Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 50 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Unoriginal rubbish... more like the poor cunts just got an eyeful of your gaping bum hole before jamahl stuffs him up there, cameras rolling, you dirty little cunt. Jamahl or JML? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's pensioners Oh yeah, elderly Koalas must smell awful then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Baby spoonbilled sandpiper = cute Or my favourite the wolverine the hardest cunt on the planet Honey badgers are the most evil cunts on the planet, they bite off cocks. Nicola Sturgeon is a honey badger. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Honey badgers are the most evil cunts on the planet, they bite off cocks. Nicola Sturgeon is a honey badger. More like the victim of one... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Pleb. Fucking kill yourself now, preferably by drinking bleach and spending a good hour in agony as you pray to a non existent god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: EEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Yeah! All manner of racism, sexism and the most extreme of homophobic comments get hurled around in here and they pass over me like waves in the Sargasso Sea over eels seeking their spawning ground. Start bigging up Elephant Shrews and ducklings though and I'm like Tommy Robinson at Muslim Rape Gang Trial! Fucking edgy threat-merchant I am, right kidz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Yeah! All manner of racism, sexism and the most extreme of homophobic comments get hurled around in here and they pass over me like waves in the Sargasso Sea over eels seeking their spawning ground. Start bigging up Elephant Shrews and ducklings though and I'm like Tommy Robinson at Muslim Rape Gang Trial! Fucking edgy threat-merchant I am, right kidz? Could someone translate this ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 10 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Jamahl or JML? I bought a floor cleaner from JML. She lives in the shed. Er.... actually it was from Jamahl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 28 minutes ago, Punkape said: Could someone translate this ? No, fuck off you poof and slit your wrists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Could someone translate this ? Sure "Anything demanding more intellectual rigour than 'Spread 'em big boy - I am wearing the contraceptive!' will go, Concorde-like, 10 miles over Punkapes sorry head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Unoriginal rubbish... more like the poor cunts just got an eyeful of your gaping bum hole before jamahl stuffs him up there, cameras rolling, you dirty little cunt. The only things that go eeeeep, are his anal worms, however, in a vain attempt to return this nom back on topic, and to refrain from using the word "cute" (as it does not exist in my vocabulary and has no place in a corner full of Cunts) I simply adore the phenomenal the natural & exquisite beauty of the Leafy Sea Dragon. The Ozzie, can go fuck himself: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: My ancestors were such lazy bastards that it actually became part of my genetic makeup! If I shat myself in my sleep I probably wouldn't even bother to move! Sounds like Panzy bollocks the dole scrounger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Snatch said: Sounds like Panzy bollocks the dole scrounger. I'm in superb physical condition. .you lot are just pie scoffers. .more chairborne than airborne ..bed sore ridden cunts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I'm in superb physical condition. .you lot are just pie scoffers. .more chairborne than airborne ..bed sore ridden cunts Panzerknacker It's funny that you should say that. You cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 55 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I'm in superb physical condition. .you lot are just pie scoffers. .more chairborne than airborne ..bed sore ridden cunts Panzerknacker You'd know that how exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: I'm in superb physical condition. .you lot are just pie scoffers. .more chairborne than airborne ..bed sore ridden cunts Panzerknacker It's a shame you don't devote a bit more time to exercising the muscle between your ears, you thick fucking wanker. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: It's a shame you don't devote a bit more time to exercising the muscle between your ears, you thick fucking wanker. lol. Fuck off. That's probably because he's too busy exercising the one between his legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: That's probably because he's too busy exercising the one between his legs. Unlike yourself, my brain is not between my legs, nor do I sit on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Unlike yourself, my brain is not between my legs, nor do I sit on it. It's clearly not in your head, either. Where is it, 'eavens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's clearly not in your head, either. Where is it, 'eavens? There was me thinking you were talking about Panzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Unlike yourself, my brain is not between my legs, nor do I sit on it. 'Eavens you fucking fruitcake, he was talking to Panzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, Wolfie said: It's clearly not in your head, either. Where is it, 'eavens? It doesn't fucking exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Unlike yourself, my brain is not between my legs, nor do I sit on it. Are you mental? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: It's clearly not in your head, either. Where is it, 'eavens? Obviously Up in The Clouds Missed that you were talking to Panz... Oh well. Fuck Off anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 19, 2017 Report Share Posted May 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Eavens you fucking fruitcake, he was talking to Panzer. Listen, you'd have dropped a bollock too (to coin a phrase) had you been sat in the graveyard and swigging Old Nick. Yes, Swigging it, from the neck... errrm, I mean... Oh Fcuk fof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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