PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Panzys love machine. Great to grab a recently drugged victim, bundle them is for a good smashing of the back doors, old bean? I don't grab...I escort... Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Give any cunt a badge, and it goes to their head. Security Guards for example and Car Park attendants, all think they're Field Marshals. The only badge they should have is one with CUNT stamped on it. I've still got several old AA badges though, but then again I would have, being an alcoholic of the cloth. Too bad cockaholics anonymous doesn't exist. Poor punky could stand some sparkly, shiny badges in his dreary boring mong life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Too bad cockaholics anonymous doesn't exist. Poor punky could stand some sparkly, shiny badges in his dreary boring mong life! He's ok for badges, have no fear of that. His Brownies Gold for Needlework for example is one of many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: He's ok for badges, have no fear of that. His Brownies Gold for Needlework for example is one of many. Sadly, the needlework was done exclusively to his and his ladyboys veins. Hence his terminal case of AIDS he keeps spreading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: 1800kgs? Fuckin' 'ell Panz. That's a lot of shit to shovel. Get a back-pack you lazy Cunt. Shoes socks selection of chainsaws spades adz mallets n mauls you'd be surprised how quickly it adds up... and has to pull itself along challenging terrain Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Sadly, the needlework was done exclusively to his and his ladyboys veins. Hence his terminal case of AIDS he keeps spreading. Indeed. He gave the name to "Plain one Pearl one" whilst being cross-stitched at time of birth.... He's cross-dressed, ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Just now, Panzerknacker said: Shoes socks selection of chainsaws spades adz mallets n mauls you'd be surprised how quickly it adds up... and has to pull itself along challenging terrain Panzerknacker What? All of that, as a Florist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Yeah looks like a bit of a wanker neighbourhood but she certainly didn't make it easy for herself. Are you sure it's a woman. It could be Jazz,....I mean 'eavens in drag. Back On Topic. I would say anyone with a 'Jim'll Fix It' badge is best avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What? All of that, as a Florist! Yes....a florist. ...that will do...yer a genius eav baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 10 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Are you sure it's a woman. It could be Jazz,....I mean 'eavens in drag. Back On Topic. I would say anyone with a 'Jim'll Fix It' badge is best avoided. You obviously live in a Dream World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Skinny jeans. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Anyone in rubber soled shoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Anyone in rubber soled shoes. Anyone in rubber, full stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Set of golf clubs, crusty white stain on the chin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Eddie said: Anyone in rubber soled shoes. Those fucking ear plate things that leave the wearer looking like a droopy eared cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 19 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Those fucking ear plate things that leave the wearer looking like a droopy eared cunt. Good call, the stupid cunts have mutilated themselves irreparably. Imagine them in later life, trying to explain to young grandchildren, why their ears look like upside down handbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good call, the stupid cunts have mutilated themselves irreparably. Imagine them in later life, trying to explain to young grandchildren, why their ears look like upside down handbags. How very dare you, rick has these plus one in his foreskin in the likeness of tony benn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: How very dare you, rick has these plus one in his foreskin in the likeness of tony benn You think? I hope he's not one of those people who kick off if they discover their local shop issues anything other than 'organic, biodegradable, fair trade peace carrier bags'. One of Mrs Cuntmans nephews is a militant vegan, and quite the most irritating fuckwit I have ever encountered, he once started sneering and grumbling while I was trying to eat a cheese & ham sandwich. I informed him that the ford KA that he had parked outside runs on fossil fuel and is festooned with plastic and rubber parts that contain animal fat. He left, we had an argument due to my rudeness, it was worth it to see look on the stupid cunts face as I told him that he had just killed thousands of tiny creatures as he walked across my front lawn in a hurry to get to his car. Vegans are delusional cunts and should be avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Unfortunately had to visit Birmingham today, full of immigrants and poor looking white chav's, anyone from Birmingham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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