Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 30 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Baws man, you seem to be spending an above average amount of time on the Sun's website reading articles on potato based frozen food. Have you seen every bit of porn on the internet ever, or something? I'm barely halfway through. Two posts, two minutes. That's my annual Sun allowance AND my annual potato allowance gone in one fell swoop. As for porn, I fear I'm even bored with the seriously weird stuff now, let alone your bog standard lesbians and donkey/dwarf combos. I yearn for the simple wonder of finding a crumpled page from Mayfair under a hedge. Blue remembered hills... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Two posts, two minutes. That's my annual Sun allowance AND my annual potato allowance gone in one fell swoop. As for porn, I fear I'm even bored with the seriously weird stuff now, let alone your bog standard lesbians and donkey/dwarf combos. I yearn for the simple wonder of finding a crumpled page from Mayfair under a hedge. Blue remembered hills... Alas, those days are but a faded memory... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Alas, those days are but a faded memory... The Internet has ruined me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The Internet has ruined me. You've more chance of finding the ivory billed woodpecker than a stack of jazz mags in a lay bye these days. At best it's an old copy of the screw fix direct catalog and don't do it for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Two posts, two minutes. That's my annual Sun allowance AND my annual potato allowance gone in one fell swoop. As for porn, I fear I'm even bored with the seriously weird stuff now, let alone your bog standard lesbians and donkey/dwarf combos. I yearn for the simple wonder of finding a crumpled page from Mayfair under a hedge. Blue remembered hills... Mayfair was a bit elitist, at least with Parade there was always the possibility of seeing one of your neighbours in the readers wives section, and you didn't have to waste time flicking through pages of adverts for expensive watches and articles about sports cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The Internet has ruined me. It's ruined us all, when you've watched basketball players being raped and murdered by primordial dwarves, where do you go from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 5/14/2017 at 7:47 PM, Eric Cuntman said: It's ruined us all, when you've watched basketball players being raped and murdered by primordial dwarves, where do you go from there. Lactating nuns performing in incestuous snuff films? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 On 12/05/2017 at 9:28 PM, Cuntybaws said: If you think that was bad, meet quite literally the stupidest cunt on Planet Earth. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2338261/mums-fury-at-1-bag-of-tesco-alphabet-potato-shapes-lacking-enough-letters-to-spell-her-sons-name/ I can spell "Suck my cock you stupid bint" in the letters on that table... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 13 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Lactating nuns performing in incestuous snuff films? It's a deal, I'll swap you the nuns DVD for one with a quadriplegic hermaphrodite being spit roasted by Kmodo Dragons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a deal, I'll swap you the nuns DVD for one with a quadriplegic hermaphrodite being spit roasted by Kmodo Dragons. Komodo dragons? You sick fuck, whats wrong with a nice donkey and a goat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Komodo dragons? You sick fuck, whats wrong with a nice donkey and a goat? It's a bit last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It's a bit last year. You fucking hipster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 7 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Sargon is OK but he comes across as a bit of a smug prick sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Sargon is OK but he comes across as a bit of a smug prick sometimes. Computing for science fucked him off for that very reason a few months ago during a live stream that sargon gate crashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Just now, Gong Farmer said: Computing for science fucked him off for that very reason a few months ago during a live stream that sargon gate crashed. Computing is way more level headed and mature in my opinion. Sargon can be fucking hilarious when he's on form but he tends to give in to name calling and baiting a bit too easy. Both good guys to listen to if you're looking for different opinions that tend to be based on facts instead of feelings though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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