Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You don't get nothing for a pair... 25p for a pear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You don't get nothing for a pair... You don't get ANYTHING for a pair. You double negative, not unqueer cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 32 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You don't get ANYTHING for a pair. You double negative, not unqueer cunt Not in this game you don't, and I sez it 'ow it iz. Innit. Yoo kunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: If you actually read the text through the piss poor punctuation, there is a question whether they used to be an old neighbour, which then goes on to actually state the previous neighbour was a nonce. Which, may or may not be true since we have no idea who it is/was. Although living next door to Neil may have that effect on some people, I would wager. Up your game. Lucky he never asked if he was his old black neighbour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: Lucky he never asked if he was his old black neighbour. what? That saw the light or rather, turned white in a Michael Jackson way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 Is Pond's cold cream haram? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: what? That saw the light or rather, turned white in a Michael Jackson way. It was a whitewash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 Fuck me,there's some sensitive little flowers on here these days.lighten up you fucking ladyboys and grow some bollocks Biggy Smalls is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, Neil said: Fuck me,there's some sensitive little flowers on here these days.lighten up you fucking ladyboys and grow some bollocks Biggy Smalls is a cunt Who are the little flowers Neil? Names man, we want names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Who are the little flowers Neil? Names man, we want names. Pansy. There, thats a flower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Pansy. There, thats a flower. I thought it was a poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: I thought it was a poof. Only the limp, knackered ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Snatch said: Who are the little flowers Neil? Names man, we want names. Welsh fucking dafodils,they're quite sensitive aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 31 minutes ago, Neil said: Welsh fucking dafodils,they're quite sensitive aren't they? So it would seem. The poor love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Neil said: Fuck me,there's some sensitive little flowers on here these days.lighten up you fucking ladyboys and grow some bollocks Biggy Smalls is a cunt Did you have to go to the cooler Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: Welsh fucking dafodils,they're quite sensitive aren't they? 2 hours ago, Snatch said: So it would seem. The poor love. Sorry, chaps, but the report button remained untouched. Your misguided sense of injustice and unparalleled stupidity took a pasting, however. I'm off to hunt some bigger fish, you pathetic pair of cry-babies are a fucking disgrace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: Welsh fucking dafodils,they're quite sensitive aren't they? Wasn't me either, you fat cunt. I was more concerned about the fact that your neighbour used to watch you wanking off to Peter Purves and John Craven. I guess that explains why you're such a massive bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 32 minutes ago, Spanky said: Wasn't me either, you fat cunt. I was more concerned about the fact that your neighbour used to watch you wanking off to Peter Purves and John Craven. I guess that explains why you're such a massive bender. Sadly for neil the fat wanker, his standing as both a fat wanker and complete fucking idiot is unquestionable. Which would go some way to explaining why the fat wanker can't fathom that it was his own work that planted him in solitary, the fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 47 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Sorry, chaps, but the report button remained untouched. Your misguided sense of injustice and unparalleled stupidity took a pasting, however. I'm off to hunt some bigger fish, you pathetic pair of cry-babies are a fucking disgrace. Is there an actual report button then?,if not then obviously typing 'reported" does the trick,I shall wear my first penalty point like a badge of honour and Bubba you shall always be remembered by me as the one that took my cherry. Yakky fucking dah boyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 55 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Did you have to go to the cooler Neil? No,I've got a good legal team,plus I didn't fancy the idea of being buggered by a golfer from cheshire who's in C wing sucking on cocks in exchange for a roll up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 Maybe John Noakes will find Leslie Judd's tits in heaven as they certainly were never on earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Neil said: I shall wear my first penalty point like a badge of honour It's trumped up suspensions like this one, unwarranted and tenuous at best, that cheapen the proper penalties handed out for - say - posting images of dead children that "are not funny", or making "sexual references" about Punkape's dear old mum. Up your game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: Sorry, chaps, but the report button remained untouched. Your misguided sense of injustice and unparalleled stupidity took a pasting, however. I'm off to hunt some bigger fish, you pathetic pair of cry-babies are a fucking disgrace. How does it feel to be accused of grassing you two faced cunt? Seems you've forgotten your finger pointing not so long ago when your school yard mates were about to give you a reach around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's trumped up suspensions like this one, unwarranted and tenuous at best, that cheapen the proper penalties handed out for - say - posting images of dead children that "are not funny", or making "sexual references" about Punkape's dear old mum. Up your game. Which mother? I can only assume that a fuck up like Punkape was the result of two bull dikes experimenting with used rubbers found on the floor of the public toilets in Crewe Railway Station and turkey basters sometime during the 1960's... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Which mother? I can only assume that a fuck up like Punkape was the result of two bull dikes experimenting with used rubbers found on the floor of the public toilets in Crewe Railway Station and turkey basters sometime during the 1960's... It was in the toilets at Market Drayton railway station in 1963 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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