Guest Ollyboro Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 Aka a cold fucking idiot. His sacrifice was utterly fucking pointless. Who knows; if he'd hung about a bit he could have at least kept everyone's spirits up by letting them all kick the pious cunt into a coma.....then eating him. Just fucking wandering off like that's not on. I reckon he'd seen a passing Eskimo tribe.....out the corner of his eye like....and thought fuck Scott and the other 2 cunts...and ran off and agreed with the Eskimos that in exchange for 1) Food. 2)Warmth 3) Mainly rubber clothing 4) An alibi, Oates was prepared to "get his eyebrows frosted" every hour -on the hour by the village elders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Aka a cold fucking idiot. His sacrifice was utterly fucking pointless. Who knows; if he'd hung about a bit he could have at least kept everyone's spirits up by letting them all kick the pious cunt into a coma.....then eating him. Just fucking wandering off like that's not on. I reckon he'd seen a passing Eskimo tribe.....out the corner of his eye like....and thought fuck Scott and the other 2 cunts...and ran off and agreed with the Eskimos that in exchange for 1) Food. 2)Warmth 3) Mainly rubber clothing 4) An alibi, Oates was prepared to "get his eyebrows frosted" every hour -on the hour by the village elders. No replies yet .......lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Nearest inuit tribe would have been about 10,000 miles away in the Artic circle. but reading up on him he seems to have been a moaning cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: No replies yet .......lol Laffin ..your an awful cunt punkers baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 I once shagged a bird with a suspiciously shallow vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I once shagged a bird with a suspiciously shallow vagina. that's because your 'brother' didn't have the full work done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Maybe he wanted to get off Scott free! Get it? Scott free; Captain Scott? I'll get me kuspuk and muff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 Watched a doco about him. .seems it'll take about 400 years for the lump of ice he's entombed in to break off and float out to sea Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Watched a doco about him. .seems it'll take about 400 years for the lump of ice he's entombed in to break off and float out to sea Captain America got lucky then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 On 2017-5-13 at 0:11 AM, Ollyboro said: Aka a cold fucking idiot. His sacrifice was utterly fucking pointless. Who knows; if he'd hung about a bit he could have at least kept everyone's spirits up by letting them all kick the pious cunt into a coma.....then eating him. Just fucking wandering off like that's not on. I reckon he'd seen a passing Eskimo tribe.....out the corner of his eye like....and thought fuck Scott and the other 2 cunts...and ran off and agreed with the Eskimos that in exchange for 1) Food. 2)Warmth 3) Mainly rubber clothing 4) An alibi, Oates was prepared to "get his eyebrows frosted" every hour -on the hour by the village elders. Whilst not exactly being kept awake at night troubling over this, let me tell you about Captain Oates. Captain Oates was a prat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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