Decimus Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dogs can't look up. Duck quacks don't echo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paul skinback Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another post begun with 'wow', I bet you use 'OMG' and lots of exclamation marks on Facebook. Nice 1 tough guy, I would wager you have a cross of St George proudly flying above over your holiday caravan getaway, can drink 10 pints and bore everyone with stories of your fighting career. What's your Staffordshire bull terriers name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Snatch said: Is Eric one of............. Oh, forget it. He's the Grand Mufti not multi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dogs can't look up. Swans are the only creature allowed to eat the Queen, although they refrain from doing so because she tastes of a mixture of Benson & Hedges and gin. Or was that her mum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 36 minutes ago, Paul skinback said: Two likes from the welcoming committee, come on Ape step up, a full house of retards is only a click away. You miserable fucking cunt. I ain't in no welcoming committee. I simply like what I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, Spanky said: Swans are the only creature allowed to eat the Queen, although they refrain from doing so because she tastes of a mixture of Benson & Hedges and gin. Or was that her mum? Her mum, her sister tasted of gin, Rothmans and spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 So a bunch of twats got hurt clawing, clamoring and basically trampling over each other to get away from a puff of smoke and a fizzle. Fuck me pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 49 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: So a bunch of twats got hurt clawing, clamoring and basically trampling over each other to get away from a puff of smoke and a fizzle. Fuck me pink. Of course, they will be recounting tales of how they nearly died to any cunt who will listen for the rest of their lives. Each time they tell the story, the fireball will be bigger and the peril greater, when in fact, the fizzle didn't manage to melt the bucket it was contained in. Some kids doing 'a genie' with a box of Swan vesta would have been more dramatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Paul skinback said: You are correct of course, I have a mere IQ of 79, I am not allowed to use sharp instruments or operate heavy machinery. So how fucking thick are you and Eric not to be able to win an argument with me... You certainly fucking do. I can't be arsed to explain...'baws might but I suspect he's busy. Herewith, your complimentary 'Fuck Off...LOL' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course, they will be recounting tales of how they nearly died to any cunt who will listen for the rest of their lives. Each time they tell the story, the fireball will be bigger and the peril greater, when in fact, the fizzle didn't manage to melt the bucket it was contained in. Some kids doing 'a genie' with a box of Swan vesta would have been more dramatic. This could be a new nom. Probably done before. Snowflake grief-stricken spastics 15 minutes claim to fame boo Hoo. Yeah, done before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: This could be a new nom. Probably done before. Snowflake grief-stricken spastics 15 minutes claim to fame boo Hoo. Yeah, done before Yes, there has been a nomination dedicated to these 'near miss' cunts who revel in the glory of nearly dying, having been a mere 3 miles from Kings Cross station when the fire started, and similar war stories. I think it was called: 'it could've been me'. I myself have often felt lucky to have survived the Battle of Britain, having been born 30 years after it ended. Phew! A close shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, there has been a nomination dedicated to these 'near miss' cunts who revel in the glory of nearly dying, having been a mere 3 miles from Kings Cross station when the fire started, and similar war stories. I think it was called: 'it could've been me'. I myself have often felt lucky to have survived the Battle of Britain, having been born 30 years after it ended. Phew! A close shave. That's nothing I survived the battle of Hastings, being an Anglo Saxon and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: That's nothing I survived the battle of Hastings, being an Anglo Saxon and all that. I can't imagine the trauma and suffering you've endured Alf. Here if you need to talk. Hugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 It's a terrorIST attack you shit head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: It's a terrorIST attack you shit head! Can you repeat that without the spittle flying all over your keyboard? Fucking hell, all the corner needs, another reactionary "sunshine" poster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't imagine the trauma and suffering you've endured Alf. Here if you need to talk. Hugs. Surviving Waterloo was another close shave and don't get me started on not joining the navy and missing Trafalgar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 Bollocks. I had all my science, mathematics, geography, history, bit of flying etc and still NASSAU told me to fuck off. Racist cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 It wasn't a terrorist attack. It was a failed terrorist attack. I know that isn't enough to stop Londoners giving it all that "it was nearly me, I was on the same train this time last week!" shite (are they the new scousers?) but lets not give the terrorists credit for something they didn't achieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I myself have often felt lucky to have survived the Battle of Britain, having been born 30 years after it ended. Phew! A close shave. It's all about you isn't it. Me me me. I survived Hiroshima and Nagasaki,being born a mere 18 years after it happened but you never hear me going on about it. You kids of today etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 14 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: That's nothing I survived the battle of Hastings, being an Anglo Saxon and all that. Racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: Racist. I survived the roman invasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dogs can't look up. Hoverflies can't ride bicycles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: It's all about you isn't it. Me me me. I survived Hiroshima and Nagasaki,being born a mere 18 years after it happened but you never hear me going on about it. You kids of today etc etc. Sorry. Didn't mean to be insensitive to the horrors you endured. I now realise that my near miss with the Luftwaffe pales into insignificance compared to the nuclear Armageddon that so nearly claimed your life. Perhaps the American government could formally apologise and offer you some compensation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry. Didn't mean to be insensitive to the horrors you endured. I now realise that my near miss with the Luftwaffe pales into insignificance compared to the nuclear Armageddon that so nearly claimed your life. Perhaps the American government could formally apologise and offer you some compensation? I've asked them in my best North Korean accent but alas to no avail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I survived the roman invasion. By shamelessly offering yourself to governer Plautius in AD 43 when he arrived. 5th columnist hussy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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