there today twisting the arms of your electorate and getting yourselves ready for tonight's final push. Is there something wrong with the letter 'G' on you keyboard? No doubt you'll be voting Labour you thick fucking inbred cunt. (CampaiGn) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Is there something wrong with the letter 'G' on you keyboard? No doubt you'll be voting Labour you thick fucking inbred cunt. (CampaiGn) I think you're in for a shock over how many people vote Labour, you thick, alcoholic fucking inbred cunt. lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 17 minutes ago, Ape said: I think you're in for a shock over how many people vote Labour, you thick, alcoholic fucking inbred cunt. lol. Fuck off. I don't think I will. I have a rough idea of how much chav, social housing dwelling, benefit scum there is in the country. The only unknown is the fucking idiot students in full time education who don't want to pay tuition fees but the fucking simpleton bastard don't realise they'll be paying for it well into their thirties. Do you want to borrow a calculator and a set of scales to balance your finances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Ladbrokes are offering 20/1 on May winning tomorrow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, deebom said: Ladbrokes are offering 20/1 on May winning tomorrow... That's a new customer sign-up special offer bet. They're also offering 25-1 for England to beat Scotland, which perhaps lends some perspective. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 VOTE FOR ME!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 (edited) 9 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: VOTE FOR ME!!!!!! I'd give you one, Pen. Edited June 8, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps I'm not fussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That's a new customer sign-up special offer bet. They're also offering 25-1 for England to beat Scotland, which perhaps lends some perspective. Unfortunately..... I fear Scotland will beat England on both occasions. Football result will obviously go horribly wrong and we will get done by a Sndgrass free kick in the 23 rd minute followed by some stout defending for the rest of the game by Scotland. In the election we will get fucked over by a load of labour voting student activist cunts who will inadvertently provide a hung parliament that means Jimmy Cranky will actually become PM of England as well as Scotland. What the fuck happens then is anyone's guess..... but it will involve us English being Fucked Over on brexit and Scottish independence by the little fucking cunt. So if you don't vote Tory.....you get what you deserve. Odds on bet 365. Evens money !!! Bet in play you slags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 I haven't posted for ages. I've kept my views to myself. I worry about this election. Views are so polarised. It's like Marty Mcfly has ridden into town on his hover board and it's socialist versus capitalist. Miners vs managers. Rich v poor. Centre ground politics is out. Personally I don't like everything anyone offers. I don't like Tory red in tooth and claw. I don't like red labour tax and spend. One is inhuman, one is economic suicide. I don't like Tory punish the poor, or labours punish the rich. How did 1970's / 80's two party ideological politics become a thing again? Now more than ever I'm hoping that the quicksand and quagmire of the UK political system means no one can really do too much harm whoever gets elected. We aren't America. There are checks and balances and delay built into the system that halts most extremes. I hope so. Today's politics worries me. If only there was a third party. A party that believed in opportunity for all, reward for risk, protection for the vulnerable, equality, empathy and an outward looking belief in a bigger better world, without us being swamped by the yoke of Supra-Nationalism and remote (in every sense) rulers. Politics of aspiration and opportunity. Not envy and fear. I'd vote for them. The goal posts are wide open and unmarked. If ever there was an opportunity for a third party it seems to be now. But I can't see it. I like bits of greens, bits of labour and bits of Tory, bits of UKIP (but absolutely fucking none of the Liberal bullshit) So I guess we all vote along the lines we mostly have, mostly shaped by fear of the exaggerated extremes of whichever other side is your other side. And hope nothing changes too much. While waiting for a decent politics to come about. Disheartening really. But I know we should vote. People died for the right to vote. I'm just not sure this is the democratic pinnacle those martyrs gave their lives for. Not in the slightest bit funny so I thought I'd let you know I've got hungry while trying to think of a nickname for a speculum - so I've tried a flapjack. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 When May called the election I was 100% sure that I would vote for her. In that time since though she has come across as incompetent and anything but stable, on the other hand Crbyn has come across as dedicated and sincere. There is much about him that I don't like but at least we know what he stands for and believes in. The reality on the taxation and public spending is that he will be kept under control by the prevailing economic situation and everything will be challenged. Sadly in here in Torbay. I sicerely hope he wins (which I he will not) I cannot vote for him because a vote for anyone other than the LibDems here will be a vote for the smarmy thickfuck tory Kevin Foster. so the LibDem candidate will get my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 41 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Not in the slightest bit funny so I thought I'd let you know I've got hungry while trying to think of a nickname for a speculum - so I've tried a flapjack. Doctor Baws, at your cervix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 18 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Is there something wrong with the letter 'G' on you keyboard? No doubt you'll be voting Labour you thick fucking inbred cunt. (CampaiGn) Wan er. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 According to my calculations the votes are all in and we lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 9 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: When May called the election I was 100% sure that I would vote for her. In that time since though she has come across as incompetent and anything but stable, on the other hand Crbyn has come across as dedicated and sincere. There is much about him that I don't like but at least we know what he stands for and believes in. The reality on the taxation and public spending is that he will be kept under control by the prevailing economic situation and everything will be challenged. Sadly in here in Torbay. I sicerely hope he wins (which I he will not) I cannot vote for him because a vote for anyone other than the LibDems here will be a vote for the smarmy thickfuck tory Kevin Foster. so the LibDem candidate will get my vote. Torbay is for the lower-middle class and spastics/special needs outings. I wouldn't be seen dead 20 miles from the place. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Torbay is for the lower-middle class and spastics/special needs outings. I wouldn't be seen dead 20 miles from the place. Fuck off. Who did You vote for today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Torbay is for the lower-middle class and spastics/special needs outings. I wouldn't be seen dead 20 miles from the place. Fuck off. Evening Punkers - had a good day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 24 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Who did You vote for today? He voted GAY LIBERAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 32 minutes ago, Punkape said: Torbay is for the lower-middle class and spastics/special needs outings. I wouldn't be seen dead 20 miles from the place. Fuck off. So you are saying that you are alive and in Torbay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 VOTE RAT You know it makes sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: VOTE RAT You know it makes sense Fuck off, Ratty. The corner is my political platform. I already drew a campaign picture and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 RUDOLF HESS: Mein Fuhrer, I sink vee should to ze polls being going jah? HITLER (enthused): GO TO ZE POLES? FUCKIN BRILLIANT!! Martin, bring mein panzer round ze front bitte 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 27 minutes ago, ratcum said: VOTE RAT You know it makes sense RAVE TOT It makes total sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Its a bit of a May-Hem for the Tories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 25 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fuck off, Ratty. The corner is my political platform. I already drew a campaign picture and everything. Could you not announce a hung parliament and then form a coalition with The Rat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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