Stubby Pecker Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: You seem agitated. Is your dealer late tonight? Thick cunt. lol. Fuck off. When Scotland finally gets independence from English oppression, I vote you 2 cunts as ambassadors, but only if you carry on like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 10 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: So Ape, in other words. I was going to say that, but for some reason Ape gets very tetchy when I post anything related to him. He says really nasty things about me, and even called me a cunt once. Very hurtful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I was going to say that, but for some reason Ape gets very tetchy when I post anything related to him. He says really nasty things about me, and even called me a cunt once. Very hurtful. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-39898609/french-bulldog-tries-to-skateboard-into-bbc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 On 5/12/2017 at 8:41 AM, Witheredscrote said: For some reason Ape gets very tetchy when I post anything related to him. He's a grown adult cunt boasting about his toy helicopter hobby. The guy is clearly an insecure weirdo. As I said before, these boring Southern English cunts only know how to boast about how much their shitty toys cost them. Otherwise they are brain-dead emotionally stunted weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: He's a grown adult cunt boasting about his toy helicopter hobby. The guy is clearly an insecure weirdo. As I said before, these boring Southern English cunts only know how to boast about how much their shitty toys cost them. Otherwise they are brain-dead emotionally stunted weirdos. I can only assume you're either drunk again or you've run out of methadone. Either way - fuck off, you tiresome wanker. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 On 10/05/2017 at 3:58 PM, southerncunt said: Following on from Wolfie's nom about cunt real estate agents, anyone who feels the need to advertise the maxim that money can't buy taste by wearing any watch bigger than 42mm across is similarly a cunt. Cunts getting around with fucking clocks on their wrists shit me to tears. Wake up to yourselves, for fucks sake. But when, like Punkape, you hit the big time then only one thing will do: For the man sized wrist action... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Piston said: But when, like Punkape, you hit the big time then only one thing will do: For the man sized wrist action... If that's a Rolecks faux-pinchbeck over-wound self-winder, knackered through wanking, then that watch is Ape's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: If that's a Rolecks faux-pinchbeck over-wound self-winder, knackered through wanking, then that watch is Ape's. Fuck off Jazz, you pathetic little wanker! lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 55 minutes ago, Ape said: I can only assume you're either drunk again or you've run out of methadone. Either way - fuck off, you tiresome wanker. Drunk, rather than methadone. An English poof calling anybody tiresome is the real joke here. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 31 minutes ago, Piston said: But when, like Punkape, you hit the big time then only one thing will do: For the man sized wrist action... Both Ape and Punkape don't consider it a real dalliance until a watch the size of a dinner tray has spend the previous half hour scarifying their respective prostate glands, the pair of delusional poof bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Both Ape and Punkape don't consider it a real dalliance until a watch the size of a dinner tray has spend the previous half hour scarifying their respective prostate glands, the pair of delusional poof bastards. You've obviously got a major chip on your shoulder. It's best for us all if you fuck off back to your favourite pastime - wanking whilst watching Trainspotting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, Ape said: You've obviously got a major chip on your shoulder. It's best for us all if you fuck off back to your favourite pastime - wanking whilst watching Trainspotting. How short a memory you appear to possess, dear boy. Why, it was fewer than a a half-score of months ago that I pilloried the aforementioned Trainspotting on this very forum for its skewed and highly unrepresentative portrayal of the fine city of Edinburgh. Cunt, you're from Dartford. Dog racing, wife beating and fuck all else. Shut your English trap. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: How short a memory you appear to possess, dear boy. Why, it was fewer than a a half-score of months ago that I pilloried the aforementioned Trainspotting on this very forum for its skewed and highly unrepresentative portrayal of the fine city of Edinburgh. Cunt, you're from Dartford. Dog racing, wife beating and fuck all else. Shut your English trap. Poof. I'm from Gloucestershire, you fucking idiot, so that's your ridiculous theory straight out of the window. More methadone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm from Gloucestershire. Is that somehow better? Still England, still full of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 27 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Is that somehow better? Still England, still full of cunts. The point is, you fucking idiot, that you "pin pointed" my location as Dartford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 40 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Is that somehow better? Still England, still full of cunts. Dr Foster went to Gloucester To sell wanker Ape a wrist-watch But when he got there, Ape had flies in his hair And was dancing about doing the hopscotch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ape said: The point is, you fucking idiot, that you "pin pointed" my location as Dartford. Dartford should be pinpointed. Preferably with a Trident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: How short a memory you appear to possess, dear boy. Why, it was fewer than a a half-score of months ago that I pilloried the aforementioned Trainspotting on this very forum for its skewed and highly unrepresentative portrayal of the fine city of Edinburgh. Cunt, you're from Dartford. Dog racing, wife beating and fuck all else. Shut your English trap. Poof. Oi bollock chops! I was born in Dartford, the dog track is down the road in Crayford and I've never given the missus a beating, just West Ham and Millwall cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dartford should be pinpointed. Preferably with a Trident You can fuck off as well! Sat in the buffer zone between Brixton and Peckham for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 15 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Is that somehow better? Still England, still full of cunts. So you'll be voting to leave the UK if and when you butt ugly dictator leader gets her way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 18 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Dr Foster went to Gloucester To sell wanker Ape a wrist-watch But when he got there, Ape had flies in his hair And was dancing about doing the hopscotch Sounds like someone is losing their mind. You're a fucking maniac! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 20 hours ago, Ape said: I'm from Gloucestershire, you fucking idiot, so that's your ridiculous theory straight out of the window. More methadone? Gloucestershire.....how quaint. Were you friendly with Fred West the Gloucester builder and his wife Rosemarie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 55 minutes ago, Punkape said: Gloucestershire.....how quaint. Were you friendly with Fred West the Gloucester builder and his wife Rosemarie ? No, but I'd gladly bury you under a patio, you obnoxious little freak. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Gloucestershire.....how quaint. Were you friendly with Fred West the Gloucester builder and his wife Rosemarie ? Fuck off you jobbie jousting, Walter Mitty one trick pony cuntbreed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 14, 2017 Report Share Posted May 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck off you jobbie jousting, Walter Mitty one trick pony cuntbreed! Old Punky would be horrified to see all the Range Rovers with actual mud on them here. All the mud on his "Range Rover" is pretend, and gets cleaned off at the pixie car wash - just before his bedtime. Stupid little poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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