Neil Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 What is it about these fucking pages rearing themselves when someone fucking croaks it?.Apparently someone up here has just started one to raise money to pay for a funeral,some chavvy little cunt took his fathers car without permission and crashed it at 1.30 in the morning on the Acle Straight killing himself,now people are trying to raise a grand to bury the little cunt.It has reached 500 quid,I'd say that was probably enough as he's only half the lad he used to be.Fuck off and pay your own funeral expenses or better still carry a full jerrycan in the car with you at all times and hey presto,instant cremation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Fuck me, some cunt digs a hole with a machine two other cunts throw in the Chav cover with powdered lime then fill in the hole. 200 is all it should take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 26 minutes ago, Neil said: What is it about these fucking pages rearing themselves when someone fucking croaks it?.Apparently someone up here has just started one to raise money to pay for a funeral,some chavvy little cunt took his fathers car without permission and crashed it at 1.30 in the morning on the Acle Straight killing himself,now people are trying to raise a grand to bury the little cunt.It has reached 500 quid,I'd say that was probably enough as he's only half the lad he used to be.Fuck off and pay your own funeral expenses or better still carry a full jerrycan in the car with you at all times and hey presto,instant cremation As we already pay council tax, just leave the little prick out for the bin men on Thursday night and we can all say we've contributed to the funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Let the muggy cunts pay for it if they want, at least it won't be coming out of our taxes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 The page for that copper who got stabbed in Westminster pulled in the best part of £1M before it closed down. The cunt would need to have lived to be 150 to actually earn that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 All this in the same week the country lost one of its greatest, and cheapest, child buriers - Ian Brady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: All this in the same week the country lost one of its greatest, and cheapest, child buriers - Ian Brady. You cunt, you made me spill my bong with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: All this in the same week the country lost one of its greatest, and cheapest, child buriers - Ian Brady. You cunt. You fucking cunt. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: All this in the same week the country lost one of its greatest, and cheapest, child buriers - Ian Brady. You sick,vile,despicable,horrible funny cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The page for that copper who got stabbed in Westminster pulled in the best part of £1M before it closed down. The cunt would need to have lived to be 150 to actually earn that much. Slightly off topic, but, remember Keith Blakelock? Copper who was beheaded by black youths at the broadwater farm riots in Tottenham, do you know how Keith spent a couple of his nights off duty? Teaching self defence to youths from the Broadwater farm estate. Silly cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Maybe Admin should set up a just giving site for CC. You never know,it might reach double figures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The page for that copper who got stabbed in Westminster pulled in the best part of £1M before it closed down. The cunt would need to have lived to be 150 to actually earn that much. More like 4,500 if Dianne Abbot is in charge of the cash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Slightly off topic, but, remember Keith Blakelock? Copper who was beheaded by black youths at the broadwater farm riots in Tottenham, do you know how Keith spent a couple of his nights off duty? Teaching self defence to youths from the Broadwater farm estate. Silly cunt. scampi slit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: scampi slit Krill Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Piston said: More like 4,500 if Dianne Abbot is in charge of the cash! Will you cunts stop mentioning that bint, just the name makes me want to hurl, and when she does that wierd 'I eat live cats" smile I want to pick up a cricket bat.... to gouge my eyes out with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 Ding, if you had said 'pick up a cricket bat and smashed my own head to a pulp', then Dianne Abbott, Dianne Abbott, Dianne Abbott, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Krill Bill Almost tempted to use a 'like' for this Authoritah. Almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 12 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Will you cunts stop mentioning that bint, just the name makes me want to hurl, and when she does that wierd 'I eat live cats" smile I want to pick up a cricket bat.... to gouge my eyes out with... What about an unwashed Dianne Abbot having a prolonged sexual session with you whilst she describes her sessions with Corbyn..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 58 minutes ago, ratcum said: Almost tempted to use a 'like' for this Authoritah. Almost. I feel honoured, almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 55 minutes ago, Punkape said: What about an unwashed Dianne Abbot having a prolonged sexual session with you whilst she describes her sessions with Corbyn..... lol. Or you having a prolonged sex session with Corbyn while he describes them to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: What about an unwashed Dianne Abbot having a prolonged sexual session with you whilst she describes her sessions with Corbyn..... lol. This is only slightly less repulsive than the thought of being fisted by a big, fat, sweaty Bulgarian construction worker who's illegally entered Cheshire, eh, Punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: This is only slightly less repulsive than the thought of being fisted by a big, fat, sweaty Bulgarian construction worker who's illegally entered Cheshire, eh, Punkers? The big question is.... If the Bulgarian illegally entered Cheshire, would he still, legally be allowed to enter Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The big question is.... If the Bulgarian illegally entered Cheshire, would he still, legally be allowed to enter Punkape? Depends if he's got £3.50 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 58 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The big question is.... If the Bulgarian illegally entered Cheshire, would he still, legally be allowed to enter Punkape? Even if he wasn't permitted legal entry, I'm fairly certain Punkape would get him in through the backdoor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: What about an unwashed Dianne Abbot having a prolonged sexual session with you whilst she describes her sessions with Corbyn..... lol. I'd probably rather shag you and take my chances with some penicillin I found in the GPs carpark... 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Depends if he's got £3.50 Both arms then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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