Witheredscrote Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can clearly remember the first cunt who really made me laugh when I joined. It was Bubba, I had only been here a couple of days and Bubs thought I was a creation of Withers, he said to me..."fuck off, you goose sucking son of a nazi raped farmhand". Yes Eric, I remember Bubba, he used to be quite funny didn't he. Always prattling on about 'fake' cancer, and sending us obnoxious p.m.'s when he was pissed. I wonder what happened to him. He's been dead to me for a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes Eric, I remember Bubba, he used to be quite funny didn't he. Always prattling on about 'fake' cancer, and sending us obnoxious p.m.'s when he was pissed. I wonder what happened to him. He's been dead to me for a year. Stuttering French pillock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes Eric, I remember Bubba, he used to be quite funny didn't he. Always prattling on about 'fake' cancer, and sending us obnoxious p.m.'s when he was pissed. I wonder what happened to him. He's been dead to me for a year. I've never had a PM from Bubba. He must like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 Me neither. .feeling a bit left out ..fuck you and your abuseograms Bubbz Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes Eric, I remember Bubba, he used to be quite funny didn't he. Always prattling on about 'fake' cancer, and sending us obnoxious p.m.'s when he was pissed. I wonder what happened to him. He's been dead to me for a year. 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes Eric, I remember Bubba, he used to be quite funny didn't he. Always prattling on about 'fake' cancer, and sending us obnoxious p.m.'s when he was pissed. I wonder what happened to him. He's been dead to me for a year. 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes Eric, I remember Bubba, he used to be quite funny didn't he. Always prattling on about 'fake' cancer, and sending us obnoxious p.m.'s when he was pissed. I wonder what happened to him. He's been dead to me for a year. 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes Eric, I remember Bubba, he used to be quite funny didn't he. Always prattling on about 'fake' cancer, and sending us obnoxious p.m.'s when he was pissed. I wonder what happened to him. He's been dead to me for a year. Shut your repetitive, oily gob, you disgusting Gallic toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Bubba C said: Shut your repetitive, oily gob, you disgusting Gallic toad. Take your head for a shit........ lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 17 hours ago, Punkape said: Were you disposing of a rent-boy ? It's certainly got me thinking about future hole projects. How wide are you around the middle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh, you're simply building a Rabbi warren. So obvious really. You really are determined to get that 'like' Authoritah. Thing is, if you did, your life would be strangely hollow afterwards. For ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: actual dwarves can be real cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 minute ago, ratcum said: You really are determined to get that 'like' Authoritah. Thing is, if you did, your life would be strangely hollow afterwards. For ever. Seth and I have got to drain the well, one of the neighbours has gone missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Seth and I have got to drain the well, one of the neighbours has gone missing. homo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 On 26/05/2017 at 0:35 AM, Rick_B said: I'm not happy about this for sure, not because I'm against discussion about Islam, but because CC is starting to look like an anti-Islam forum. I don't believe that was ever intended to be its purpose. Punkape is talking crap. Regarding Enoch Powell he also said that there would be rivers of blood. Not withstanding the atrocity in Manchester there has not been anything remotely like rivers of blood and neither will there be. Brexit is entirely irrelevant in this case. Regarding "Our own fellow countrymen" some of them are Muslims. Sorry if that pisses you off, but it's true. . To correct you, Punkape USED to talk crap, but he has produced some excellent noms and postings of late. Whether we can attribute this to him recently employing an image consultant and script writer, we will probably never know. One thing is for sure though, he has come a long way since he used to put those 'adult' adverts in the classified section of the Catholic Herald. Good on the golf playing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: actual dwarves can be real cunts funny little-fuckers if you ask me. Rumour has it that Punker's is dwarfish, being as he's always feeling Dopey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: funny little-fuckers if you ask me. Rumour has it that Punker's is dwarfish, being as he's always feeling Dopey. Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 Is it alright to mention Parsnips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 26 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Is it alright to mention Parsnips? Of all the root vegetables, it is the parsnip that most resembles the penis on a cadaver. In the well known carol "The holly and the ivy, When they are both full grown Of all the trees that are in the wood The fuckin parsnip looks like a nob" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 Children go where I send thee, How shall I send thee? Well, I'm gonna send thee one by one One for the little bitty baby And that fuckin parsnip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Children go where I send thee, How shall I send thee? Well, I'm gonna send thee one by one One for the little bitty baby And that fuckin parsnip Be careful .. the Spaniards carrot you for saying things like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 30 minutes ago, ratcum said: Of all the root vegetables, it is the parsnip that most resembles the penis on a cadaver. In the well known carol "The holly and the ivy, When they are both full grown Of all the trees that are in the wood The fuckin parsnip looks like a nob" 27 minutes ago, ratcum said: Children go where I send thee, How shall I send thee? Well, I'm gonna send thee one by one One for the little bitty baby And that fuckin parsnip You're a strange fish Ratty. A very strange fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Is it alright to mention Parsnips? Must you tell us about your drooling mong siblings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 17 hours ago, ratcum said: It's certainly got me thinking about future hole projects. How wide are you around the middle? His bum hole resembles a 50p piece if that narrows it down any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 30 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: His bum hole resembles a 50p piece if that narrows it down any. I can pick up one of the new £1 coins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: His bum hole resembles a 50p piece if that narrows it down any. I imagine his bunghole could happily accommodate the Rai stones used as currency by the Yap islanders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 12 hours ago, Ape said: You're a strange fish Ratty. A very strange fish. People who are no longer gay, are rebuked by gays for no longer being gay. Gays always accuse their accusers of being gay. David Makepiece-Cayley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I imagine his bunghole could happily accommodate the Rai stones used as currency by the Yap islanders. I guess Punky wasn't lying about his wealth after all if he can literally shit currency. Wonder if those things work in parking machines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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