Eric Cuntman Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Maybe the next software update....ahh fuck it, we're never going to have enough likes. I don't see why we can't have the ones belonging to cooler inmates and every cunt who joins up and never fucking posts anything, I looked on the user list earlier, I've never heard of half of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't see why we can't have the ones belonging to cooler inmates and every cunt who joins up and never fucking posts anything, I looked on the user list earlier, I've never heard of half of them. There has been some top shelf cunting of late, more likes would be nice! We could make use of Franks, he never likes anything, the disagreeable poof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 20 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Fuk off n Polish your genuine Ronex watch collection. .knob jockey Panzerknacker Silence, cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 6 hours ago, Ape said: Silence, cretin. Take one of your sharpened knives and run with it .. ringmeat Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Take one of your sharpened knives and run with it .. ringmeat Panzerknacker Run where with it? Should I do a short 5 miler or something longer? I'd probably feel more comfortable with a knife in each hand to be honest, to balance things up. Oh, I nearly forgot - fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 On 23/05/2017 at 0:33 AM, Wizardsleeve said: There has been some top shelf cunting of late, more likes would be nice! We could make use of Franks, he never likes anything, the disagreeable poof! Go and fuck yourself crossways you colossal ring piece... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 On 2017-5-23 at 0:23 AM, Eric Cuntman said: I don't see why we can't have the ones belonging to cooler inmates and every cunt who joins up and never fucking posts anything, I looked on the user list earlier, I've never heard of half of them. Nosey cunts peering in from the outside. I bet it's your wives secretly checking in to see what you're all up to. Then they PM each other with anything from "he's wanking again" to "fucking hell he's been nobbing my sister". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Run where with it? Should I do a short 5 miler or something longer? I'd probably feel more comfortable with a knife in each hand to be honest, to balance things up. Oh, I nearly forgot - fuck off. Run with it until you trip. . Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Love Tennis me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: Love Tennis me. Tennis is giant ping pong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: Go and fuck yourself crossways you colossal ring piece... Fuck off, Frank! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Tennis is giant ping pong. It's too much of a racket for my liking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 On 23/05/2017 at 0:23 AM, Eric Cuntman said: I don't see why we can't have the ones belonging to cooler inmates and every cunt who joins up and never fucking posts anything, I looked on the user list earlier, I've never heard of half of them. Most are either Trolls, or poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 9 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Run with it until you trip. . Panzerknacker Ahhhh, I see what you mean now! You're hoping I fall and stab myself with one of the knives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Ahhhh, I see what you mean now! You're hoping I fall and stab myself with one of the knives! Mm..that's it..everyones a winner Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Eugenie Bouchard..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Eugenie Bouchard..... A major cause of tennis elbow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: A major cause of tennis elbow. And housemaids knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: And housemaids knee. Do you think she makes a racket between the sheets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: A major cause of tennis elbow. Any cunt here who hasn't a like for that photo is a died in the wool, shit stabbing poofter and no mistake. Just sayin' I'd drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste Edited May 24, 2017 by Stubby Pecker Just an after thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 40 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Any cunt here who hasn't a like for that photo is a died in the wool, shit stabbing poofter and no mistake. Just sayin' I'd drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste I think if she was that keen on intimacy i would just lick her fanny and fuck her Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Do you think she makes a racket between the sheets? Back hand, forehand, Juice? "New Balls Please" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Any cunt here who hasn't a like for that photo is a died in the wool, shit stabbing poofter and no mistake. Just sayin' I'd drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste Yep! If she don't rock-yer boat, you're definitely up the Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think if she was that keen on intimacy i would just lick her fanny and fuck her Stubby. Baggsey, a front row seat on the base-line. Fuckin' 'ell, me-thinks she's gotta Camel-toe worth its wait, and its weight in gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd drink her piss and use her shit for toothpaste She pips Martina Navratilova at the post here. Just. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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