Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 ... and any fucking syndrome, but don't pick this one. It's a cunt. By all accounts, having this entails eating everything except for proper food. Furniture, cat fur, safety pins, you name it and the Pica's will eat it. If I can be arsed, I may watch this programme tonight about the Pica's and their syndrome, and I would kindly urge some of you lot to watch it too, if only for some ideas on what to eat when you've got the munchies and fuck-all in the fridge. 30 years old Patrice, has suffered(?) from Pica for close to 15 years, in which time she has devoured a ton of brick & plaster... "I'm worried about the long term effects" says her husband whilst adding " It could damage her insides" This has got to be a 'must see' on Channel 5 tonight at 10pm for the Pica's amongst you, Punker's. https://www.bing.com/search?q=Pica+Symdrome&FORM=HDRSC1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 I'm quite sure Punkape is the site's authority on this disorder, having consumed quantities of hair and faeces throughout the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 You're wrong, Punkers ingests that stuff through the other end, and shite comes out of his gob instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 The Pika is my second favourite animal ever, after the red panda. It says, "EEEP!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Pika is my second favourite animal ever, after the red panda. It says, "EEEP!" Cute, but not as cute as Golden lion Tamarinds, aww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Pika is my second favourite animal ever, after the red panda. It says, "EEEP!" I wonder how far you'd get the little fucker with a good kick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cute, but not as cute as Golden lion Tamarinds, aww! Golden Lion Tamarinds are cute, granted, but do the little fuckers say, "EEEEP"? Do they fuck as like. 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I wonder how far you'd get the little fucker with a good kick? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Pika is my second favourite animal ever, after the red panda. It says, "EEEP!" Does it go "EEEP" when you eat one? If not, then it sure aint no Pica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Golden Lion Tamarinds are cute, granted, but do the little fuckers say, "EEEEP"? Do they fuck as like. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! Ok, I'll admit that is quite adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: Ok, I'll admit that is quite adorable. That may well be the case, but what do they taste like to a Pica? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: That may well be the case, but what do they taste like to a Pica? I have no earthly idea what you are blathering on about... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: I have no earthly idea what you are blathering on about... The answer is in the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 38 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Does it go "EEEP" when you eat one? If not, then it sure aint no Pica. 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The Pika is my second favourite animal ever, after the red panda. It says, "EEEP!" Bawsey, I think that with the aid of 1 kilo of fisting butter, a cardboard toilet roll tube, this little rodent could satisfy even Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 (edited) So I guess these freaks are okay with pot noodle then with its 'limited' nutritional content. Edited May 18, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps other pasta snacks are available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The Pika is my second favourite animal ever, after the red panda. It says, "EEEP!" I was a big fan of Pikas and they were my number three animal after a badger and a hedgehog. Then I saw an elephant shrew, which has a wibbly wobbly nose which moved it to fourth place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 It's always cunting shrews isn't it. Them and field mice and puppies and Koala Bears grinning away like a fucking retard, just like the ruddy Queen Mother in her dotage. Never a Hammerhead Shark or a Dromedary, you heartless, clichéd bastards! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 15 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: ... you heartless, clichéd bastards! EEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 38 minutes ago, Spanky said: I was a big fan of Pikas and they were my number three animal after a badger and a hedgehog. Then I saw an elephant shrew, which has a wibbly wobbly nose which moved it to fourth place. Baby spoonbilled sandpiper = cute Or my favourite the wolverine the hardest cunt on the planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 19 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's always cunting shrews isn't it. Them and field mice and puppies and Koala Bears grinning away like a fucking retard, just like the ruddy Queen Mother in her dotage. Never a Hammerhead Shark or a Dromedary, you heartless, clichéd bastards! Koala bears are overrated cunts. Never liked them, personally. Same with pandas and sloths - ooh, look at me! My ancestors were such lazy bastards that it actually became part of my genetic makeup! If I shat myself in my sleep I probably wouldn't even bother to move! - Fucking wankers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The Pika is my second favourite animal ever, after the red panda. It says, "EEEP!" Is this your gerbil's reaction after you've told it your Uzbek rent boy is bringing some friends for the weekend..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Koala bears are overrated cunts. Never liked them, personally. Same with pandas and sloths - ooh, look at me! My ancestors were such lazy bastards that it actually became part of my genetic makeup! If I shat myself in my sleep I probably wouldn't even bother to move! - Fucking wankers. Koalas have chlamydiosis and stink of piss and cough sweets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Koalas have chlamydiosis and stink of piss and cough sweets. Just like Punkape. Another reason not to like them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Koalas have chlamydiosis and stink of piss and cough sweets. That's pensioners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 36 minutes ago, Punkape said: Is this your gerbil's reaction after you've told it your Uzbek rent boy is bringing some friends for the weekend..... Unoriginal rubbish... more like the poor cunts just got an eyeful of your gaping bum hole before jamahl stuffs him up there, cameras rolling, you dirty little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Unoriginal rubbish... more like the poor cunts just got an eyeful of your gaping bum hole before jamahl stuffs him up there, cameras rolling, you dirty little cunt. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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