Eddie Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 GLOBAL governments are preparing the world for an imminent announcement that intelligent aliens exist and are already here on Earth. It's about time the lid was lifted on UFO's, and Alien technology is revealed and used, that would replace backward fossil fuels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 Are Govt cuts responsible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: GLOBAL governments are preparing the world for an imminent announcement that intelligent aliens exist and are already here on Earth. It's about time the lid was lifted on UFO's, and Alien technology is revealed and used, that would replace backward fossil fuels. I've just watched "Independence Day - Resurgence" and, quite frankly, any civilization capable of producing such abject bilge deserves to be annihilated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: GLOBAL governments are preparing the world for an imminent announcement that intelligent aliens exist and are already here on Earth. It's about time the lid was lifted on UFO's, and Alien technology is revealed and used, that would replace backward fossil fuels. We are the only inhabitants in the universe and it is the human race that will gradually repopulate the rest of the universe. Aliens don't exist apart from in your sexual fantasies and divergencies Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: We are the only inhabitants in the universe and it is the human race that will gradually repopulate the rest of the universe. Aliens don't exist apart from in your sexual fantasies and divergencies Fuck off. God is an Alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: We are the only inhabitants in the universe and it is the human race that will gradually repopulate the rest of the universe. Aliens don't exist apart from in your sexual fantasies and divergencies Fuck off. Was it seven days that god took to knock up the universe, or just six? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Eddie said: God is an Alien. Is that why you use a capital A? I prefer a capital C, for Cunt. Anyway, if aliens existed, why do they only abduct inbred fuckwits from Idaho or some other dusty shithole? Makes the stories a tad less convincing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Was it seven days that god took to knock up the universe, or just six? You've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Punk? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Was it seven days that god took to knock up the universe, or just six? Punkers knocks one out every six or severn hours. That photo of Tom Daley is getting pretty tatty by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 26 minutes ago, Eddie said: GLOBAL governments are preparing the world for an imminent announcement that intelligent aliens exist and are already here on Earth. It's about time the lid was lifted on UFO's, and Alien technology is revealed and used, that would replace backward fossil fuels. I think you need to put this question in writing to Phil the Greek, after all he is an alien reptile and he's got plenty of time on his hands these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 23 minutes ago, Ape said: Was it seven days that god took to knock up the universe, or just six? It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers. I'm going to hell aren't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers. I'm going to hell aren't I? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers. I'm going to hell aren't I? Aren't you already in London? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers. I'm going to hell aren't I? No, because that's a made up place, along with heaven, purgatory and Punkapes house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Ahriman Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I never knew Roops could be quite so photogenic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that why you use a capital A? I prefer a capital C, for Cunt. Anyway, if aliens existed, why do they only abduct inbred fuckwits from Idaho or some other dusty shithole? Makes the stories a tad less convincing... So they can sterilise them and clean up the universe a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Over 100 years ago Nikola Tesla invented a device to harness free cosmic energy or as it's known today zero point energy. This technology would eradicate world hunger and free the world from fossil fuels. A simular technology was discovered during the Roswell crash. 1000''s of inventions are held back to keep the world reliant on fossil fuels, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 48 minutes ago, Eddie said: Over 100 years ago Nikola Tesla invented a device to harness free cosmic energy or as it's known today zero point energy. This technology would eradicate world hunger and free the world from fossil fuels. A simular technology was discovered during the Roswell crash. 1000''s of inventions are held back to keep the world reliant on fossil fuels, why? Because you are Billy Fuckwit and I claim my £5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Ape said: Was it seven days that god took to knock up the universe, or just six? Six. He spent the 7th day creating choir boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Because you are Billy Fuckwit and I claim my £5 Shut it freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Are Govt cuts responsible? Paper cuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It was six. He invented Sunday so he could put his feet up and read the papers. I'm going to hell aren't I? You'll be ok if you cross Peter's palm with silverrrrrrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 41 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Paper cuts? Strawberry Gashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 10 hours ago, Ahriman said: I never knew Roops could be quite so photogenic. Yes, and this is after she's taken her make up off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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