Guest Mingeeta Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Imagine Gold channel having the bollocks to run Love thy Neighbour, christ the PC brigade would shit themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: But he is right though. You are a cunt. No shit, sherlock. Who'd have thought it? Dopey twat. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, Ape said: No shit, sherlock. Who'd have thought it? Dopey twat. Fuck off. Reported, for honesty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: Reported, for honesty. He'll be watching Eurovision tonight with his "partner". Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: He'll be watching Eurovision tonight with his "partner". Lol. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Reported, for honesty. Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: He'll be watching Eurovision tonight with his "partner". Lol. Whereas you'll have your partner in you up to the hilt. Fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Whereas you'll have your partner in you up to the hilt. Fucking poof. Dont think spunkers will watch it any more, he's still got a grievance with the Bucks Fizz year because it was the skirts that got ripped off and not Mike Nolans' Y Fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I posted a clapping monkey picture on an Oscar Pistorius thread once to illustrate my dim view of the South African legal system. It didn't last long. Why didn't it last long? Did it get shot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Ooooo... There's nothing like a bit of black to pull the real racists out from their closets. Perhaps I missed something, but this nom was about the old bill until some of you lot turned it into a playground to vent your own obvious hatred of Brother Darky, and/or others with a disability. Ape! Fuck off back to your flies, you childish little wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Why didn't it last long? Did it get shot? It gave Pistorious the hump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: This nom is utter fucking shite. Kick yourself in the nuts immediately 'eavens. Black & Decker are cunts Errrrm. Stubbs me ol' bean. I tend to agree with much of what you say, but get a grip. Black & White whiskey is not a cunt. Black & Pecker, are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 22 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Ooooo... There's nothing like a bit of black to pull the real racists out from their closets. Perhaps I missed something, but this nom was about the old bill until some of you lot turned it into a playground to vent your own obvious hatred of Brother Darky, and/or others with a disability. Ape! Fuck off back to your flies, you childish little wanker. Fuck off Jazz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Mingeeta said: Not quite true. Woody Harrelson can jump, he even jumps as high as Wesley Snipes. You're right Mingers, I've fucked that right up. I'm going to give this ethnic politics shit a rest and concentrate on fundraising to get Oscar Pistorious a new bathroom door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 22 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah, we seem to have several punters declaring themselves to be "mixed race" I would send you a picture, but I don't want to be responsible for your subsequent divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 16 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Back on topic. I am surprised traditional games like Checkers and Chess have survived in their original form literally encouraging conflict between blacks and whites. Utter racist filth. Chess not only encourages racial disharmony but the practice of 'sacrificing Prawns' also demonstrates a blatant disregard for the welfare of shellfish and molluscs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 39 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chess not only encourages racial disharmony but the practice of 'sacrificing Prawns' also demonstrates a blatant disregard for the welfare of shellfish and molluscs. Punker's life, is a game of chess. For two Queens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Chess not only encourages racial disharmony but the practice of 'sacrificing Prawns' also demonstrates a blatant disregard for the welfare of shellfish and molluscs. Selfish & Molescars, now you're talking, and you could be on to something. What, is hard to say, but by exchanging a pair of Bishops, two Knights & Rooks for a couple of Whelks (for example) together with two Limpets and a punnet o' Cockles, it could put some interest back into the game? Check Mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Selfish & Molescars, now you're talking, and you could be on to something. What, is hard to say, but by exchanging a pair of Bishops, two Knights & Rooks for a couple of Whelks (for example) together with two Limpets and a punnet o' Cockles, it could put some interest back into the game? Check Mate? No, I have a Polish mate though, and a Slovakian one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, I have a Polish mate though, and a Slovakian one. You should never mix friendship with business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, I have a Polish mate though, and a Slovakian one. Kefir for breakfast and pig's kneecaps for dinner. Fucking rough gig. I dated a Slovak girl for a while and her hands always smelt like garlic. I went to Slovakia only to discover all the smart cunts had pegged it over the border into the Czech Republic. Cunts in Slovakia considered ham a vegetarian product because it was 'thin meat'. Half the lads there walk around with the backs of their heads totally pan-flat. Maybe they leave them on their backs when they are babies? Fucking weird. A good meal there is chopped up carrots and turnips set into clear jelly, served with vinegar and freshly chopped raw onion. Maybe with a pint of buttermilk on the side. Then you go visit your host's old 'Babka' and she has a fucking pig in a shed in the garden and she makes you "Turkish coffee" with all the grounds in the bottom of the fucking cup, maybe with a shot of brandy in the bottom of the mug. If you seek booze then some cunt probably foraged some berries the previous week and took them down to the city petrochemical plant and had them turned into moonshine. In the Czech Republic you go down the corner shop, bang on the window, hand over a couple of hundred Krona and receive a refilled water bottle full of anonymous white wine that gets you smashed as fuck. I saw hunners of those shitty Skoda cars with the engines in the rear, like we had here in the early '90s. A desperate place, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 I've being some research on how many products contain hidden potato. I don't mean obvious stuff like potato waffles, but things like pasties, quiche, BMWs etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Kefir for breakfast and pig's kneecaps for dinner. Fucking rough gig. I dated a Slovak girl for a while and her hands always smelt like garlic. I went to Slovakia only to discover all the smart cunts had pegged it over the border into the Czech Republic. Cunts in Slovakia considered ham a vegetarian product because it was 'thin meat'. Half the lads there walk around with the backs of their heads totally pan-flat. Maybe they leave them on their backs when they are babies? Fucking weird. A good meal there is chopped up carrots and turnips set into clear jelly, served with vinegar and freshly chopped raw onion. Maybe with a pint of buttermilk on the side. Then you go visit your host's old 'Babka' and she has a fucking pig in a shed in the garden and she makes you "Turkish coffee" with all the grounds in the bottom of the fucking cup, maybe with a shot of brandy in the bottom of the mug. If you seek booze then some cunt probably foraged some berries the previous week and took them down to the city petrochemical plant and had them turned into moonshine. In the Czech Republic you go down the corner shop, bang on the window, hand over a couple of hundred Krona and receive a refilled water bottle full of anonymous white wine that gets you smashed as fuck. I saw hunners of those shitty Skoda cars with the engines in the rear, like we had here in the early '90s. A desperate place, man. Most of the Slovak cunts I've met live on cabbage soup and chicken breast hammered flat, covered in seasoned breadcrumbs and pan fried, the only beer they seem to drink is 'Kozel' which is Slovakian for Goat and probably refers to the piss used to brew it. The Polish on the other hand have some lovely beers, Warka is strong as fuck, but Tyskie Gronie is a really nice 5.5% lager. They can fucking drink as well, they have a hand sign for drunk, which looks like a cut throat motion, comes from Russia, where it means drinking until dead, which is how Russians drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: You should never mix friendship with business. You should never mix Poles & Slovaks with Romanians, the Romanians will end up getting killed, the others fucking hate them, justifiably so, Romanians are dirty thieving cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 20 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I would send you a picture, but I don't want to be responsible for your subsequent divorce. I think my marriage will survive punters sending borrowed dick picks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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