Roadkill Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Does 'spilling his Weetabix' have a different meaning? Nope. He'd spilled his Weetabix and made a Cunts Corner account so that he could start a nom to winge about it. That was his entire fucking story. Noticed this cunt hasn't come back yet either. I blame Eric for being too nice and giving him false expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 13 hours ago, Neil said: I signed on Friday and he was on,he stayed very quiet though,I think they've done a Jack Nicholson on him Should I go and smother him with a pillow then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Nope. He'd spilled his Weetabix and made a Cunts Corner account so that he could start a nom to winge about it. That was his entire fucking story. Noticed this cunt hasn't come back yet either. I blame Eric for being too nice and giving him false expectations. Always my fault isn't it! Ok from now on I shall get 'Baws to track down all the new members and I'll go round their houses and kick cunt out of 'em, happy now RK? See what you've done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 21 hours ago, Stoops said: Well I came in peace just to say hello. I guess this really is a cunts corner. Fair play. Thanks for the warm welcome I wouldn't take too much notice of what Withers says, Stoopy. Think of him as the village idiot of CC - weird but harmless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Always my fault isn't it! Ok from now on I shall get 'Baws to track down all the new members and I'll go round their houses and kick cunt out of 'em, happy now RK? See what you've done! Happy? Never. Aroused at the thought of inflicting violence upon another through manipulation? Slightly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Happy? Never. Aroused at the thought of inflicting violence upon another through manipulation? Slightly. Twisted Geordie firestarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Happy? Never. Aroused at the thought of inflicting violence upon another through manipulation? Slightly. Cheeky wank time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Cheeky wank time? You've just described my entire Sunday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 33 minutes ago, Ape said: I wouldn't take too much notice of what Withers says, Stoopy. Think of him as the village idiot of CC - weird but harmless. I was described as that by blubbaC and I pass on the crown happily to a French man, as long as he doesn't run away as he is presented with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good nomination to be fair, some cunt will probably say it's been done before, but fuck it, they are irritating little fuckmunchkins. I used to work in private security and often door work for nightclubs, back in the PJ & Duncan era, they appeared at a nightclub in clacton called The Savoy, myself and three other doormen were assigned to prevent any harm coming to them. It felt wrong to do so! Word of advice, try not to stoop too much, Punkape will try and back scuttle you. May I be the first to say, welcome and fuck off. Both could have 'gone missing'; I will never forgive you for this, Eric. Now I can say I know someone who lost a winning lottery ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 14 hours ago, Neil said: Stoops,after reading your intro I have you pictured as a young Timmy Mallet,cut out the red smarties and ribena for fucks sake and when you've come down off the ceiling like a 4 year old in a playground I might take you seriously ,until then you're just a new cunt that won't last long,spacky four eyed twunt Fuck off Neil. Do you ride the sunshine bus? I guess so. Stop licking windows you cunt. Maybe then you will know where and when to use an apostrophe. You fucking illiterate mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Both could have 'gone missing'; I will never forgive you for this, Eric. Now I can say I know someone who lost a winning lottery ticket. Fucking hell! I know, I'm fucking sorry! I should have lied and said I killed some kids or something. The backlash would have been easier to deal with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stoops said: Fuck off Neil. Do you ride the sunshine bus? I guess so. Stop licking windows you cunt. Maybe then you will know where and when to use an apostrophe. You fucking illiterate mong. That's more like it young man! 6/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's more like it young man! 6/10 Lol. Give as good as I get cuntman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stoops said: Fuck off Neil. Do you ride the sunshine bus? I guess so. Stop licking windows you cunt. Maybe then you will know where and when to use an apostrophe. You fucking illiterate mong. Go easy on Neil, it's Sunday night and he's into triple figures with this weekends wanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stoops said: Lol. Give as good as I get cuntman Eric to my friends, a cunt to my enemies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 15 hours ago, Neil said: Stoops,after reading your intro I have you pictured as a young Timmy Mallet,cut out the red smarties and ribena for fucks sake and when you've come down off the ceiling like a 4 year old in a playground I might take you seriously ,until then you're just a new cunt that won't last long,spacky four eyed twunt Listen up. For fuck's sake. Not for fucks sake. Four-year-old not 4 year old. Four eyed twunt should be four-eyed twunt. You Neil need some grammar lessons. Illiteracy to the max Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eric to my friends, a cunt to my enemies. Ok you two, take your respective dicks out of each other's mouths, anyway you should be doing penance for your inability to kill any and dec when you had the chance. One good blow would do for the little fucker, the other cunt, however, would have required some kind a heavy, sharp weapon. Got any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Ok you two, take your respective dicks out of each other's mouths, anyway you should be doing penance for your inability to kill any and dec when you had the chance. One good blow would do for the little fucker, the other cunt, however, would have required some kind a heavy, sharp weapon. Got any? I'm New. I try and ingratiate myself into cunts corner (look up the word neil). I try to say hello and get told to fuck off.... But on that note ant would be the first for a shoeing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 8 minutes ago, Stoops said: Listen up. For fuck's sake. Not for fucks sake. Four-year-old not 4 year old. Four eyed twunt should be four-eyed twunt. You Neil need some grammar lessons. Illiteracy to the max Not wishing to be too pedantic, but when giving Neil a grammar and punctuation lesson, remember to put a comma in between 'you' and 'Neil' in your penultimate sentence. Just saying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stoops said: I'm New. I try and ingratiate myself into cunts corner (look up the word neil). I try to say hello and get told to fuck off.... But on that note ant would be the first for a shoeing dreck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ok you two, take your respective dicks out of each other's mouths, anyway you should be doing penance for your inability to kill any and dec when you had the chance. One good blow would do for the little fucker, the other cunt, however, would have required some kind a heavy, sharp weapon. Got any? To be honest, I thought they'd fuck it all up themselves Stubby. Had I known it would have gone this far, yes, I would have killed them myself and done the time for the sake of humanity. And of course I have sharp weapons. That's like asking Delia Smith if she owns a saucepan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not wishing to be too pedantic, but when giving Neil a grammar and punctuation lesson, remember to put a comma in between 'you' and 'Neil' in your penultimate sentence. Just saying. One too many spaces before 'Illiteracy', and no full stop following 'max', too. That said, for a Norfolk-dwelling Scotsman, he has done rather well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: dreck You always manage to put into words what the rest of us are struggling to express don't you Ratty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoops Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: To be honest, I thought they'd fuck it all up themselves Stubby. Had I known it would have gone this far, yes, I would have killed them myself and done the time for the sake of humanity. And of course I have sharp weapons. That's like asking Delia Smith if she owns a saucepan. True story cunts. I was Delia Smith's wine waiter. Vs Manchester city. Where are you. Let's be having you. I got her mashed that night. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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